Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Multiple sclerosis seems a hella lot easier to fake than half the crap these munchies get on about. Just say you have positive MRI results and who the hell is gonna dig it up to prove you wrong? But then I guess they cant get sweet asspats from fooled doctors.

And what the hell is with so many of them claiming autism?

a lot of people claim autism because then they can treat people like shit and blame it on that

 

[thirsttrap12345]

Multiple sclerosis seems a hella lot easier to fake than half the crap these munchies get on about. Just say you have positive MRI results and who the hell is gonna dig it up to prove you wrong? But then I guess they cant get sweet asspats from fooled doctors.

It’s rare we get an MS faker so I’m thoroughly enjoying this TBH. Like you said it’s easy enough to fake for internet ass pats and I’m surprised we don’t see it more.

 

[homewayhalf]

I’d heard of Selma Blair’s MS diagnosis but it never occurred to me she was faking. Is there a write up that explains why she’s faking?

 

[Vol yoom us]

I’d heard of Selma Blair’s MS diagnosis but it never occurred to me she was faking. Is there a write up that explains why she’s faking?

Actress Selma Blair, Factitious Disorder, October 2019. | Multiple Sclerosis | Hair Loss

Actress Selma Blair, Factitious Disorder, October 2019. A case-report demonstrating Selma Blair is likely feigning Multiple Sclerosis.

www.scribd.com

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Okay after an unplanned break I'm back with part two of Jess Paulsen d/b/a @kinghenryofnashville and @henryshandler. When we left her she was very tired after not going to see her family on the holidays because she wouldn’t be the center of attention, service human Bobby was catering to her every wish and whim, she wanted a port for a la carte vitamin infusions but her evil doctor wouldn’t give her one, and Henry the dog might be in a Netflix show. Luckily for us, 2019 is when Jess truly blew up and could no longer avoid the general public scrutinizing her. This is great because as part 1 showed, she is intensely insecure about being perceived as a faker and it starts oozing out of her every pore.

Spoiler: magical munchie tour stop 5, part 2

standard transparency disclaimer: occasional redacting is done to protect innocent but naive coworker.

Jess rang in New Years 2019 ...somewhere. Where she sat her ass on the ground and her dog snuggled her, as dogs are wont to do when their humans are on the ground.


Followed by a post explaining that this one-hour excursion (I'm sure) led to three days in bed and she decided she doesn't need to go to PT because she doesn't want to "put a time limit on recovery." So basically, she is trying to simultaneously handwave her obviously good health while sabotaging any attempts to improve her claims of poor health by claiming she is too sick.


Oop tagging @magicallymozart. Moving up the ladder of munchie royalty.


Two weeks later, we're back in Disney where we get another /thathappened story about Henry saving a 13 year old from a panic attack.


And another desperate attempt to reconcile her offensively good health with her claims of being gravely ill, this time by claiming that she has a personality outside of "sick girl at Disney" when it is clear she does not.


Here we have a post where she gives away that she loves the attention having a service dog brings her.


Home from diznee, out of spoonz.


This same photo shoot is used for different purposes on both accounts. On Henry's it's just another photo op but on Jess's we're treated to another dose of back story. Traumatic childhood event, somewhat broken family, poverty, ambitions that never panned out, having to get a job young (in our last episode she says that she started nannying in middle school), and dementophobia, which is a fear that you are going insane or that people are perceiving you as such. Well now.


Self-help and illness porn; hand shakes when she writes not because of her obvious anxiety but because she's losing her motor skills. Sure.


Posing with another famous dog, this one the canine actor from A Dog's Way Home.


And here is where she starts to truly blow up. She posts this video of Henry playfully "stalking" her across the yard and some minor dog-related outlets like Rover.com (archive) pick up the story. Questions escalate from people outside the munchieverse.


Evil POTS doctor won't entertain her demands for a port and salt water, AGAIN. Crying poverty over the expensive of medical treatments (when she spends her life jetting around the globe and leeching off her husband and her "treatments" are woo.) Rest of this caption is just bland affirmation bullshit.


Another detailed list of instructions for what YOU, her fans, should do if you see her in public, because her dog is easily distracted and it becomes obvious he's just a pet and she's not a real trainer if you interact with him or Jess in any meaningful way.


An increase in comments comments about her seemingly limitless energy for training excursions and travel lead to this post about how she sleeps 26 hours per day and is so very tired during her wakeful periods. Note that she is taking several medications that cause fatigue/sleep issues as a side effect (and those are amongst the few she has admit to taking,) she has absolutely no sleep hygiene or schedule, she travels enough to exhaust anyone, and claims to barely eat.


literally two days later she's back in Disney. But more exciting, Henry's OFA scores came back and she is pumped that she can now train her dog to hold up her weight and pull her around, despite having no professional insight into how to train this safely - she's basically getting all her training knowledge from Alex and we've seen how much of a fuck she gives about her poor mutant dog's joints. But Henry's joints aren't fucked yet so hooray!


Shout out to Alex! Wouldn't be a trip to Florida without hanging out with some of its endemic wildlife.


Wow, her debilitating symptoms all fucked off when she went to Disney. It's a Mickey Mouse Miracle!


Here we are treated to a retrospective on how Henry's behavior improved since their first trip. Now if you go back to part 1 you will see she reported her dog is "fearless" and he wasn't distracted, and she showed that she dropped the leash several times and walked away for photo ops. But now she admits he was basically uncontrollable, had to be forced onto rides, barked incessantly, wouldn't listen to basic obedience commands, and wouldn't perform any of his "tasks" regardless of how high value the treat was. If your dog is refusing high-value treats he is either way too excited or way too anxious to be in this situation and it is not healthy for them, yet Jess continued to force this poor animal to go along as her accessory instead of either staying with him out of the parks or kenneling him. Note that there is a kennel on property. But you know, she can't get attention for her fake disabilities if her only toy is locked in a kennel. Also note that it is infinitely more draining to try to control an unruly or fearful dog in a crowd than it is to walk with a calm and well-mannered one who is paying attention yet this didn't seem to slow her down at all at the time.


A few days after returning to Nashville and we're off on another trip - this time to Cancun where she posts a dozen pics of her frolicking in the ocean with her dog.


Complete with another attempt to reconcile her behavior with her claims.


Here she goes off her psych med, which she claims she's on for EDS, not a psychiatric disorder and has to very slowly taper off of it. According to one of the mods at IFGW this is likely Cymbalta and my Google Medical Degree confirms this is used off-label for pain. However Jess also has mental health issues out the wazoo as shown in the previous episode and was on an SSRI for depression then. However she's already stated that she had medications forced on her by doctors who didn't believe here (although did not specify but it's pretty easy to infer it was a psych drug) and just a few posts ago she mentioned her fear of being or being perceived as mentally ill. A week later she updates that she feels awful and almost (almost) started taking it at her full dose but decided not to. A few days later, talking about being suicidal from pain.



