Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Blacklight]

Jesus christ, as someone who actually called into the Dick Show, and has been a fan of it for a few years now this entire thing is retarded. Zoom is a mental midge who sucks the fun out of everything.
Ralph being a drunk moron is shining through once again.
Dick pulling out "Homecoming King" as a source of an insult is moronic as well.

The only one I will give any slight leeway to would be Nick since he's a boomer and isn't as well versed in the internet autism as the rest of them who all should fucking know better by now

 

[Sheryl Nome]

So yeah, were you talking about the stream or the tweets here?

If you can't tell from the context you must be illiterate.

 

[Perspicacity]

Godwinson live!

 

[oddish]

gym is here
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probably not jim. This is likely this one guy who used to archives jims videos. He comments on my videos a lot so I recognize him.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

Jesse apparently found Dicks old yearbook photos. Might have been posted before tho.

 

[Unog]

If you can't tell from the context you must be illiterate.

Ever heard of a rhetorical question?

But no, I'm the illiterate one. Maybe you should ask Ralph if he's got any xanax bars he's willing to share, you certainly seem to need one.

 

[Had]

 

[Piranha Pleb]

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Truly a Homecoming King among men.

 

[GameDevAnon]

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"metamorphically changes"

Fucking high school f-slurs. smh.

 

[Blacklight]

Jesse apparently found Dicks old yearbook photos. Might have been posted before tho.

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Who fucking cares? Everyone is a dumbass in high school. Dick is pushing 40 years old, those pictures are almost 20 years old at this point.

 

[Love Machine]

I dont know about you guys, but we voted homecoming king as a joke back in high school. Homecoming king might as well word filter to retard no one liked, in my mind at least.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

Jesse apparently found Dicks old yearbook photos. Might have been posted before tho.

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he looks like a knockoff UberDanger

 

[Titanic Cow]

Young Dick looks pretty handsome, not gonna lie.

 

[Least Concern]

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That's pretty cringey but in his defense everyone was doing that sort of shit in the late '90s. And also going WHAZZAAAAAP and about a thousand Seinfeld quotes

 

[GloryBoy]

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I forgot how old Dick is, dude has to be like what, 40 by now?

 

[Farmer Bodangle]

what a wonderful premier this has been

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Young Dick looks like a chad, he also is not fat, so I approve.

 

[OhTheBliss]

How do you people continuously manage to create drama out of nothing?

 

[Solmyr]

Who fucking cares? Everyone is a dumbass in high school. Dick is pushing 40 years old, those pictures are almost 20 years old at this point.

You may not like it, but this is Dax Herrera at PEAK PERFORMANCE!

 

[GameDevAnon]

"Fag-menco."
Chuckle. Good one, Godwinson. LOL.