Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Pepper Jack]

Preview of the PPP vs Ralph fight:

 

[Rotollo]

HE IS THE OMNISSIAH, THE SAVIOUR, THE LIGHT BRINGER.

THE ONE THAT WILL BRING DICK TO HIS KNEES!

Shit I just found the third man then

Spoiler

 

[Love Machine]

Shit I just found the third man then

Spoiler

Collecting social security numbers HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

 

[Crystal Golem]

There is no third man but PPP/godwinson knows that drunks/drug addicts are prone to paranoia as is so they are just fucking with these guys.

 

[Had]

Preview of the PPP vs Ralph fight:

I SEE YOUR GUNT IS AS BIG AS MINE

 

[DecimatedFerret]

I SEE YOUR GUNT IS AS BIG AS MINE

-Duel of the Gunts plays in the background

 

[MeltyTW]

I'm sorry but can someone explain this "third man" shit, I feel like I missed something

reference to bash at the beach where nash and whats his face had a secret unnamed third partner for a 3v3 tag match, hogan was stated to be on the side of sting and macho man but was revealed as the traitor. the manner it was revealed had hogan run out like he was going to save the day but instead starting hitting a down macho man who at that point had been his friend for years. the title is attempting to draw a parallel by saying jim is running into the ring but to bury dick not save him as they might hope or expect

edit or an xfiles thing never watched xfiles but its the stream thumbnail, ppp likes wrestling so safe to say thats at least one of the intended parallels

 

[Table Country]

If this is going the way I think it is going, then I can't wait to see who is secretly a wheelchair bound, AIDS infested cripple on the fight date.

Speaking of which have we heard from Donga at all?

 

[I.C_Wiener]

Elliot lived in a mansion in the Hollywood hills. chad confirmed?

that awkard moment when an incel king elliot could buy dicks mansion and have sex with his 2 girlfriends every night

 

[Clark_Ashton]

Nearly 100 pages because Dick couldn't shrug off old texts of him trying to get some married ass going public and instead let it turn into an autism shitstorm.

This shitstorm seems mostly contained to the Farm though. Dick's fanbase doesn't seem to care too much about it (see the reddit)

As someone new to this, this seems like its nothing .

Dick sent some mushy texts to a w*man, no one found it funny or interesting, it wasn't a thing until someone made it a thing and it's just people chimping out at them for not being interested.

At worst it hurts the Dick persona but seems rather benign to even be on here.

I think it's mostly about trying to rattle Dick's hugbox and maybe cause him some monetary damage. No one actually cares about the texts. As a casual listener of the Dick Show, I am a bit astounded by the amount of hate being directed at him... but at the same time, maybe he partly deserves it, for flying too close to the sun for too long....

 

[I.C_Wiener]

Since you refuse to stop posting these boomer-tier images to each of your posts, at least spell them correctly, you double nigga!

nah

 

[Steely Dan]

Elliot was just another bitchboi who got mad that he never got laid. Ubermensch elliot wasn't able to get poon while the lessers got all the chicks. All the dudes here getting mad about other dudes having sex fall under that umbrella.

Who exactly ITT is mad at Dick getting laid? I'll agree that taking any of this seriously or having any investment in it beyond laughing at the morons involved is dumb, but I don't think anyone's mad because Dick flaunts about getting ass.

 

[Love Machine]

This shitstorm seems mostly contained to the Farm though. Dick's fanbase doesn't seem to care to much bout it (see the reddit)


I think it's mostly about trying to rattle Dick's hugbox and maybe cause him some monetary damage. No one actually cares about the texts. As a casual listener of the Dick Show, I am a bit astounded by the amount of hate being directed at him... but at the same time, maybe he partly deserves it, for flying too close to the sun for too long....

>looking at reddit

 

[Rotollo]

I am a bit astounded by the amount of hate being directed at him... but at the same time, maybe he partly deserves it, for flying too close to the sun for too long....