And a few days after that, we're off again! This time to go to Colorado. To go hiking. For fucking real.


Including going high enough to hit snow in fucking May.


Of course, this means we get another long post about how she can reconcile the limitless energy she has on vacations with her claims of being unable to function at home.


And she makes sure to crash on the dirty-ass airport floor on the way home to prove she's super sick.


Gee, why would anyone doubt your story, Jess?


Translation: "I am self-absorbed, needy, and emotionally draining and no one wants to be around me."


Don't worry, all those icky emotions and near self-awareness goes away when two week after she gets home from Colorado, she jets off to Disney again.


Apparently, while gazing deeply into her navel earlier, she realized that she was giving away that her behavior is what drives people away, so here she has to explain that she actually never brings attention to her illness or expects people to cater to her, which her entire instagram history up until now contradicts.


Earlier she claimed she was in talks with netflix about featuring Henry in a show. It looks like he did not make the cut there. However this is a hashtag for the documentary series Dogs which announced it was casting a second season in June 2019 and we see that it worked. The second season has not yet been released so unknown if he got through casting.


This latest trip to the motherland is especially important in Jess's life as some goofy attention-seeking photos of her dog wearing various Disney props go viral and she ends up in more mainstream news outlets like Yahoo.com, Huffington Post, Southern Living, and Good Morning America.


After this she apparently gets a bunch of other girls asking how they, too, can turn their pets into real life service dogs for attention because she goes on a rant about training and the ADA.


And shows a video of Henry being attacked by another "service dog." It was obviously real although who was filming and why is a mystery. Are you at all surprised that the other "service dog" is owned by an emaciated young white girl? It's almost like we're seeing some kind of pattern. (second photo is to show off just how skinny this chick is.)



With all the extra attention she's been getting Jess decides she needs to make a series of posts about how she's really really super sick, so sick she can barely go to the grocery store, so sick she must rely on dog and husband to help with nearly every minor task, but sometimes the clouds part and she has a good day. N/s as to why these good days always coincide with vacations.


And that same day, she announces she did an interview with The Dodo. (archive)


And the literal next day she's off to Disneyland.


Where she promptly shows off how obscenely healthy she is.


(also celebrating that she got the coveted blue checkmark on Insta which she helpfully explains means that she is a public figure. Since she seems the type to screech and send Daddy Null a letter claiming she was going to sue him and/or me for this, I will just leave this here.)


And I'm pretty sure your dog is experiencing motion sickness and someone who claims being dizzy and nauseous 24/7 should skip out on a teacup spinner ride.


And probably also skip out on a boat ride. Might be perspective but looks like Henry's got his tail tucked between his legs here.


Publicity is still steadily rolling in and jess is elated that finally all the attention is on her and people other than her husband and the charlatan giving her vitamin water infusions believe she's sick.


Back home, Jess shits on doctors for not giving her every diagnosis, drug, and toy she wants on demand and for doubting her claims of constant pain and fatigue, then another blog where she cries about how people don't understand that she is very very sick.


Then jets off to Switzerland the very next day, where she can run through fields and hike up mountains to her heart's content as once again her debilitating symptoms have miraculously fucked right off.


So remember in Part 1 when someone asked how she was diagnosed with POTS and even though she did not yet have hundreds of comments per post she conspicuously did not respond? Here's the answer: after an extremely traumatic experience she began to have breathing issues and nausea that were definitely not anxiety or trauma-related. She kept doctor shopping and being told she had anxiety so she went to Dr. Google to learn all about POTS. After determining that is what she had, she went to yet another doctor demanding a cardio referral (and admits she believes this doctor wanted her out of her office from which we can extrapolate that she was extremely calm and polite on this visit.) She swears she did nothing to influence the cardio's testing or diagnosis. But there are some problems with this story. First of all, some of the tests were self-reported and she knew what to say to get the diagnosis. To that end, the cardiologist was apparently unaware that Jess had already researched the diagnosis she wanted and the testing for it, and therefore knew what to do and say to manipulate the situation. She also mentions she was given "an inhaler" but not what it was. I'm going to guess albuterol since at the time she was going through this they chucked that at everyone who went in with a cough. Albuterol causes tachycardia. She was an adolescent at the time, and many adolescents do have POTS-like symptoms (even ones who don't have the raging anxiety issue and potential eating disorder Jess has) but grow out of it. And she benefitted from the fact that she did this before every young woman who wanted to bring her dog to school was banging on doors trying to get a POTS diagnosis. Really not difficult to see how she got this diagnosis. The best part of this caption is definitely where she claims that despite "knowing" she had POTS and researching it and knowing what tests she wanted, she claims she didn't know the criteria to be diagnosed so there was no way she could have manipulated the outcome. Okay, munchie.


She got home from Europe on July 10th and by July 15th, we're back in Disney. You know when I first scanned through her account to see if she was worth the work, I thought she was just reusing pics from old trips all the time. When i realized she was actually traveling every other week while claiming to be too sick and tired to brush her teeth when she's at home is when I realized she needed to be up here. It's hard enough to understand the locals who go every chance they get and they don't have to pack a suitcase, go through TSA, fly to Florida, then do it all in reverse a few days later.


Freedom apparently means barefoot running through the mountains in an ugly jumpsuit to celebrate that she has decided to go off all her meds because scary chemicals and now she will demand salt water infusions and only salt water infusions. But her veins can't take peripherals much loner. Port, please! And here, right here, right now when she's admitting she's gone off all her meds (which per previous post included at least one SSRI, beta blockers, and one for anxiety), is when Jess starts to come totally fucking unhinged in a spectacular way.


Poor dear always gets sick while shopping.


Vague post about how she is devastated over... something. But doesn't explain.


LOL JK her life is great and now that she has all sorts of things to do she isn't sick (but she's still sick).


Here she tells people that she's jealous, clingy, bitter, envies what everyone else has, self-absorbed, and doesn't care that someone died in the house fire because she lost all her stuff and that's way more important than old so-and-so choking on smoke or roasting alive in an inferno.


On that happy note, she's writing a children's book!


She's off on another trip to California!



And then she's admitting illness is a great excuse to get out of things she doesn't want to do. See, with the post about how devastated she was followed by a lot of looking critically at her behavior, I have to wonder if Enabler put his foot down or gave some kind of ultimatum about the dissonance between constant expensive vacations where she has limitless energy and the reality at home where she claims she's too weak and sick to wash a dish. (Of course she claims this is all subconscious and not something she was doing on purpose and that she's working on learning the difference.)


