Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Please note going forward that Anna will be using the “she/her” pronouns as specified on her IG. Apparently she is being misgendered to the point that she needs to point this out. It could be the pathetically small tits for a woman her size or her gigantic man hands, but she is currently identifying as a woman.

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at her weight, just taking a walk would be good exercise. That flailing just looks painful/risky

Walking is great for anyone. Steadily burns calories, and a LOT of calories with every mile if you are huge, the constant activity helps moves your lymph around, does your circulation good, works your heart but not enough to cause a heart attack if you are huge and unfit. Less stress on the joints than running. Far less risk of trips and falls, splints and sprains and other shit that has you laid up for weeks too, especially if you are far and unwieldy and will go down HARD if you trip on a kerb or whatever. Same with these jumping exercises Anna likes to be seen doing. One slip and she's down and probably can't get back up and has a broken wrist or sprained ankle/wrenched shoulder into the bargain.

But of course this is Anna, and the whole cult of fitness instagrammers has produced a weird cargo cult mentality around fitness, based on what you wear, eat and are seen doing, the more complex the better, even if it's totally useless. So Anna girds on a pink fancy exercise outfit, and does an entirely useless exercise once for the camera and hey presto, fat AND fit!

Seriously, wtf is she trying to squat? Pointless. Her lower half is taxed enough simply holding her weight up day in day out, and it burns precisely fuck all calories compared to say, walking a mile or two. Anna needs to control her calorie intake and just walk, not fuck around playing at fitnessgrammer.
 
She looked nice here. Still a chonk, but not the human parade float she is now :/

Her smile in that picture brings a tear even to a hardened kiwi. Well not quite but boy, what a fall in 3 years. 3 years! We'll see what the future holds.

edit: REVISHIT H&M. Gorl you're drunk, go the fuck home. What a fucking train wreck. She is absolutely wasted what was she thinking here. Even for her this is sad and pathetic.

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“It fits really well.” Bitch where? It’s been said, but how can she think skin tight booty shorts fit or are appropriate? I can’t imagine how shocked everyone at her apartment pool will be when this water buffalo comes waddling in.
Compared to what she normally wears near bodies of water, the shorts may be welcomed.
 
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