Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Stasi]

I foresee a lot of gay excuses to not have the fight. I'm just going to leave this here in case any of them are about paying him money and Ralph possibly not showing up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escrow

 

[GogglyGoblin]

https://twitter.com/Romans5_4/status/1259175470517694464

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100% serious

That's a lot of money for a joke. What a sped.

 

[Weird Ages]

Knoxville 2: Its actually happening this time?

PPP is like almost 1 foot taller than Ralph. It is most definitely not happening.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

And now we wait to see who pussies out first. I say Ralph.

I vote Godwinson.

There's no way he has that much money

 

[Love Machine]

woah kemosabe

Dead air.....

 

[Null]

I foresee a lot of gay excuses to not have the fight. I'm just going to leave this here in case any of them are about paying him money and Ralph possibly not showing up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escrow

I suppose Rekieta would be the natural choice and possibly the only choice anyone could trust to hold the money in escrow.

 

[Unog]

I wonder who will win this fight.

Everyone else, of course.

 

[Ho Deak]

Oh boy, another fight that isn't going to happen zzzzz

 

[Revo]

I wonder who will win this fight.

The audience

 

[Ketamine Kat]

If PPP and Ralph fight... Mother of god wherever the impact zone is it'll probably sink the US as if one of them falls, it'll make a domino effect with the other and we'll have two massive earthquakes from their collective gunts.

That being said... All of this because greasy loud mexican chatted a girl up to get some - which is dumb to make a big deal out of in the first place - some sperg tried to weak-bait Jim, got yeeted because of course the Gunt, Jim and everyone profiting off of NW2 won't shit on the plate where they eat obviously. Then we have every gawker on the internet jumping on this like it's the next Tonka vs Methski.

I don't really get why this has been inflated into something more than it actually is: some retard's attempt to shame Dick(hole) and gain relevance in their irrelevance. What I can say though is the spergs and newfags that gravitated towards this and made our glorious leader Nool are providing quite a bit of entertainment at least.

 

[Fools Idol]

Why can't we have gladiatorial fights anymore bros?

 

[BrainProlapse]

Doubt it'll happen but a fight would be the funniest outcome of all this.

If it does go ahead they'll probably have to set up their own event; no promoter will touch this shit after the Donga vs Warski shitshow.

 

[Easterling]

Theres no way ralph could turn down such a fortune, the paypigs and gunt guard can only prop up his fat ass so much.

 

[Smooth Calculator]

If this goes down it’ll be real blood sports...... motor oil thick blood sports!

 

[Fougaro]

IF the fight is going to happen (big if), can we get PPP to wear a police uniform? At least during his entrance?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Listen Im not going to tell you guys again there is nothing to this and you're all just mad dick got some puss. Get some tail virgiiiiiiiiiins!

If this goes down it’ll be real blood sports...... motor oil thick blood sports!

To paraphrase the Sopranos "their blood type is ragout"

 

[Arcturus]

PPP should get the money if Ralph chickens out. I think that would be incentive for him to show up and SUMO.

 

[Potato]

Fat boys won't last a round before they're out of breath

 

[Love Machine]

Why can't we have gladiatorial fights anymore bros?

because of ethics cucks, concern trolling, and moral fagging ofc.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

6'4" 350 lbs autist with tard rage
vs
5'5" 300 lbs alcoholic with mommy's xanax

I wonder who will win this fight.

One has weight more evenly distributed on their body, the other one has larger fat pockets to absorb some hits. It'll come down to stamina. Both are pretty long winded so it could be either mans fight.