But she's ANGRY that anyone would doubt her story or suggest she's not doing things to help herself get better! Don't they see how terrible it is that she's missing out on so much of her life? The fact that she wrote this as a caption on a photo of her on the beach - at least the ninth vacation she's been on in eight months - where she's just shown she's staying in a luxury hotel - just really makes it great.



Back in Nashville, she meets the Jonas Brothers. Gee, why would people think your illness has not been keeping you from life and you merely use it as an excuse to blow off family and friends you don't want to deal with?


In this post she lists some negative qualities she may have including being unreliable, self-absorbed, and impossible to relate to as most people do not live a dream life of traveling the world and having no other responsibilities to speak of. But she ultimately realizes the problem is everyone else sucks and she doesn't have to change. Won't someone please reach out to Jess so she doesn't have to face the horrors of shopping at Sephora alone? (see also: unrelatable)



Here, Jess wonders why people only believe she's sick when she provides evidence that she is sick, and why they doubt her story when her entire social media presence contradicts her claims, but ultimately realizes that again, the problem is everyone else sucks and she doesn't have to change.


Happy breast cancer awareness month! Please pay attention to Jess because she almost maybe was a breast cancer warrior but then it turned out she did not have breast cancer. Just an extremely common benign cyst. Still, pay attention to Jess because she was worried about something for a few days. People die from this, you narcissistic magpie.


And we're off on another trip! To remind us that she is sick, Jess claims Henry "alerted" while she was playing at an arcade so she took a break from her fun, but also emphasizes this doesn't happen often. Careful there, Jess. Some people might get the impression from this that you do not need a dog with you at all times.


That's right folks, you too can have your very own (plush) service dog! Start your munchlets young by teaching them that they do not need to work on becoming good people or productive members of society when they can just bring their dog to Disney instead.


Does not elaborate. Wonder if it was another 'GIB PORT PLZ'


Here Jess describes dysautonomia as like exercising all the time even when she's totally at rest. Sure, that's legit.


Here she tells people who complain about job stress and sleep deprivation from having to work full time and trying to juggle life, family, and staving off poverty is nothing like the deep fatigue she experiences daily but look, she still climbed a mountain! In Switzerland! So really, its your fault your life sucks. Stop crying, crybabies.


Days later, her children's book is published. It's about her favorite topic: herself!


And even better, she's back at Disney! YAY!


She goes home and a short week later, back to Disney! YAY! Lol @ "aren't you there every day?"


Here Jess describes some sort of dissociative panic she goes into while driving, indicating she should be in therapy and probably back on her psych meds instead of driving. Takes a moment to make a dig at people who don't drop everything to try to calmly talk her down when she has an episode and instead either ignore her/tell her to get over it or get upset by it.


Poor Jess. No one understands her and she is very lonely, but she tries so hard to relate to we plebs and it's not her fault.


More mainstream media attention, this time fox news and New York Post (archive) and dozens of minor outlets (mostly disney park or dog-related blogs) pick it up. Video goes viral.


And then a few weeks later, off to New York, deigning to spend the holidays with her family and bitching that her family expects her to like, act nice and do things.




New Merch! But she specifies it won't look like this one because only hers is cropped. if you wish to look like Jess you must crop your own shirt, peasant.


A banner day! A restaurant in Goshen, NY denies her service because she doesn't have ID for the dog. Jess is very upset because she felt like a spectacle and "I don't ever want to feel like I'm a spectacle." No, you just don't want feel like things are not going your way. You live to be a spectacle. Business backs down and apologizes once she brings it to the DOJ and the media.


But forget about that because she has once again been featured in Southern Living!


Back to Disney (but she's very sad.)


Depressive mental state, body feels great tho. Followed by a post about how medication doesn't make her feel "validated" anymore therefore she does not take it. Guest appearance by Chronically.Court, everyone's favorite shaking, stuttering, coffee enema shilling, child frightening, oversaturated mountaineer, who tells Jess she is a true poet.


After a quiet February of occasional inconsequential dog posts and some depressive musing, Jess's usual routine of jetting off to Disney to escape whenever adult life gets a little icky comes to a grinding halt. And instead of featuring her vacations she now features what she does between them: lays in bed watching Disney+ while being waited on by her enabler and her dog. (on Henry's page she posts old Disney pics)


Oh Jess, people who went from working in offices to working at home joked about their pets being their coworkers because they continued to work from home and therein lies the joke. You don't work. You malinger.


Another post justifying her shit behavior.


Followed by this glorious post, wherein she tells us what happened a few years ago when her enabler first started working from home full time and realized that Jess really does spend her entire days in her bedroom doing absolutely nothing except nap and watch TV, in contrast to his own habit of waking up and hitting the ground running to afford her preferred lifestyle. it took some "difficult conversations" before he stopped trying to make her do anything resembling adult life.

And that brings us up to now. Henry's account still posts old photos of previous trips. Hers posts occasional bitter rants about her terrible life and the fact that she is not the center of attention right now comes dripping out of every word. Totally shocked she has not yet announced a trip to Shanghai since that Disney park is reopening soon. The only other thing worth mentioning is her stories highlights are full of her screeching about minor issues where someone looked at her dog, tried to pet her dog, told her she wasn't allowed somewhere with her dog, or questioned her narrative and she sounds exactly as cunty IRL as she did in my head. What will the second half of 2020 hold for Jess? Will she finally get a port? Will Bobby be rescued, Underground Railroad style, from his life of servitude? Will Jess ever realize that yes, she is the problem?

Next on the Magical Munchie Tour is someone I can only describe as "Florida Dani Marina" but first I promised I would upload part 2 of Nina Jean because it looks like IFGW is going to get the ole' booteroo from Reddit sooner rather than later. So I'm going to probably zipper-post them - one Nina, one Florida munch, another Nina, another Florida, etc etc. God save my soul.

 

[Yutyrannus]

4/5 of those vests are from a shop called Patience and Love. That was Jaquie's go to shop too. Their Facebook group is full of self absorbed POTS/EDS munchsters if you want to take a gander. https://m.facebook.com/groups/177621605974588

 

[Ditch]

Sorry for disappearing for a hot minute. Not gonna powerlevel and sperg about RL nonsense. DPMIW is puffing her stomach out and claiming muh gastroparesis even though she's visibly, obviously just sticking it out like a petulant child.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

4/5 of those vests are from a shop called Patience and Love. That was Jaquie's go to shop too. Their Facebook group is full of self absorbed POTS/EDS munchsters if you want to take a gander. https://m.facebook.com/groups/177621605974588

Yeah they get mentioned a lot. Same with CoatsbyDe, MuttButtGear and a few others. I have a list somewhere of all the names that kept coming up and it was pretty obvious when a new trend would hit because suddenly they'd all have that new harness/leash/cooler/patch. Munchie see, munchie do.

