Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[JustSomeDong]

I don't know 90% of the backstory on this because I abhor most youtube streamers, and I'm pretty specific in my lolcow interests, but god damn this is entertaining. There's just so much milk down all these these rabbit holes this shit has lead me to. Delicious.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

You are suggesting that Dick would risk his livelihood, freedom, and wealth to settle petty Internet disputes by releasing the financial records of his customers. You are suggesting that a 40 year old man would risk absolutely everything he has ever worked for in his entire life to extort people for Internet protection so people don't make fun of his gay love triangle or girlfriend.

It be really funny so I choose to believe this.

 

[instythot]

No, it's super gay to put a woman on pedestal, gravel at her feet, and offer her money. Especially when you wrote a book called "Men are Better than Women"

Many people aren't grasping that Dick Masterson is a character portrayed by Dax Hererra. There was always going to be a discrepancy between how Dick acts and what Dax says in private.

I find the texts kind of funny. Nothing to really care about, and certainly not for an extended period. Where the humor is, and why this took off is how this clearly got under Dax's skin, and with all the unnecessary defenses when any reasonable person would accept "So what?" or even "You wanna hand me your phone and see if I can find anything to laugh at?" as a response. The discrepancy of note was not public behavior and private messages but professional troll and thin skin

Going through the content that popped up today around this, the absolute crown jewel I've heard so far was Null giggling uncontrollably when reading chat after asking "Did I miss anything that happened this week that I should talk about?"

 

[Auraculum]

I'm watching the Rekieta stream again, and something hit me in the middle of it: Masterson is acting like fucking Maddox. He even talks in a similar fashion. Was he possessed? Is Maddox using some autistic voodoo doll?

 

[Slimy Time]

It be really funny so I choose to believe this.

We are living in the same timeline where a 38 year old man drops $40k on a mobile game with sweaty Hulkamaniacs and manages to get all his debt wiped in spite of filing some suspect documents, so anything is possible.

 

[Null]

I'm watching the Rekieta stream again, and something hit me in the middle of it: Masterson is acting like fucking Maddox. He even talks in a similar fashion. Was he possessed? Is Maddox using some autistic voodoo doll?

pardner

 

[porsalin5]

I'm watching the Rekieta stream again, and something hit me in the middle of it: Masterson is acting like fucking Maddox. He even talks in a similar fashion. Was he possessed? Is Maddox using some autistic voodoo doll?

Dick has been turning into Maddox for a while now. The transformation is almost complete.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

omfg just go fight it out at recess.

 

[Jester69]

Many people aren't grasping that Dick Masterson is a character portrayed by Dax Hererra.

Isn't that the Onision defense? "Oh, I may have done some cruel, vicious, vindictive stuff, but I was merely pretending. I was merely playing a character, guys!"

 

[Homer Simpson]

Isn't that the Onision defense? "Oh, I may have done some cruel, vicious, vindictive stuff, but I was merely pretending. I was merely playing a character, guys!"

"Guys, I was like totally high on acid when I defended that groomer...GUYS! It's not my fault."

Kinda like that.

 

[Polyboros2]

Any bets on which e-celeb or "podcast" group gets dragged in next and sacrificed on the alter of sperg to keep the fires blazing?

Karl from Who are These Podcasts. Associates with Dick, has a real world job, his dox is out there.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

And here I thought liberals got into the best internet cat fights.

imo the left is more vulnerable to dumb social theory but the right is WAY more susceptible to conspiracy theory. people itt genuinely think a fucking 1099 form is a nefarious plot because a youtube man said it loudly.

 

[Chrisichu]

If Dick Masterson tried to extort me I would personally become his ruination.

If you want to believe he's doing so it's up to you. If you think Corey Barnhill (pedosadist, liar) has dirt on him it's up to you. I don't have the energy to argue hypotheticals and fanfiction. I am secure in the situation I find myself in and I know I have lungs that carry. No one can get me to do what they want.

