Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Chiri]

I have no words. This thread is a perpetual trainwreck that has not evolved slightly since it was made yet I cannot look away. I didn't follow IBS when it was in its prime but I guess I'm along for the ride now. Also we sorely need to bring back newfag tags.

No we'll all look dumb when Sargon reveals how this is all a part of his master plan.

I'm unironically expecting him to try and insert himself into this at some point. It's been months since he had any spotlight, surely he must be starving for it now.

 

[Zodomy]

It's weird how Dick rationally knows that it's no big deal to say whatever it takes to a woman in order to seal the deal, and yet he's having such a strong emotional response trying to make sure everyone knows he's totally not embarrassed and how he's not a loser.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

These have been a strange 36 hours.

 

[Chad Nasty]

women cum during rape how about that

So butthurt that there are men who can get laid.

 

[I.C_Wiener]

It's weird how Dick rationally knows that it's no big deal to say whatever it takes to a woman in order to seal the deal, and yet he's having such a strong emotional response trying to make sure everyone knows he's totally not embarrassed and how he's not a loser.

his giga chad persona is how he makes money. thats all he cares about

 

[MeltyTW]

It's weird how Dick rationally knows that it's no big deal to say whatever it takes to a woman in order to seal the deal, and yet he's having such a strong emotional response trying to make sure everyone knows he's totally not embarrassed and how he's not a loser.

HEY, listen here and listen well slut, Dick had an orgasm, end of.

These have been a strange 36 hours.

its only been 36 hours? i thought its been a week no joke

 

[Thirteenfifty]

I'm unironically expecting him to try and insert himself into this at some point. It's been months since he had any spotlight, surely he must be starving for it now.

he's probably still traumatized about how he crashed a mainstream political party because he was dumb enough to run for office after uttering "white niggers"

I really doubt we'll ever see him interact with this side of the internet again

 

[I.C_Wiener]

So butthurt that there are men who can get laid.

man bro you get laid and post on kiwi farms. wow are you a giga chad that lives in a mansion thats not on the hollywood hills but in the hood.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

It's weird how Dick rationally knows that it's no big deal to say whatever it takes to a woman in order to seal the deal, and yet he's having such a strong emotional response trying to make sure everyone knows he's totally not embarrassed and how he's not a loser.

Yet not as bad as the people who insist otherwise.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Does it matter when what we really want is Ethan Ralph capping off a stream by vomiting in his chair again?

The stream is gonna be on Godwinson PPP's channel. No superchats

 

[Null]

Godwinson is backing out of his offer?

 

[Love Machine]

These have been a strange 36 hours.

100 posts in like 2 days in a single thread~

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

i dont get pretending not to care, its not like cheering on one gamecock over the other is some cardinal sin or sign of simpery, some people think Dick should win im biased toward ppp, its like sportsball but with autism

If you have to repeatedly state how much you don’t care, you probably care.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

The stream is gonna be on Godwinson PPP's channel. No superchats

FAT channel

 

[Comfyman]

I've had about 25-30 people reach out to me and a long twitter rant about my opinion on easy american women. It's been wild man.

I'm sure they are easy since they can't really run away.

Spoiler: Hot american sex

 

[Zodomy]

his giga chad persona is how he makes money. thats all he cares about

I considered it, and it does make sense but... how is he unable to realize this reaction damages his reputation a lot more than just laughing it off?

Then again, I'm expecting foresight from a programmer who's put his bonus content on "secret" URL's that don't require authentication.

 

[DecimatedFerret]

700 people waiting.

 

[instythot]

he's probably still traumatized about how he crashed a mainstream political party because he was dumb enough to run for office after uttering "white niggas"

I really doubt we'll ever see him interact with this side of the internet again

He has been in negotiations to appear on the Killstream. They're pushing to put him on with Mark Collet so he can be instructed on how to be a white nationalist, run for office and not come in dead last

 

[Chad Nasty]

man bro you get laid and post on kiwi farms. wow are you a giga chad that lives in a mansion thats not on the hollywood hills but in the hood.

Why you so rustled that I get laid?

 

[I.C_Wiener]

FAT channel

i am going to cum in your hair