Sorry for disappearing for a hot minute. Not gonna powerlevel and sperg about RL nonsense. DPMIW is puffing her stomach out and claiming muh gastroparesis even though she's visibly, obviously just sticking it out like a petulant child.

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FFS that back is arched like a cat in heat.

 

[orangathan]

Sorry for disappearing for a hot minute. Not gonna powerlevel and sperg about RL nonsense. DPMIW is puffing her stomach out and claiming muh gastroparesis even though she's visibly, obviously just sticking it out like a petulant child.

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She needs a lint roller if she's going to just wear black while having "seizures" on her cat and dog hair covered floor. All of her outfits are covered in pet hair.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Back home, Jess shits on doctors for not giving her every diagnosis, drug, and toy she wants on demand and for doubting her claims of constant pain

She is munching in a state wrecked by the opioid epidemic, doctors here are pretty blunt about seeking behavior these days.
I'm sure her vitriol aginst doctors is only going to increase.

Maybe it is different near Nashville but around here since the state of Tennessee is starting to reopen from the covid closures/stay at home orders, places are cracking down hard about dogs in stores and restaurants.

What the hell does her husband do that they are at Disney as much as Mickey Mouse?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

She is munching in a state wrecked by the opioid epidemic, doctors here are pretty blunt about seeking behavior these days.
I'm sure her vitriol aginst doctors is only going to increase.

Maybe it is different near Nashville but around here since the state of Tennessee is starting to reopen from the covid closures/stay at home orders, places are cracking down hard about dogs in stores and restaurants.

What the hell does her husband do that they are at Disney as much as Mickey Mouse?

Loan officer, owner of Clarity Home Loans which is registered in Port St. Richey, Florida but the office address is the same as Jess's home address per voter records. Previously owned Williamson Home Lending (facebook / insta). Formerly worked for LoanDepot and was in the Air National Guard.

edit:
Whoops fucked that up a bit, originally thought Clarity was d/b/a Williamson but that was an older entity that he owned that maybe never actually existed in any legal sense? I have no idea how mortgages work or how these businesses operate but Williamson looks like it existed for mere weeks and I can't find any corporate registration for it. Like it was just an idea on social media and Clarity was the legal entity it morphed into maybe.

 

[just lurking]

Sorry for disappearing for a hot minute. Not gonna powerlevel and sperg about RL nonsense. DPMIW is puffing her stomach out and claiming muh gastroparesis even though she's visibly, obviously just sticking it out like a petulant child.

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Jesus christ i thought she was pregnant. Lets hope that never happens

 

[large_farva]

Jesus christ i thought she was pregnant. Lets hope that never happens

She needs to lay off the zofran or start taking some Metamucil or Miralax.

 

[Special spoonie]

Ok folks, let's continue our little Jessica Cummin / thechroniciconic adventures.
Sorry it's split up, this girl writes a million words that should be in a blog and we haven't even got to her Instagram stories yet which are wayyyyy worse. She's is also one that is probably better to take short breaks from,
Also would like to quickly thank contributors to this who I won't name, in case Jess tries to report them to the Reddit police too. They know who they are. She mad and is reporting everything, it's been an enjoyable meltdown thus far.

Spoiler

Jeantique and Jess with another person from the support group, EDS bffs forever. Yes Lara bloom is all over Jeantique's insta.

Lol she sure treats them like they are recreational but what do I know (wait for recent adventures for that bear with me guys!)

Ahh that ED is forgotten now, she's now too ill to feed herself.

Don't want to think about her finger painting thanks.

Sure that happened Jess. Also struggled with the heat in London remember this.

Oh I wonder who said that to her.
Then she put this set of videos mostly ranting about ableism
summary here

Spoiler

Again she waffles so I condensed.
People are ableist. People think disabled people are lazy and scroungers. Hates that people say that disabled people let it win. Labels stop people from from accessing help. She has had people tell her to not call herself disabled. People haven't decided to be disabled, rants about abled people and how disabled people shouldn't have to educate able bodied people. So what is her disability then? Mentions she's looking into a wheelchair for POTS! Of course. That justifies all of her rantings. People need to change disability perceptions. Was previously abelist to people who can stand until she got her POTS. Mentions can walk but needs a wheelchair because her POTS/EDS or whatever is going on with her. We live in abelist society, it is toxic. There is freedom thanks to the internet for disabled people to have a voice.

Vidoes here

Spoiler

It appears she got one of her mob to complain on her behalf regarding her A&E treatment in part one (being sent home and the doctor saying her pots is anxiety), this summoning of the troops is a common theme. She also loves the CQC.

This bitch's timeline is escalating quicker than it takes some people to even get a GP appointment already getting that wheelchair for her POTS?


Oh this is hilarious she snapped a lil selfie during the A&E visit. (before she got sent home lol)

This hospital is literally the other side of London from where she lives. Interesting.

Everyone is mean to meee for my fake disabilities.

Starts shilling disabled merch, she made chronic illness a money maker very quickly.


Picture is frankiiproblems, Jess and Jeantique.

Ah straight in the benefits process again.


Was a dead link, tries out finger splints for a while, have not seen her wearing them at all since so seems this was a short phase.


Spoonie friends for life.

We shall come back to this shortly because Jeantique has a similar issue (They claim slightly different issues) and it will be better to compare side by side for the skinwalking/diagnosis sharing. Jeantique wears neckbraces that she bought herself.

J.ewssss on tour bitches she is off to Israel. Cane makes an appearance.

But she was still sick guys. This bitch was moaning about the heat in London affecting her POTS, so she goes to Isreal in summer that is even hotter? that's logical.

Back home already moaning about access

Probably because you are all those things Jess.



Oh they saw through her, now she can't travel at all without assistance.


This is hilarious no wonder she purged the actual thing from her insta (even before the DFE)

This isn't safe for life... but

Cowcrossover again Zoes_story decided to tell us that she does not shave her bush either. Munchies and their TMI

Alrighty then
Ok time for some Jeantique and Jess fun.

Jeantique posted an MRI that proves her scoliosis, which I am told is not the full 10 degrees required, so no. This was in May apparently the scans were a repost.

Lol Jess thinks this proves she has it too.. No sis. Someone other people checked it for me to make sure and no she's clearly purposely standing like that. (we had been discussing her for a while behind the scenes, her chimp out was stupid)

continued from above, again get a blog jess.

