Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Eh, we know he listens to the stupid fat conservative's shitty DLive show. He was on for a lot of memorable shows when Ralph was inadvertently funny- probably some of the same ones that Zoom was on. I don't find that to be incriminating in any way.

Dude, it's pretty fucking incriminating to be enthused to have Zoom come in and back you up. It's also pretty incriminating to be on friendly terms with the guy when there's no way you don't know what kind of guy he is, you gotta remember that Zoom has very publicly fucked with Ethan, Null, and Nick Rekieta at this point. Yet there Dick was, ready to bring him on with Nick pretending he didn't know about Zoom as well, which makes it even more sus.

I mean.. has she explicitly said she hasn't? I don't see any particular reason to trust her even if she did so say. It's not like you are honest about what you want or who you are when you're pretexting people to get private information. Would she even know if she had?

Okay but she hasn't explicitly stated that she has, either. You're also giving Corey way, way too much credit. I'm not sure if you're aware, but there's been tons of PSAs and whatnot informing people about scam calls and not to give out your personal info over the past couple years, it's not like the average american is going to just give out personal info like that - especially not someone else's.

Even someone as brain-dead as JLH would probably know better than that, or even think that she could get in trouble for it.
 
You're also giving Corey way, way too much credit. I'm not sure if you're aware, but there's been tons of PSAs and whatnot informing people about scam calls and not to give out your personal info over the past couple years, it's not like the average american is going to just give out personal info like that - especially not someone else's.
Not to powerlevel, but even in regards one's own personal information, it has been completely ineffective.

Giving out the phone number- something that is not protected by federal or state privacy law in any way- of someone that she hates? You better believe that that'd be easy to get.
 
Giving out the phone number- something that is not protected by federal or state privacy law in any way-

Why would you assume JLH would know that? She seems like the kind of ditzy broad who thinks doxing is illegal. I wouldn't be surprised if, like I said, she'd be afraid of getting into some kind of legal trouble in the event Dick had some kind of criminal act happen to him.

of someone that she hates? You better believe that that'd be easy to get.

That's a really big assumption. I hear one of those PSAs at least a couple times a week just driving around doing my day-to-day shit. Perhaps you should consider the possibility that the people you're interacting with and getting this data from aren't representative of the broader populace.

Also, none of that would explain how he knew exactly who it was calling him, and why he was so enthusiastic about getting him on.
 
"Channels upon Channels were criticizing the Killstream and Dick Masterson for what they did to Jeese and how they trollsheild (or Gunt Guarded) Dick Masterson from criticism."

They dog piled on a sperg who was only brought on to be dog piled on because he tried to initiate a dog pile on Dick via twitter, and now the dog pilers are dog piling the dog pilers that dog piled them for trying to dog pile.

Do I have this right so far?
They're just trying to attract white women.
 
Dude, it's pretty fucking incriminating to be enthused to have Zoom come in and back you up. It's also pretty incriminating to be on friendly terms with the guy when there's no way you don't know what kind of guy he is, you gotta remember that Zoom has very publicly fucked with Ethan, Null, and Nick Rekieta at this point. Yet there Dick was, ready to bring him on with Nick pretending he didn't know about Zoom as well, which makes it even more sus.
Dick getting comfy with Zoom and still trying to be the bestest of tomodachis with him was the biggest plot twist in this season. Until recently I thought he was somewhat slightly less rеtarded than most of his IBS peers, but man did that turn out not to be the case. Ralph at least has somewhat of an excuse of being a dumb, fat alcoholic who long ago gave up on life.

You know things are bad when someone like Richard Spencer turns out to be the smartest kid in this special ed class.
 
It annoys me that Ralph said he won't have Godwinson or PPP on the show, they're always pretend to be down to have people on the show for bloodsports but when two people want to throw down in earnest they cuck out.

Who cares if the np2 conspiracy is made up for drama, Internet Blood Sports was always telenovelas for disaffected facists anyway.
 
I enjoy Masterson in small doses, but I gotta say, hats off to PPP for unleashing this autism tsunami. And I wonder if Drexel is seriously reconsidering starting that youtube channel now.

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May I ask @Null, why you acknowledge these people? Aside from Ralph (decent host I suppose) & Metokur, who makes decent rants ridiculing people when he isn't spending 2 hours reading banal superchats, I don't see what any of these people bring to the table that makes them worth engaging with.

I mean Null at least has an infamous internet forum, which by the way, has succeeded because its ran competently, unlike most forums. The other guys? They're various insipid ethno-nationalists that wanna play around with phrasing so they're not zucc'd off youtube and then when the inevitable happen develop a victim complex. I don't see what they've produced and don't understand how anybody could rally behind those people as any kind of thought leaders.
 
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Ex gf and ex friend drama is 99% will be boring on the spectator's part; only people who will feel invested are the people directly involved. Sometimes human beans make mistakes; if Dick fucks up I have no doubts he will redeem himself because he's a good boy. Hopefully he doesn't sperg to much and doesn't overdo it with the gay tricksters. Wish my nibba for the best.
 
I enjoy Masterson in small doses, but I gotta say, hats off to PPP for unleashing this autism tsunami. And I wonder if Drexel is seriously reconsidering starting that youtube channel now.

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How dare you deface a true Chad that actually did nothing wrong, with a Mexican that doesn't even have a mansion.
 
Dick, or rather Dax, is learning why it's a stupid idea to pitch a satirical character at an audience who unironically approve of the worst parts of the character. He needs to move out this circle, his debates suck because he's having to stay in character and be funny against people who are really taking their shit really seriously. The eceleb world doesn't seperate private life from entertainment which makes it unsuitable for an entertainer who is different in one compared to the other.
 
Isn’t a simp someone who gives a woman something they want in hopes that they’ll get laid in return at some point? Like the guys who donate to egirls and send them gifts. Textbook simpery.

This whole shitshow is embarrassing for Dax and makes the IBS crowd look like retards but I wouldn’t call him a simp. He’s just a dude that tried to get laid using romance-novel-tier texts.
 
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Almost 70 pages of simpocalypsing over another alt-right internet daddy. This is worse than the idubbz thing.

I swear the only thing "alt" about you perpetually enraged pissbabies is you started saying 'simp' and 'thot' instead of 'fornicator' and learned how to steal memes from reddit.
 
Dick, or rather Dax, is learning why it's a stupid idea to pitch a satirical character at an audience who unironically approve of the worst parts of the character. He needs to move out this circle, his debates suck because he's having to stay in character and be funny against people who are really taking their shit really seriously. The eceleb world doesn't seperate private life from entertainment which makes it unsuitable for an entertainer who is different in one compared to the other.

I feel like he just isn't good at live content that isn't his show. He hops on other peoples' streams already drunk and still drinking, is witty and funny for an hour or so and then it all goes to shit when he is too drunk to think beyond high school insults and jokes. This can be seen on his many appearances on PKA and TKS, the hosts end up having to turn Dick into the butt of the joke because it becomes all he is good for.
 
I feel like he just isn't good at live content that isn't his show. He hops on other peoples' streams already drunk and still drinking, is witty and funny for an hour or so and then it all goes to shit when he is too drunk to think beyond high school insults and jokes. This can be seen on his many appearances on PKA and TKS, the hosts end up having to turn Dick into the butt of the joke because it becomes all he is good for.

He reminds me of Sargon actually. You hear him outside his own show arguing with someone and it's painful. E.g. look at him vs Destiny.
 
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