Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Unog]

Thats not what i'm saying, I've been explaining the tweets after the stream where he says he still likes Zoom this whole time.

Can you please actually read what my words are and not what you want them to be?

Point to me in the messages in the past page and a half where you mentioned any of that.

I've been very pointedly talking about the shit on the stream. Not twitter.

 

[MichaelScott]

Have you actually watched PPP on Nick Rekieta's stream? If not, and you are just reading the threads, you are REALLY missing out. I don't think you will get the full picture without watching the content.

Or maybe, you can just stay in the NeoGAF section and stop worrying about what other people think is funny.




Don't you agree that Corey is a pedophile? If so it's completely unjustifiable. Also Dick's tweet comes off more like he was scared of Zoom after he doxed him, like Null was saying.

I find drama pretty boring, but I think you have a good point. Still think the thread is pretty autistic.

 

[Crystal Golem]

They seem to really want to ignore the fact that Dick was creaming his jeans over having him on. And instead want to act like he treating it like, "Oh, this random guy - who i totally never heard of or talked to - wants to get on"

I'm telling you guys the constant need to frame this positively for dick is the strangest thing. It is both what started this whole thing and what got this thread to blow up like chernobyl. At this point we may have to rename The Streisand Effect to The Masterson Effect. Just laugh guys just laugh and it could've all been over.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I'm not saying that. i just wanted to know if it was plausible that Dick would take credit for something someone helped him with. why not just answer that?

NP2 is the best website ever, fine as a superfamous comedian i am fine saying that. just answer the question,

Its really not plausible in this scenario, you are stupid. Please

Point to me in the messages in the past page and a half where you mentioned any of that.

I've been very pointedly talking about the shit on the stream. Not twitter.

Please see the start of this whole thing where I obviously respond to someone talking about the tweets after the stream, someone who is not you, faggot.

You may have never ever paid attention to the individual known as Dick Masterson (likely) but he tends to surround himself with absolute fucking weirdos, many of whom have threads on the farms, because they're good material for his Howard Stern esque webshow.

Now, I personally would not associate with many of these people, but he does, and continues to do so.

 

[instythot]

I don't know PPP seems to think a joking tweet that is obviously a joke confirms the NP2 conspiracy theory so who knows, we're dealing with real intellectual titans here.

Ashton will most likely be running with this bit until Dick grows some impulse control and starts ignoring it

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Ashton will most likely be running with this bit until Dick grows some impulse control and starts ignoring it

Yes its just annoying to have his synchophants on the farms repeating it as if its true.

 

[2021Murder]

Its really not plausible in this scenario, you are stupid. Please


Please see the start of this whole thing where I obviously respond to someone talking about the tweets after the stream, someone who is not you, faggot.

forget this scenario, just in general.

 

[Titanic Cow]

Can someone explain to me why is this important, or even funny? I read all the post and was like uh... who gives a fuck...

Call me when someone starts dressing like a woman or making suicide threats.

I think the only interesting piece of information from all of this is that Dick seemingly continues to associate with Zoom for reasons beyond my own limited understanding, and I hope he takes the time to address such on his show or elsewhere. I can't understand why anyone would be stupid enough to associate with him given his history of turning on people at the drop of a hat. The so-called simp texts are embarrassing but, they're hardly damning.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

forget this scenario, just in general.

I don't even know what that means, the context obviously matters, kill yourself idiot.

 

[Arcturus]

Yes its just annoying to have his synchophants on the farms repeating it as if its true.

Says the motherfucker from Weeb Wars lmfao.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I don't understand, he's the culprit because he liked a Facebook post first? What third worlder logic is this?

Am I reading this right? It was actually someone named Derrick Alexander?

 

[2021Murder]

I can't understand why anyone would be stupid enough to associate with him given his history of turning on people at the drop of a hat.

THATS BECAUSE YOURE NOTHING. IF YOU WERE A HOMECOMING KING IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD ASSOCIATE WITH ZOOM, IF JOSH WAS HOMECOMING KING THIS WEBSITE WOULD BE CALLED ZOOMFARMS NOT KIWIFARMS, INSTEAD HE WAS JUST A FAT VIRGIN

 

[Solmyr]

I find drama pretty boring, but I think you have a good point. Still think the thread is pretty autistic.

You don't like drama? But you autistically follow NeoGAF... and more importantly HAVE A KIWI FARMS ACCOUNT?! Who here doesn't love drama? Is this a joke?

 

[Unog]

Please see the start of this whole thing where I obviously respond to someone talking about the tweets after the stream, someone who is not you, faggot.

I'm sorry that this:

Let's be honest here that the difference in attitude before and after he actually came on isn't exactly subtle.

Didn't clue you into the fact that I was talking about the stream. Mea culpa, and the hostility isn't necessary.

Still though it doesn't change the fact that him being buddy-buddy with Zoom is not, and never will be normal. The excuse I see every time people point out stuff like this it's always "well it's normal for him!". No man, no it's not. For a guy like Dick to willingly associate with someone who gives negative fucks about the values he keeps espousing, to the degree that Zoom does, is not normal.

It'd be like seeing a catholic cardinal in a gay pride parade. It's incongruent with who the guy is both in and out of character for him to associate with the guy to begin with, let alone be as enthused as he was to bring him onto the stream.

I'll remind everyone that even Digibro is a free speech advocate. Even though he's a weirdo pedo, he's not Zoom - like, nowhere close to him.

Also:

Its not really out of character for Dick to say 'I think zoom is funny and I like him', even after the guy reads his address off on stream, no.

So yeah, were you talking about the stream or the tweets here?

 

[Fougaro]

Playing Cotton Eye Joe over this makes the clip so funny

Scatman would be more fitting.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Am I reading this right? It was actually someone named Derrick Alexander?

Derrick Alexander and Erik Wong are Dick Show FB groups regs, this appears to be them posting that the stream went down like a billion other people did when it happened, just apparently finding it funny. Dame needs to focus on trolling and video editing and outsource his investigative journalism to someone else, some of his "smoking guns" are so autistic and poorly thought out I can't even tell what he's getting at.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

Have we confirmed Vito is the Flaggot yet? Did anyone take screencaps of him sperging in PPPs chat?

 

[Love Machine]

Remember guys, THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. This thread needs to be akin to a Roman senate. You must either A) pick your side but then get mad doing so. Or B) just post that drama is boring on a glorified tabloid forum.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5lMw86Tejw Godwinson is FINALLY live

 

[instythot]

THATS BECAUSE YOURE NOTHING. IF YOU WERE A HOMECOMING KING IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD ASSOCIATE WITH ZOOM, IF JOSH WAS HOMECOMING KING THIS WEBSITE WOULD BE CALLED ZOOMFARMS NOT KIWIFARMS, INSTEAD HE WAS JUST A FAT VIRGIN

Okay you're growing on me. I have really missed debatelimination posts in the sargon thread