Dead link, early beginnings of the neck brace whenever that was. Assuming around August, when she started chasing AAI.


Struggling are you Jess? I thought you were diagnosed? Oh well.... nevermind. Please remember this part: "often those who have been diagnosed with all of these privately are excelling through the NHS referrals..." for later on.

More tat she's selling. People actually bought this stuff.




More of her bad shirts,

With how edgey she thought she was it's funny how quick she DFEd


This tweet looks like she's lurked here or one of the Reddit subs before.
Have a look at this Reddit account we strongly suspect is her, because reasons
posted in /r/illnessfakersgonewild(alt for the sub)

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Love that, she didn't even get the chair and decorate it that long ago.

Dental issues is gum disease, coming up later in the timeline when we get to her mess of insta stories.

Lol that one again

A series of dead links



Now the fun one. This one got deleted too. Just for a bit fun trivia, this is also Nina Jean's local A&E, that poor hospital.


Oh that's funny she put this shortly after, another hospital selfie! I hope you are beginning to notice like I did that every time she goes to the hospital she has to whine and moan about someone who didn't listen or tries to demand they see her. It's almost like there's nothing wrong with her.


Her whole chair and outfit amuse me.


continued from above. Ah ok back to admitting the ED.

she loves the pain meds not surprised.

Sureeee this issue was serotonin syndrome... note ED post above where she complained about her weight gain on it, not connected at all.

This throwback. They say it because it is attention seeking Jess. Lol another hospital selfie too, she loves those.




Thats it no more psych medication for her, her ED can't take it.




Her poor partner.


Before we dive in lets check what she is hashtagging round that time shall we?

Wait a second now she has HSD again? I hope everyone else is confused, it's almost like she's not been properly diagnosed. Guess she doesn't like tagging that one because it's not fancy rare zebra.

This whole outfit though.

Person redacted is Jeantique, spoonie BFFS.
Ok this is now the best part of everything about her
23 of December Jess goes and gets an MRI on her neck. (maybe?)
If anyone thinks she is legit sick after this section they are delusional.

Spoiler: MRI ADVENTURES

So Jess shared this throw back last month. Quite a few of us in the Reddit sub spent ages looking at this because something was just off about it. Why is it worded like a medical journal?
We identified the MRI centre as Medserena upright MRI centre in London. Which is a private centre BTW. Funny her earlier moaning about others excelling in the NHS by using private services, especially since that is exactly what she is trying to do. Jeantique her BFF loves private everything.
Speaking of her until I looked into Jeantique after the meltdown in part one I almost missed this:

Oh, would you look at that Jeantique shared this in February 2019. Jeantique expects us to believe she has neck issues too, when she does things like trampolining and hanging upside down when rockclimbing. Also, Another Medical Journal looking MRI, with almost identical writing.
what is even funnier is people spent ages trying to prove Jess's was from a journal but no dice, but Jeantique is fucking dumb and shared this:

Yes this retard left the reference in, we checked the article that is not it, must be another that cited it. Henderson's son is following in Daddy butchers footsteps, that was a TIL.
Anyway the Reddit sub uncovered a lot about these MRIS and Medeserena in general.

Spoiler: Medserena sperging

A kind redditor also found various GFMS for people wanting to go there from abroad etc.
Such as this one link here (archive.li) price mentioned here is 1395 British pounds.
It appears to be a munchie mecca for people mainly wanting the required scans for a certain version of Henderson in Spain (Dr. Gilete). Medserena specialises in EDS has people seeking a Chairi diagnosis, the usual fun stuff. They also seems to accept self-referrals. Someone medical also looked at Jess's scans and mentioned that the angles of her neck didn't seem too unusual and that medserena can force your neck into these angles. Therefore it's a bit of a pay for a diagnosis place and is sketchy as fuck.
What is great is this. You know the CQC Jess mentioned, that she loves complaining too (Only showed one version of that so far there's more where that came from.)




Funny how she doesn't mind a poorly rated place when it suits her.

There's alot of reviews of Medserena from people claiming it is the only place that ever found anything wrong after several other MRIs and it saved their life etc. Someone also found this bad facebook review. Jess's and Jeantique's MRI's are not great quality either. MRI Glamour shots somebody called them. Lots of time was spent comparing real MRIS with these ones.

Somebody also thinks Jess's MRI was photoshopped. So there's that.
Anyway thanks again for the Reddit who contributed to this section amongst others, it took a lot of dissecting from many people.

Now assuming Jess actually got said MRI that costs 1300+ its funny that she went straight to apply for benefits yet again the very next day

Daniel has run freeeee

Another article here girl loves getting herself out there link (archive.li)


A teaser for what is coming in the next section.

Maybe if you didn't LARP disabled you could too?

Munchie reviews.





She also had another set of videos about identity and chronic illnesses that spanned 28 clips. Fuck that. General gist ranting about ableism she used to make chronic illness her whole identity shouldn't have to apologise for it, it was a grieving process. Not fair some celebrities talk about chronic illnesses that are deemed to be inspirational whereas she is deemed attention-seeking. People thought better of her once she had her shop. If anyone is masochistic and wants me to upload them anyway let me know.

Join me again soon for chimpouts and psychward adventures.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Okay after an unplanned break I'm back with part two of Jess Paulsen d/b/a @kinghenryofnashville and @henryshandler. When we left her she was very tired after not going to see her family on the holidays because she wouldn’t be the center of attention, service human Bobby was catering to her every wish and whim, she wanted a port for a la carte vitamin infusions but her evil doctor wouldn’t give her one, and Henry the dog might be in a Netflix show. Luckily for us, 2019 is when Jess truly blew up and could no longer avoid the general public scrutinizing her. This is great because as part 1 showed, she is intensely insecure about being perceived as a faker and it starts oozing out of her every pore.

Spoiler: magical munchie tour stop 5, part 2

standard transparency disclaimer: occasional redacting is done to protect innocent but naive coworker.

