Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Stasi]

If PPP and Ralph fight... Mother of god wherever the impact zone is it'll probably sink the US as if one of them falls, it'll make a domino effect with the other and we'll have two massive earthquakes from their collective gunts.

A computer simulation of this possible outcome

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[GameDevAnon]

Why can't we have gladiatorial fights anymore bros?

We should at least be allowed to have duels again.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

I can count with my fingers the amount of people who havent sperged out on this thread
Jesus, what a mess

Welcome to IBS

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

I vote Godwinson.

There's no way he has that much money

I seem to remember Godwinson saying that he is a teacher for his day job, he's probably not making more than 30k gbp a year. Although he could be teaching at a private school or have other ways of making money idk.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Why can't we have gladiatorial fights anymore bros?

I'd actually pay for the first time a PPV to watch this be a thing.

 

[GameDevAnon]

One has weight more evenly distributed on their body, the other one has larger fat pockets to absorb some hits. It'll come down to stamina. Both are pretty long winded so it could be either mans fight.

PPP could literally trip and fall on Ralph, and Ralph wouldn't be able to lift him off. Then Ralph would smother under PPP's fat folds and die.

 

[TiltdownDove]

I can count with my fingers the amount of people who havent sperged out on this thread
Jesus, what a mess

It's made me learn a valuable lesson, and that's humor is like communism. Ideally, everyone gets it, but in reality my life is better off just playing Runescape.

 

[Farmer Bodangle]

I can give a play by play of the fight before it even happens:

Ralph will surge ahead like a drunkard trying to beat up a cop, and since PPP doesn't have a taser or a gun, he'll have to just hope his gunt can withstand.

After Ralph is gassed from pressing on, PPP will take a couple swings at Ralph while he gasps for air.

After about 5 punches, most awkward and not good, PPP will just start clinching Ralph

Ralph is too tired to do anything

Ref seperates them and then stare each other down for the rest of the fight until the fight is called a unanimous draw and the ref also has to say: "no refunds pls".

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

We should at least be allowed to have duels again.

Canada wants to bring that back. Well sort of.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Knoxville 2 boys! Already feeling nostalgic.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I seem to remember Godwinson saying that he is a teacher for his day job, he's probably not making more than 30k gbp a year. Although he could be teaching at a private school or have other ways of making money idk.

Imagine believing that Godwinson, who lives in the UK and says the shit he does online, actually has a job.

 

[Love Machine]

One brings seething, one brings the ops
Two-toned shitposts tumbling through time
Three days wasted, ten cast aside
Fourth-man knowing, no third in sight
One brings seething, one brings the ops
One fun future no one survives
On their gunts, away we fly

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Knoxville 2 boys! Already feeling nostalgic.

I can still remember the Gunt in robes, Warski looking like the meth-head that he is and the empty wheelchair that Tonka was supposed to roll himself to the ring with... Good times.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

A computer simulation of this possible outcome

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Somebody with more video editing skills than me edit out Godzilla's roar with Ralph's g(r)unt noises from the first pillstream

 

[Solmyr]

If Josh ends up making this happen I might have to eat a lemon and donate to his NP2!

 

[Arcturus]

Imagine believing that Godwinson, who lives in the UK and says the shit he does online, actually has a job.

If I'm remembering correctly, he's a trust fund baby.

 

[Bruno]

On Planet Incel, if you bang someone else's wife, you are the cuck.

Hey, just wondering if your opinion has changed again? Or do you consider Dick and NP2 to be so distinct that what you said makes sense?

 

[Nick Gars]

It's made me learn a valuable lesson, and that's humor is like communism. Ideally, everyone gets it, but in reality my life is better off just playing Runescape.

Lumbridge gang rise up!


Two fatasses are gonna fight it out? Hopefully neither pulls a Donga.

 

[a_lurker]

Is nashville 2.0 about to happen?

Tag team showdown Dick and Ralph vs PPP and Godwinson?
Who's got aids, who fudges their paperwork this time? Will Ralph be allowed to ride his walmart scooter into the ring?
Find out next tuesday on EGW Rawdog (Extremely Gay Wrasslin)

 

[AnOminous]

This would have been forgotten by now if the guntcrew wasn't trying so hard to make it go away on Dick's behalf.

If there's anything retarded about this, it's that. Making things be forgotten is kind of the opposite of the only talent Gunt has.