Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%
  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%
  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%
  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%
  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%
  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%
  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%

  • Total voters
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Welp. Glad that clusterfuck is over.

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Basically you are experiencing what happens when you get your hand stuck in the cookie jar fam. You wanted to be an eceleb, running this site wasnt enough. You needed a blogsite, a stream channel, patreon, NP2 etc

Well you are a zceleb now in the worst Community on the internet. You of all people shouldve seen what happens when you keep muckracking things over and over(especially since you run an empire on this stuff). So now you are being dragged into the vortex of problems because you are a fan of Dick and allegedly run gay ops for Dick. People are digging into you and other celebs that acted like Gods of this side of the internet. You aren't use to being in the shit like this, you are illegally sneaking into countries to hide from this type of stuff Josh. IBS is back and you are one of the people on the list that the average person this side of the internet is questioning your roll in all this and going "hes a shady faggot". It sucks but you and the others did it to yourselves. Cant be Icarus all the time fam. Maybe stop trying to be a zceleb and walk away or just stfu and let people shit all over you and grossly speculate how much gay ops you allegedly run for Dick(even if you think it's exceptional).
This is it. This is the moment when I finally receive my fatal dose of irony and perish. The only question is will I have enough time to clear my web browser so no one finds out what a massive autist I am?
 
"j-jim-dono, pwease teww me that I won!"
-PPP, the totally cool not-fat not-virgin

"Ever since I blew out Nick Riccotta and Dick they've been trying to gaslight people and spin it as a win"

This guys fucking delusional lmao
That's part of the character, the goal is to piss off Ethanol Ralph and Dick.
 
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