Jess rang in New Years 2019 ...somewhere. Where she sat her ass on the ground and her dog snuggled her, as dogs are wont to do when their humans are on the ground.
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Followed by a post explaining that this one-hour excursion (I'm sure) led to three days in bed and she decided she doesn't need to go to PT because she doesn't want to "put a time limit on recovery." So basically, she is trying to simultaneously handwave her obviously good health while sabotaging any attempts to improve her claims of poor health by claiming she is too sick.
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Oop tagging @magicallymozart. Moving up the ladder of munchie royalty.
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Two weeks later, we're back in Disney where we get another /thathappened story about Henry saving a 13 year old from a panic attack.
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And another desperate attempt to reconcile her offensively good health with her claims of being gravely ill, this time by claiming that she has a personality outside of "sick girl at Disney" when it is clear she does not.
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Here we have a post where she gives away that she loves the attention having a service dog brings her.
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Home from diznee, out of spoonz.
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This same photo shoot is used for different purposes on both accounts. On Henry's it's just another photo op but on Jess's we're treated to another dose of back story. Traumatic childhood event, somewhat broken family, poverty, ambitions that never panned out, having to get a job young (in our last episode she says that she started nannying in middle school), and dementophobia, which is a fear that you are going insane or that people are perceiving you as such. Well now.
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Self-help and illness porn; hand shakes when she writes not because of her obvious anxiety but because she's losing her motor skills. Sure.
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Posing with another famous dog, this one the canine actor from A Dog's Way Home.
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And here is where she starts to truly blow up. She posts this video of Henry playfully "stalking" her across the yard and some minor dog-related outlets like Rover.com (archive) pick up the story. Questions escalate from people outside the munchieverse.
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Evil POTS doctor won't entertain her demands for a port and salt water, AGAIN. Crying poverty over the expensive of medical treatments (when she spends her life jetting around the globe and leeching off her husband and her "treatments" are woo.) Rest of this caption is just bland affirmation bullshit.
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Another detailed list of instructions for what YOU, her fans, should do if you see her in public, because her dog is easily distracted and it becomes obvious he's just a pet and she's not a real trainer if you interact with him or Jess in any meaningful way.
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An increase in comments comments about her seemingly limitless energy for training excursions and travel lead to this post about how she sleeps 26 hours per day and is so very tired during her wakeful periods. Note that she is taking several medications that cause fatigue/sleep issues as a side effect (and those are amongst the few she has admit to taking,) she has absolutely no sleep hygiene or schedule, she travels enough to exhaust anyone, and claims to barely eat.
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literally two days later she's back in Disney. But more exciting, Henry's OFA scores came back and she is pumped that she can now train her dog to hold up her weight and pull her around, despite having no professional insight into how to train this safely - she's basically getting all her training knowledge from Alex and we've seen how much of a fuck she gives about her poor mutant dog's joints. But Henry's joints aren't fucked yet so hooray!
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Shout out to Alex! Wouldn't be a trip to Florida without hanging out with some of its endemic wildlife.
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Wow, her debilitating symptoms all fucked off when she went to Disney. It's a Mickey Mouse Miracle!
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Here we are treated to a retrospective on how Henry's behavior improved since their first trip. Now if you go back to part 1 you will see she reported her dog is "fearless" and he wasn't distracted, and she showed that she dropped the leash several times and walked away for photo ops. But now she admits he was basically uncontrollable, had to be forced onto rides, barked incessantly, wouldn't listen to basic obedience commands, and wouldn't perform any of his "tasks" regardless of how high value the treat was. If your dog is refusing high-value treats he is either way too excited or way too anxious to be in this situation and it is not healthy for them, yet Jess continued to force this poor animal to go along as her accessory instead of either staying with him out of the parks or kenneling him. Note that there is a kennel on property. But you know, she can't get attention for her fake disabilities if her only toy is locked in a kennel. Also note that it is infinitely more draining to try to control an unruly or fearful dog in a crowd than it is to walk with a calm and well-mannered one who is paying attention yet this didn't seem to slow her down at all at the time.
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A few days after returning to Nashville and we're off on another trip - this time to Cancun where she posts a dozen pics of her frolicking in the ocean with her dog.
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Complete with another attempt to reconcile her behavior with her claims.
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Here she goes off her psych med, which she claims she's on for EDS, not a psychiatric disorder and has to very slowly taper off of it. According to one of the mods at IFGW this is likely Cymbalta and my Google Medical Degree confirms this is used off-label for pain. However Jess also has mental health issues out the wazoo as shown in the previous episode and was on an SSRI for depression then. However she's already stated that she had medications forced on her by doctors who didn't believe here (although did not specify but it's pretty easy to infer it was a psych drug) and just a few posts ago she mentioned her fear of being or being perceived as mentally ill. A week later she updates that she feels awful and almost (almost) started taking it at her full dose but decided not to. A few days later, talking about being suicidal from pain.
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And a few days after that, we're off again! This time to go to Colorado. To go hiking. For fucking real.
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Including going high enough to hit snow in fucking May.
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Of course, this means we get another long post about how she can reconcile the limitless energy she has on vacations with her claims of being unable to function at home.
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And she makes sure to crash on the dirty-ass airport floor on the way home to prove she's super sick.
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Gee, why would anyone doubt your story, Jess?
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Translation: "I am self-absorbed, needy, and emotionally draining and no one wants to be around me."
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Don't worry, all those icky emotions and near self-awareness goes away when two week after she gets home from Colorado, she jets off to Disney again.
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Apparently, while gazing deeply into her navel earlier, she realized that she was giving away that her behavior is what drives people away, so here she has to explain that she actually never brings attention to her illness or expects people to cater to her, which her entire instagram history up until now contradicts.
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Earlier she claimed she was in talks with netflix about featuring Henry in a show. It looks like he did not make the cut there. However this is a hashtag for the documentary series Dogs which announced it was casting a second season in June 2019 and we see that it worked. The second season has not yet been released so unknown if he got through casting.
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This latest trip to the motherland is especially important in Jess's life as some goofy attention-seeking photos of her dog wearing various Disney props go viral and she ends up in more mainstream news outlets like Yahoo.com, Huffington Post, Southern Living, and Good Morning America.
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After this she apparently gets a bunch of other girls asking how they, too, can turn their pets into real life service dogs for attention because she goes on a rant about training and the ADA.
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And shows a video of Henry being attacked by another "service dog." It was obviously real although who was filming and why is a mystery. Are you at all surprised that the other "service dog" is owned by an emaciated young white girl? It's almost like we're seeing some kind of pattern. (second photo is to show off just how skinny this chick is.)
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With all the extra attention she's been getting Jess decides she needs to make a series of posts about how she's really really super sick, so sick she can barely go to the grocery store, so sick she must rely on dog and husband to help with nearly every minor task, but sometimes the clouds part and she has a good day. N/s as to why these good days always coincide with vacations.
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And that same day, she announces she did an interview with The Dodo. (archive)
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And the literal next day she's off to Disneyland.
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Where she promptly shows off how obscenely healthy she is.
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(also celebrating that she got the coveted blue checkmark on Insta which she helpfully explains means that she is a public figure. Since she seems the type to screech and send Daddy Null a letter claiming she was going to sue him and/or me for this, I will just leave this here.)
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And I'm pretty sure your dog is experiencing motion sickness and someone who claims being dizzy and nauseous 24/7 should skip out on a teacup spinner ride.
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And probably also skip out on a boat ride. Might be perspective but looks like Henry's got his tail tucked between his legs here.
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Publicity is still steadily rolling in and jess is elated that finally all the attention is on her and people other than her husband and the charlatan giving her vitamin water infusions believe she's sick.
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Back home, Jess shits on doctors for not giving her every diagnosis, drug, and toy she wants on demand and for doubting her claims of constant pain and fatigue, then another blog where she cries about how people don't understand that she is very very sick.
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Then jets off to Switzerland the very next day, where she can run through fields and hike up mountains to her heart's content as once again her debilitating symptoms have miraculously fucked right off.