If by "flying too close to the sun" you mean "pozloading my neghole way too much with internet speds" for sure

 

[Chad Nasty]

Who exactly ITT is mad at Dick getting laid? I'll agree that taking any of this seriously or having any investment in it beyond laughing at the morons involved is dumb, but I don't think anyone's mad because Dick flaunts about getting ass.

I don't remember exactly, a bunch of soyboys have been getting at me all morning for this and that and it started talking about getting ass. And calling american women sloots or the other.

 

[I.C_Wiener]

There is no third man but PPP/godwinson knows that drunks/drug addicts are prone to paranoia as is so they are just fucking with these guys.

right the mainstream fans of all those guys are unhinged. they believe troll donations, thats why it makes ralph seethe and rage. tell a lie over and over and it becomes true. funny how most of ralphs fans are 1488ers but are all left of the bell curve whites. ralph himself thinks hes smart because he doesnt drive a pickup truck. hes a dumb southern

 

[MeltyTW]

This shitstorm seems mostly contained to the Farm though. Dick's fanbase doesn't seem to care to much bout it (see the reddit)


I think it's mostly about trying to rattle Dick's hugbox and maybe cause him some monetary damage. No one actually cares about the texts. As a casual listener of the Dick Show, I am a bit astounded by the amount of hate being directed at him... but at the same time, maybe he partly deserves it, for flying too close to the sun for too long....

thats what amazes me, ppp and godwinson dont have enough reach to do any damage that dick should be worried about but he piggybacked their trolling for some reason because even .0009 percent of people laughing at him is too much to handle,

edit PPP for context is a youtuber who is lucky to break three digits on a stream, 1k on a video iirc and is most known for spreading his ass on stream me a defunct obscure streaming site, dick is freaking out over that guy saying something mean

 

[I.C_Wiener]

thats what amazes me, ppp and godwinson dont have enough reach to do any damage that dick should be worried about but he piggybacked their trolling for some reason becaue even .0009 percent of people laughing at him is too much to handle

yea thats what so funny, they are getting mad and got trolled by no buddies. they couldnt control themselves. its still bullshit ppps channel got taken down.

 

[Crystal Golem]

MANDINGO FIGHT
This is the funniest shit i cant even rage about it anymore.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

As a dsp a log how can you say that with a straight face? If this was Phil you guys would go on about this shit for years. If you dont find it funny or just a nothing burger then dont fucking post.
PPP the fucking leaf from nowhere slaying internet giants like he was fucking david and they where goliath isnt enternating? Then what is enteraning watching a fat man with gout being bad at vidya?


How can you say an autstic cabal of people flaging people for 19 bucks isnt funny?
How can you say The suposed "Chad" Masterson being so afraid that people will know that hes a simp that hes got to get 7 other dudes to team up with him and shut down the drama.
How can you say null spazzing out locking threads and moving them around at the same time seems boring?
How can you say Dick screaming till hes turning purple over a nothing burger isnt good cantent?
Or him calling on help from Zoom described by people on the forum as satans thrice removed cousin?
Or how about a supposed professional comedian and a lawyer not being able to verbally spar with an autistic canadian?


This is a spiral people on this forum should have seen a 100 times
-Narcissistic exceptional individual becomes eceleb
-Narsasstic exceptional individual does something exceptional, people create thread on farms, first 50 pages or so of thread is alll "this is a nothing burger, fuck you he is a lolcow im emotionaly invested in"
-Eceleb fans are proven as dumb as the narcissist can handle loosing control and keeps doing cringy shit. Thread becomes longer and eventaully consumes eceleb till hes broken or betters him.

As I said, this is mildly embarrassing and hurts the Dick persona at most. He's not a simp for sending a w*man boring texts to get her in bed, an idiot maybe but he has a thread on here so thats a given. The reactions and sperging is super forced, like a Vice article manufacturing outrage for clicks. None of this seems organic and I mildly follow some of the parties here.

Phil is something else and I tend to give him the benefit of the tend the best I can, as I'm giving Dick. Only person I wouldn't is Zoom who is a liar and a pedo.