Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Freedom Fries]

More of something like this. Not him directly but something indirectly. I just kind of let the meme go on, apparently he gets DMs about me to the point he reached out to me, so I'm keeping the details cryptic.

Sounds a lot like Kraut talking to journos to me.

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Classic Ralph. First he challenges PPP eho already accepted, then he needs money, now he needs rights. He will keep adding demands to pussy out. Pretty soon he'll demand someone else be part of an undercard again. He has done this many many times.

I seem to remember Godwinson saying that he is a teacher for his day job, he's probably not making more than 30k gbp a year. Although he could be teaching at a private school or have other ways of making money idk.

I vote Godwinson.

There's no way he has that much money

He's very upper class English. Almost definitely has a trust fund. He does have the money although I doubt he would actually give any to Ralph.

One has weight more evenly distributed on their body, the other one has larger fat pockets to absorb some hits. It'll come down to stamina. Both are pretty long winded so it could be either mans fight.

Big fatty alcoholic liver is a weak spot though.

Okay, to start, since not everyone here is a wrestling fan some terminology.

Angle: A story line between a set of characters.
Work: Fake.
Shoot: Real.
Worked shoot: Written to appear as if real but actually fake.

So this is how I see the NP2 conspiracy angle.

Some people know it's a work.
Some people believe it's a shoot.
Some people know it's a work but are selling it as a shoot.

Last is the mosy autistic Mad at the Internet group of all. Those who have worked themselves into a shoot. Which is to say, they have been in the thread so long that they started out knwing it was bullshit, but over the course of the thread they've gotten so ass blasted that they have convinced themselves that something they knew was fake 80+ pages ago is actually real.

I want to believe

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Why doesn't he just lose some weight? Is he that weak? That pathetic?

Both PPP and Ralph are pathetic fatties that can't lose weight.

 

[Null]

Btw, the PPP / Jim going to end with Jim closing his NP2 while virtue signalling.

 

[AnOminous]

He's very upper class English.

He's very gargling semen is what he is.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

He's very gargling semen is what he is.

Yeah upper class english

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Btw, the PPP / Jim going to end with Jim closing his NP2 while virtue signalling.

What made you come to that conclusion?

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Why doesn't he just lose some weight? Is he that weak? That pathetic?

Yup. Keep in mind this is the guy who "quit drinking" about 10 times in the past year and has had several drunken meltdowns on camera. He also gained a shitload of weight as soon as he left prison and is so addicted to food he eats burgers out of the trash.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Btw, the PPP / Jim going to end with Jim closing his NP2 while virtue signalling.

Is this a prediction or are you basing this on something? Honest question.

 

[Beavis]

Dear leader null now bankrolling tough man contests! The troubles are over!

 

[Nobunaga]

The rational part of my brain is screeching "Holy Christ, did autism become contagious and go airborne?"

Then the not so rational side kicks in and says "This could be good, like really good. Dick could host a Road Rage at the fight and sell beer. Turn it into a giant drunken party for all of us weirdos on the farms, capped off by two fatasses slapping each other for 30 seconds before getting winded and collapsing. Yeah! I want to go to this!"

Imagine the liquid ocelot vs snake fight but instead of old guys its 2 fat guys who might get a heart attack in the middle of the fight

 

[GameDevAnon]

Btw, the PPP / Jim going to end with Jim closing his NP2 while virtue signalling.

I unironically think this is what is going to happen too.
Jim is the third man.
Q predicted this.
Trust the plan.

 

[Null]

What made you come to that conclusion?

Jim realizes everyone in IBS thinks he's a total sellout. NP2 nets him $500 tops (many pledges fail each month). After Montegraph, he makes no offensive content. He still has Patreon. He makes most of his money off Superchats anyways. He'd be very able to use something like SubscribeStar if Patreon did drop him. His content is not really any grittier than Sargon's at this point.

Problem: People don't respect Jim and anyone associated with NP2 is getting heat for being on the platform at the moment.
Solution: Drop NP2, virtue signal about it, win the IBS crowd back and lose literally nothing in the process.

Lock me in, screencap this, send pictures of this post to my mom. I'm calling it now.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

Btw, the PPP / Jim going to end with Jim closing his NP2 while virtue signalling.

That's a given. And he's gonna act all high and mighty on a stream just like he did with DLive.

 

[Double Bacon Ass Burger]

I want to believe

 

[Not Based or Redpilled]

Jim realizes everyone in IBS thinks he's a total sellout. NP2 nets him $500 tops (many pledges fail each month). After Montegraph, he makes no offensive content. He still has Patreon. He makes most of his money off Superchats anyways. He'd be very able to use something like SubscribeStar if Patreon did drop him. His content is not really any grittier than Sargon's at this point.

Problem: People don't respect Jim and anyone associated with NP2 is getting heat for being on the platform at the moment.
Solution: Drop NP2, virtue signal about it, win the IBS crowd back and lose literally nothing in the process.

Lock me in, screencap this, send pictures of this post to my mom. I'm calling it now.

send mom's number and it's done

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Does this mean that Jim is The Third Man?

 

[Jewthulhu]

I dare you to say that to this guy:
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The Virgin Gunslinger
>Too weak to wear anything over a few pounds
>Hit once and down
>Has to kill at a distance like a pussy
>Will probably be killed by pure luck
>Death is quick and painless
>Not even Catholic
The Chad Knight
>Refuses to wear anything under 30 pounds
>Receives multiple blows, will still keep fighting
>Will only kill face-to-face, has never even seen a gun
>Can only be killed by a stronger and more skilled fighter
>Will die a brutal warrior's death
>Catholic, fights every dual for the glory of God

 

[LoreFlexer]

Jim realizes everyone in IBS thinks he's a total sellout. NP2 nets him $500 tops (many pledges fail each month). After Montegraph, he makes no offensive content. He still has Patreon. He makes most of his money off Superchats anyways. He'd be very able to use something like SubscribeStar if Patreon did drop him. His content is not really any grittier than Sargon's at this point.

Problem: People don't respect Jim and anyone associated with NP2 is getting heat for being on the platform at the moment.
Solution: Drop NP2, virtue signal about it, win the IBS crowd back and lose literally nothing in the process.

Lock me in, screencap this, send pictures of this post to my mom. I'm calling it now.

Jim got banned from patreon I'm pretty sure. NP2 is his only consistent income from what I know(of course superchats make him tons of money)

 

[GameDevAnon]

Jim realizes everyone in IBS thinks he's a total sellout. NP2 nets him $500 tops (many pledges fail each month). After Montegraph, he makes no offensive content. He still has Patreon. He makes most of his money off Superchats anyways. He'd be very able to use something like SubscribeStar if Patreon did drop him. His content is not really any grittier than Sargon's at this point.

Problem: People don't respect Jim and anyone associated with NP2 is getting heat for being on the platform at the moment.
Solution: Drop NP2, virtue signal about it, win the IBS crowd back and lose literally nothing in the process.

Lock me in, screencap this, send pictures of this post to my mom. I'm calling it now.

Nah, I think Metokur just saw the massive amounts of faggotry coming from Dick, Ralph, and company, and has had enough. So he's going to burn it all down. PPP's channel getting flagged down is what turned Jim. That's when he realized how fucking gay his "allies" truly are.

Screencap this and send it to Josh's mom.

He's very gargling semen is what he is.

Well.. how do you think British people BECOME upper class English? Jeez.

 

[Null]

hat merchant is principled

cringe