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So remember in Part 1 when someone asked how she was diagnosed with POTS and even though she did not yet have hundreds of comments per post she conspicuously did not respond? Here's the answer: after an extremely traumatic experience she began to have breathing issues and nausea that were definitely not anxiety or trauma-related. She kept doctor shopping and being told she had anxiety so she went to Dr. Google to learn all about POTS. After determining that is what she had, she went to yet another doctor demanding a cardio referral (and admits she believes this doctor wanted her out of her office from which we can extrapolate that she was extremely calm and polite on this visit.) She swears she did nothing to influence the cardio's testing or diagnosis. But there are some problems with this story. First of all, some of the tests were self-reported and she knew what to say to get the diagnosis. To that end, the cardiologist was apparently unaware that Jess had already researched the diagnosis she wanted and the testing for it, and therefore knew what to do and say to manipulate the situation. She also mentions she was given "an inhaler" but not what it was. I'm going to guess albuterol since at the time she was going through this they chucked that at everyone who went in with a cough. Albuterol causes tachycardia. She was an adolescent at the time, and many adolescents do have POTS-like symptoms (even ones who don't have the raging anxiety issue and potential eating disorder Jess has) but grow out of it. And she benefitted from the fact that she did this before every young woman who wanted to bring her dog to school was banging on doors trying to get a POTS diagnosis. Really not difficult to see how she got this diagnosis. The best part of this caption is definitely where she claims that despite "knowing" she had POTS and researching it and knowing what tests she wanted, she claims she didn't know the criteria to be diagnosed so there was no way she could have manipulated the outcome. Okay, munchie.
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She got home from Europe on July 10th and by July 15th, we're back in Disney. You know when I first scanned through her account to see if she was worth the work, I thought she was just reusing pics from old trips all the time. When i realized she was actually traveling every other week while claiming to be too sick and tired to brush her teeth when she's at home is when I realized she needed to be up here. It's hard enough to understand the locals who go every chance they get and they don't have to pack a suitcase, go through TSA, fly to Florida, then do it all in reverse a few days later.
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Freedom apparently means barefoot running through the mountains in an ugly jumpsuit to celebrate that she has decided to go off all her meds because scary chemicals and now she will demand salt water infusions and only salt water infusions. But her veins can't take peripherals much loner. Port, please! And here, right here, right now when she's admitting she's gone off all her meds (which per previous post included at least one SSRI, beta blockers, and one for anxiety), is when Jess starts to come totally fucking unhinged in a spectacular way.
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Poor dear always gets sick while shopping.
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Vague post about how she is devastated over... something. But doesn't explain.
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LOL JK her life is great and now that she has all sorts of things to do she isn't sick (but she's still sick).
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Here she tells people that she's jealous, clingy, bitter, envies what everyone else has, self-absorbed, and doesn't care that someone died in the house fire because she lost all her stuff and that's way more important than old so-and-so choking on smoke or roasting alive in an inferno.
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On that happy note, she's writing a children's book!
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She's off on another trip to California!
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And then she's admitting illness is a great excuse to get out of things she doesn't want to do. See, with the post about how devastated she was followed by a lot of looking critically at her behavior, I have to wonder if Enabler put his foot down or gave some kind of ultimatum about the dissonance between constant expensive vacations where she has limitless energy and the reality at home where she claims she's too weak and sick to wash a dish. (Of course she claims this is all subconscious and not something she was doing on purpose and that she's working on learning the difference.)
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But she's ANGRY that anyone would doubt her story or suggest she's not doing things to help herself get better! Don't they see how terrible it is that she's missing out on so much of her life? The fact that she wrote this as a caption on a photo of her on the beach - at least the ninth vacation she's been on in eight months - where she's just shown she's staying in a luxury hotel - just really makes it great.
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Back in Nashville, she meets the Jonas Brothers. Gee, why would people think your illness has not been keeping you from life and you merely use it as an excuse to blow off family and friends you don't want to deal with?
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In this post she lists some negative qualities she may have including being unreliable, self-absorbed, and impossible to relate to as most people do not live a dream life of traveling the world and having no other responsibilities to speak of. But she ultimately realizes the problem is everyone else sucks and she doesn't have to change. Won't someone please reach out to Jess so she doesn't have to face the horrors of shopping at Sephora alone? (see also: unrelatable)
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Here, Jess wonders why people only believe she's sick when she provides evidence that she is sick, and why they doubt her story when her entire social media presence contradicts her claims, but ultimately realizes that again, the problem is everyone else sucks and she doesn't have to change.
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Happy breast cancer awareness month! Please pay attention to Jess because she almost maybe was a breast cancer warrior but then it turned out she did not have breast cancer. Just an extremely common benign cyst. Still, pay attention to Jess because she was worried about something for a few days. People die from this, you narcissistic magpie.
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And we're off on another trip! To remind us that she is sick, Jess claims Henry "alerted" while she was playing at an arcade so she took a break from her fun, but also emphasizes this doesn't happen often. Careful there, Jess. Some people might get the impression from this that you do not need a dog with you at all times.
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That's right folks, you too can have your very own (plush) service dog! Start your munchlets young by teaching them that they do not need to work on becoming good people or productive members of society when they can just bring their dog to Disney instead.
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Does not elaborate. Wonder if it was another 'GIB PORT PLZ'
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Here Jess describes dysautonomia as like exercising all the time even when she's totally at rest. Sure, that's legit.
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Here she tells people who complain about job stress and sleep deprivation from having to work full time and trying to juggle life, family, and staving off poverty is nothing like the deep fatigue she experiences daily but look, she still climbed a mountain! In Switzerland! So really, its your fault your life sucks. Stop crying, crybabies.
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Days later, her children's book is published. It's about her favorite topic: herself!
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And even better, she's back at Disney! YAY!
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She goes home and a short week later, back to Disney! YAY! Lol @ "aren't you there every day?"
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Here Jess describes some sort of dissociative panic she goes into while driving, indicating she should be in therapy and probably back on her psych meds instead of driving. Takes a moment to make a dig at people who don't drop everything to try to calmly talk her down when she has an episode and instead either ignore her/tell her to get over it or get upset by it.
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Poor Jess. No one understands her and she is very lonely, but she tries so hard to relate to we plebs and it's not her fault.
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More mainstream media attention, this time fox news and New York Post (archive) and dozens of minor outlets (mostly disney park or dog-related blogs) pick it up. Video goes viral.
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And then a few weeks later, off to New York, deigning to spend the holidays with her family and bitching that her family expects her to like, act nice and do things.
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New Merch! But she specifies it won't look like this one because only hers is cropped. if you wish to look like Jess you must crop your own shirt, peasant.
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A banner day! A restaurant in Goshen, NY denies her service because she doesn't have ID for the dog. Jess is very upset because she felt like a spectacle and "I don't ever want to feel like I'm a spectacle." No, you just don't want feel like things are not going your way. You live to be a spectacle. Business backs down and apologizes once she brings it to the DOJ and the media.
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But forget about that because she has once again been featured in Southern Living!
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Back to Disney (but she's very sad.)
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Depressive mental state, body feels great tho. Followed by a post about how medication doesn't make her feel "validated" anymore therefore she does not take it. Guest appearance by Chronically.Court, everyone's favorite shaking, stuttering, coffee enema shilling, child frightening, oversaturated mountaineer, who tells Jess she is a true poet.
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After a quiet February of occasional inconsequential dog posts and some depressive musing, Jess's usual routine of jetting off to Disney to escape whenever adult life gets a little icky comes to a grinding halt. And instead of featuring her vacations she now features what she does between them: lays in bed watching Disney+ while being waited on by her enabler and her dog. (on Henry's page she posts old Disney pics)
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Oh Jess, people who went from working in offices to working at home joked about their pets being their coworkers because they continued to work from home and therein lies the joke. You don't work. You malinger.
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Another post justifying her shit behavior.
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Followed by this glorious post, wherein she tells us what happened a few years ago when her enabler first started working from home full time and realized that Jess really does spend her entire days in her bedroom doing absolutely nothing except nap and watch TV, in contrast to his own habit of waking up and hitting the ground running to afford her preferred lifestyle. it took some "difficult conversations" before he stopped trying to make her do anything resembling adult life.
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And that brings us up to now. Henry's account still posts old photos of previous trips. Hers posts occasional bitter rants about her terrible life and the fact that she is not the center of attention right now comes dripping out of every word. Totally shocked she has not yet announced a trip to Shanghai since that Disney park is reopening soon. The only other thing worth mentioning is her stories highlights are full of her screeching about minor issues where someone looked at her dog, tried to pet her dog, told her she wasn't allowed somewhere with her dog, or questioned her narrative and she sounds exactly as cunty IRL as she did in my head. What will the second half of 2020 hold for Jess? Will she finally get a port? Will Bobby be rescued, Underground Railroad style, from his life of servitude? Will Jess ever realize that yes, she is the problem?

