Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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  • ur mom?

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  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

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GameDevAnon said:
Also, you're such an unoriginal fucking faggot that you can't even come up with your own avatar, so you have to steal the site owners.
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I just like tricking people who take this site way too seriously, like you. Did Pastor Bubbles tell you that it's a sin to laugh at jokes and pranks?
 
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Null said:
Jim realizes everyone in IBS thinks he's a total sellout. NP2 nets him $500 tops (many pledges fail each month). After Montegraph, he makes no offensive content. He still has Patreon. He makes most of his money off Superchats anyways. He'd be very able to use something like SubscribeStar if Patreon did drop him. His content is not really any grittier than Sargon's at this point.

Problem: People don't respect Jim and anyone associated with NP2 is getting heat for being on the platform at the moment.
Solution: Drop NP2, virtue signal about it, win the IBS crowd back and lose literally nothing in the process.

Lock me in, screencap this, send pictures of this post to my mom. I'm calling it now.
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I would hardly call an extra $500 a month nothing, but that’s just me.
 
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Diabeetus said:
I just like tricking people who take this site way too seriously, like you. Did Pastor Bubbles tell you that it's a sin to laugh at jokes and pranks?
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Jokes are absolute verboten on kiwifarms, we can only worship PPP, calling him fat is absolutely not allowed even though it totes doesn't rile him up.
 
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Null said:
Jim realizes everyone in IBS thinks he's a total sellout. NP2 nets him $500 tops (many pledges fail each month). After Montegraph, he makes no offensive content. He still has Patreon. He makes most of his money off Superchats anyways. He'd be very able to use something like SubscribeStar if Patreon did drop him. His content is not really any grittier than Sargon's at this point.

Problem: People don't respect Jim and anyone associated with NP2 is getting heat for being on the platform at the moment.
Solution: Drop NP2, virtue signal about it, win the IBS crowd back and lose literally nothing in the process.

Lock me in, screencap this, send pictures of this post to my mom. I'm calling it now.
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Didn't he make Transtastic Tales and Furry Pandemonia after Montegraph though? I could be wrong but watching Jim for years, he always just stops making videos for months and months at a time, he's a lazy fuck and that's how the "Jim Time" meme started.

As for the IBS crowd, I doubt he really cares, he becomes a regular guest and then leaves them in the dust whenever he gets bored. He allegedly only started a Patreon when he actually needed the money and started selling merch because Andy made a Sweetie Squad shirt of his own which lead to IBS fans literally begging Jim for official merch, not to mention Donga was selling Jim merch before Jim was so there's also a spiteful reason for it.

He barely participated in the Guntguard stream, only showing up because some faggot tried to play puppetmaster with him and not talking about Dick's texts for the same reason he refused to talk about JF. All in all, I think Jim has a pretty good defense for anything PPP could say and won't come out looking any worse unless it devolves into a screaming match in which case, PPP will probably come out the winner.
 
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Julay-chan said:
It sounds like you are not heterosexual for obsessing over an obese man. Take the break that I suggested.
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No, this is a bathhouse and I am flamingly homosexual at this point. How could I leave this sausage fest? I know this is horrible. I know this is trash. I know I am a piece of shit just for participating in this, but I can't stop. I CAN'T QUIT YOU.
 
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Frens am I speshul for enjoying both PPP and Rackets? Apparently I am supposed to pick a side instead of sitting back and enjoying the madness.

Gunt can get eaten by Gator for all I care though.
 
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instythot said:
Dax's address is all over public records related to a high profile lolsuit. Why would he even worried about being double doxed? Can you even be doxed again until you change addresses?
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Interesting point. I didn't know Dick's address, but I didn't follow the lolsuit. I don't doubt Dick's address was already known to people, but that doesn't really disprove my theory either though. Dick clearly thought Zoom was going to come into the call and say something to benefit Dick's side and Dick is more than happy to brag about his mansion. I could see Dick being delusional to the point where he thought everyone would be floored by how spectacular his house is.

It is odd though that if Dick's address was already so public and it wasn't a big deal that Zoom doxed it, that everyone said Nick Rekieta took the stream down because of the dox.
 
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AnOminous said:
It isn't the Dick fans I've had to put on ignore in insane amounts. Any time you see some fucking simpposter it's always some asshole with a day old account vomiting autism straight from PPP. It's just pig disgusting and it's like a plague of rats. If you like PPP seriously just fucking kill yourself, you're garbage.
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I like PPP and I don't dislike Dick. Can't stand Ralph though. I'm just having fun laughing at this situation.

Perspicacity said:
Dude not to single you out here because there are multiple people doing the same thing, but you have been posting every 2 minutes in here.
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I'm doing it too. It's out of boredom. I'm off work until this quarantine is over, and I've been stuck in my house for two months. There's nothing else to do. Getting bored of Netflix and video games. Can't fuck my wife right now cuz she's annoyed that I sprayed my shirt with Febreze today instead of using cologne.
Shit's boring right now, and this is entertaining as fuck.
 
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Personally, I dont give a shit about people making money from IBS. There's money flowing because there's a clear demand for internet spergery, and I can cite this thread alone as proof. I mean - if someone's waving their e-peen about donations, that's a different story, but it's not like any company or outside interest is funding bloodsports, but rather it comes from the fans.

If PPP wants to moralfag about not accepting money from fans, that's on him. It doesn't sway me.
 
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