Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
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Perspicacity said:
Remember that Ralph is the ultimate scumbag, but Metokur needs irrefutable proof that Ethan is flaggot/doxer. Let's ignore Ethan admitting it in a drunken rage.

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To be fair, Metokur might not have seen that. Ralph does a lot of exceptional shit.
I agree though, at this point he shouldn't need further proof that Ralph false flags people. It's pretty obvious at this point.
 
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Tukadu said:
Reminds me of when he entered the pool with his fucking shirt on during his slapfight with Andy.
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3 shirts on while in the pool actually. 3 of them.
figbatdigger said:
If you want to talk about stupid decisions, you can point to the entirety of this forum and the users mothers.
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Abortion is evil and a one way ticket to hell.
Niggernerd said:
Because jims shitty merch sells more than erverlords quality kahntent *snort*
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I do actually feel bad for people who make decent merch like Josh and Nick Fuentes of all people who end up lumped in with all the garbage tier generated shit most people offer... not that I'd ever buy any
MoeChotto said:
So I'm sorry if someone asked several pages ago, but I'm just looking at this for the first time in a few hours and the thread jumped a hundred pages this fast! Did something big happen after Godwinson backed out or have I just been missing random sperging?
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Godwinson never backed out. IDK why people are saying that. He doesn't intend to pay the Gunt, but he won't ever have to because it will never happen
 
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Start by making the noose a nice wide circle, tighten it a little more every time you sperg post in this thread.

Kick the chair when your fat keeps you from tightening it anymore.

Seriously.
 
I am going to make PPP's case for him, in the least autistic and plausible way possible.

1. Simpiracy
Dick, Gunt, Josh, Gator, Nick, and Toad are all in the same circle of friends with Dick easily being the most popular while technically having his hands on some of their finances.

This would predispose them to being biased towards downplaying Dick's simping. Which is gay.

Emphasizing NP2 so much is just dumb and tinfoil hat tier.

2. The Gunt Guard Flaggings
Ralph seems likely since its not at all beyond him to do so (he got Dispatch kicked off Stream.me, Akira Dox, Threatened to Dox Vaush's girl), so its not unreasonable to draw parallels between that Mundane Matt. Its just not that much of a stretch and is a reasonable hunch to have.

The reason why Jim didn't buy into it like he did with Skeptic shit is because he doesn't view Ralph in that way (probably because he doesn't remember or pay attention as much to Ralph like we do, since Stream.me at least). You could make a case for it pretty succinctly and open Jim up to it more, Jim was already biased towards Matt because of the Dame scuffles and Skeptics because of Kraut.

That being said I still enjoy the tism approach of PPP's character. Just not today, today was embarrassing.
 
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PPP was always a massive faggot and autistic sperg ever since the stream.me days. He has an unhealthy, almost stalkerish obsession with Ralph. He's probably right about what he's saying about Ralph, but he's so functionally fucktarded no one will believe him. The bantz might have been weak, but I find it completely unbelievable Dick would kick someone off for saying the n-word, so I'd just say he's a delusional faggot who wants to try to find any relevance he can find. Harping on Null seems just like collateral damage because they put this autistic conspiracy theory. Goodwinson has always been a cunt and Zoom does what a Zoom does.

I don't see any winners in this 'epic saga'. It's like going into a mental hospital's severe autism ward and watch them to try and act out Hamlet.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
PPP was always a massive faggot and autistic sperg ever since the stream.me days. He has an unhealthy, almost stalkerish obsession with Ralph. He's probably right about, but he's so functionally fucktarded no one will believe him. The bantz might have been weak, but I find it completely unbelievable Dick would kick someone off for saying the n-word, so I'd just say he's a delusional faggot who wants to try to find any relevance he can find. Harping on Null seems just like collateral damage because they put this autistic conspiracy theory. Goodwinson has always been a cunt and Zoom does what a Zoom does.

I don't see any winners in this 'epic saga'. It's like going into a mental hospital's severe autism ward and watch them to try and act out Hamlet.
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Shut up janny.
 
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