Next on the Magical Munchie Tour is someone I can only describe as "Florida Dani Marina" but first I promised I would upload part 2 of Nina Jean because it looks like IFGW is going to get the ole' booteroo from Reddit sooner rather than later. So I'm going to probably zipper-post them - one Nina, one Florida munch, another Nina, another Florida, etc etc. God save my soul.

This was a lot if fun to read but i admit i cant be assed to read through all of her posts so i apologize if this info is already out there.

Who is taking all the pics? Is the husband going on all of these trips with her? If not, is she going alone or does she have some tag alonger acting as an invisible documentarian? Or is she doing all these trips without another human, just a dog and a tripod decked out with mickey mouse ears ?

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

This was a lot if fun to read but i admit i cant be assed to read through all of her posts so i apologize if this info is already out there.

Who is taking all the pics? Is the husband going on all of these trips with her? If not, is she going alone or does she have some tag alonger acting as an invisible documentarian? Or is she doing all these trips without another human, just a dog and a tripod decked out with mickey mouse ears ?

She talks about not having any close friends other than her husband and dog, so I think its him.

Thank you for the write ups @Kate Farms Shill and @Special spoonie it's always surprising to me what these bitches think they can get away with, and also how similar they all are. I mean c'mon, they're all within like, 6 years age difference.
I don't reddit so I don't understand the drama surrounding your board there, was it deleted? Is there going to be an influx of new fellow Munchie Hunters? I hope so, this board has been a bit dead. To the lurkers, we have rules but once you figure them out you'll never have to redact another name again. Come on over, we're really not that scary, have fun and stay safe!

edit: Only come on over if you can follow the rules, or you'll get Halal'd ☪ and mocked

 

[Ditch]

DPMIW is bitching about how she definitely doesn't have an eating disorder and it's her sooper serious chronic illness that's made her skinny as a rail and fucked up her teeth. I actually feel nauseous looking at her nasty ass mouth.

 

[I hate children?]

She talks about not having any close friends other than her husband and dog, so I think its him.

Thank you for the write ups @Kate Farms Shill and @Special spoonie it's always surprising to me what these bitches think they can get away with, and also how similar they all are. I mean c'mon, they're all within like, 6 years age difference.
I don't reddit so I don't understand the drama surrounding your board there, was it deleted? Is there going to be an influx of new fellow Munchie Hunters? I hope so, this board has been a bit dead. To the lurkers, we have rules but once you figure them out you'll never have to redact another name again. Come on over, we're really not that scary, have fun and stay safe!

Be careful what you wish for with new munchie hunters coming here. Many of those dumb cunts are the reason IFGW is having some of the problems it is currently having . It's pretty bad when mods make a Stop Blogging post or a post trying to remind people they aren't on IF and within 5 minutes people are blogging and arguing with people about why they shouldn't be discussing people's weight or looks .

Here we can at least make fun of them ,get away with telling them to shut the hell up and laugh at their blogging but it is annoying when people like Non Expert and LameandGay come here and refuse to leave . I know they stopped posting here but NE in particular was always derailing things and would refuse to abide by the no blogging rule .

That being said I am hoping someone new will come here from elsewhere (or even someone already here) to dox , dump information and give a timeline for SGB / I'm_still_here_sgb . Reddit will never allow that and if anyone deserves to be here it's that bitch .

 

[howmanypizzas69]

DPMIW is bitching about how she definitely doesn't have an eating disorder and it's her sooper serious chronic illness that's made her skinny as a rail and fucked up her teeth. I actually feel nauseous looking at her nasty ass mouth.

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Her right canine is grey what the fuck

 

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Her right canine is grey what the fuck

It's more than grey, it's translucent.