Yes, i can tell how secure you are by your constant lashing out in Dick's threads. You usually don't get this personally involved. Could it be you have something at stake? Could it be you need to make sure you prop this guy up because he is for all intents and purposes, your boss? That your success is now tied to his success. I don't think Dick is outright telling you what to do, but you have completely hitched yourself to his wagon and it's starting to show.

 

[Null]

Yes, i can tell how secure you are by your constant lashing out in Dick's threads. You usually don't get this personally involved. Could it be you have something at stake? Could it be you need to make sure you prop this guy up because he is for all intents and purposes, your boss? That your success is now tied to his success. I don't think Dick is outright telling you what to do, but you have completely hitched yourself to his wagon and it's starting to show.

Could it be that I ignored this for a week until people started registering new accounts just to antagonize me into action? Could it be that people like you are why I am paying attention to this now? Yes, it could be!

 

[Jester69]

If Dick Masterson tried to extort me I would personally become his ruination.

If you want to believe he's doing so it's up to you. If you think Corey Barnhill (pedosadist, liar) has dirt on him it's up to you. I don't have the energy to argue hypotheticals and fanfiction. I am secure in the situation I find myself in and I know I have lungs that carry. No one can get me to do what they want.

 

[Auraculum]

Yes, i can tell how secure you are by your constant lashing out in Dick's threads. You usually don't get this personally involved. Could it be you have something at stake? Could it be you need to make sure you prop this guy up because he is for all intents and purposes, your boss? That your success is now tied to his success. I don't think Dick is outright telling you what to do, but you have completely hitched yourself to his wagon and it's starting to show.

Don't be unfair. Whatever Null's opinion may be, if NP2 fails, he has nowhere else to go. This is literally the end of the line for Josh, unless some new payment processor falls out of the sky, and is libertarian to the extreme. It's in his personal interest to keep that site afloat.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

are you people being facetious or what the fuck is this

Basically you are experiencing what happens when you get your hand stuck in the cookie jar fam. You wanted to be an eceleb, running this site wasnt enough. You needed a blogsite, a stream channel, patreon, NP2 etc

Well you are a zceleb now in the worst Community on the internet. You of all people shouldve seen what happens when you keep muckracking things over and over(especially since you run an empire on this stuff). So now you are being dragged into the vortex of problems because you are a fan of Dick and allegedly run gay ops for Dick. People are digging into you and other celebs that acted like Gods of this side of the internet. You aren't use to being in the shit like this, you are illegally sneaking into countries to hide from this type of stuff Josh. IBS is back and you are one of the people on the list that the average person this side of the internet is questioning your roll in all this and going "hes a shady faggot". It sucks but you and the others did it to yourselves. Cant be Icarus all the time fam. Maybe stop trying to be a zceleb and walk away or just stfu and let people shit all over you and grossly speculate how much gay ops you allegedly run for Dick(even if you think it's retarded).

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

I wasn't around during IBS happening, was it ever as autistic as this whole thing is or was it even worse?

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Yes, i can tell how secure you are by your constant lashing out in Dick's threads.

More like tard wrangling morons like you who act wilfully obtuse and pollute threads with blatant flamebait and a-logging

 

[Null]

Basically you are experiencing what happens when you get your hand stuck in the cookie jar fam. You wanted to be an eceleb, running this site wasnt enough. You needed a blogsite, a stream channel, patreon, NP2 etc

Well you are a zceleb now in the worst Community on the internet. You of all people shouldve seen what happens when you keep muckracking things over and over(especially since you run an empire on this stuff). So now you are being dragged into the vortex of problems because you are a fan of Dick and allegedly run gay ops for Dick. People are digging into you and other celebs that acted like Gods of this side of the internet. You aren't use to being in the shit like this, you are illegally sneaking into countries to hide from this type of stuff Josh. IBS is back and you are one of the people on the list that the average person this side of the internet is questioning your roll in all this and going "hes a shady faggot". It sucks but you and the others did it to yourselves. Cant be Icarus all the time fam. Maybe stop trying to be a zceleb and walk away or just stfu and let people shit all over you and grossly speculate how much gay ops you allegedly run for Dick(even if you think it's exceptional).

shut up fag no one's talking to you