Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[The Wokest]

Okay Shannon. I bet you remember when goobergrape kicked off too. Maybe you even "lieks teh mudkips" too

I'm getting tired of people who think Kiwifarms is the premier scary site on the web saying this to people who are obviously better tapped into the zeitgeist of this topic than them

your argument is I'm more of an oldfag than you.
do you even triforce brah.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Yes, people know who you are, why are you on this farms?

Its alrdy pretty obvious. Nowhere else to discuss this or get information on this. KF is centralized tism data. Its a nice thing to tune into when you got downtime and wanna be entertained with shitstorm while playing total war. Nowhere else to follow the story.

So when retards, like yourself, say "HURR DURR WHY R U HERE!??" I ask you, where else do you get your content in timeline format?

The answer: nowhere else but here

 

[Crystal Golem]

Dick lives and dies by his reputation and he's too old to start over, I think he's just trying to get out of the other end of this shitstorm not pissing off any more people, even if it means he has to suck Zoom's dick while Zoom lies about him.

It's doubly hilarious that this all started over a literal non-issue that could've been defused in the womb by simply going "Yeah, those DM's were pretty cringe, I probably wouldn't do it again if I could do it over."

he could hav even spun it his way done a segment on the dick show "called don't be like me" and ultimately humanised himself even more.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Its alrdy pretty obvious. Nowhere else to discuss this or get information on this. KF is centralized tism data. Its a nice thing to tune into when you got downtime and wanna be entertained with shitstorm while playing total war. Nowhere else to follow the story.

So when exceptional individuals, like yourself, say "HURR DURR WHY R U HERE!??" I ask you, where else do you get your content in timeline format?

The answer: nowhere else but here

The difference is I haven't been recorded talking about how I want to feminize a guy and suck his dick

 

[instythot]

"You're a faggot go away"
"Ha! You're all seething!"

You gotta bant better than that Queen.

He's at least trying this time. I'll give him that

 

[AnOminous]

Dude just cope. You looked like an absolute dumbass over DSPs bankruptcy after he BTFOd everyone with this site going full COPE on that, you got people spam negrating you because you and others look like overly invested reddit warriors.

You are super buttmad. Also I was right. Nothing I said was wrong. I just stupidly felt that a bankruptcy court would actually enforce the law, and instead we got what we got.

Also you're gay and fat, you fat gay fat faggot.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

You motherfuckers just got sidetracked so hard bryan managed to become the main topic of the thread

get it together I know we're all kinda desperate but this is pretty low

edit: like i mean he rused you into feeding his attention starved ass i been drinking

honestly never give KOP attention. He will always lurk here for eternity.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

bryan managed to become the main topic of the thread

I literally live rent free in KF users heads its utterly amazing.

PPP won and its hilarious

 

[Slimboy Fat]

honestly never give KOP attention. He will always lurk here for eternity.

that being said, uh

dick is gay, ppp is gay, everyone is gay

we're the best

kf bagged another one woop woop

 

[The best and greatest]

Its alrdy pretty obvious. Nowhere else to discuss this or get information on this. KF is centralized tism data. Its a nice thing to tune into when you got downtime and wanna be entertained with shitstorm while playing total war. Nowhere else to follow the story.

So when exceptional individuals, like yourself, say "HURR DURR WHY R U HERE!??" I ask you, where else do you get your content in timeline format?

The answer: nowhere else but here

Whats it like introducing women to your dad? Is he super polite in person?

 

[The Real SVP]

do you even triforce brah.

Can I be an oldfag too?

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[Perspicacity]

honestly never give KOP attention. He will always lurk here for eternity.

Bryan has to come in and attention whore every once in awhile to get that dopamine hit that he craves. I personally enjoy the chimp outs, there is nothing like a seething look at my Bryan post to giggle at.

Ok here we go, PPP calling out guntguard.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Can I be an oldfag too?

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I think Hirojewki broke the triforce recently

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I literally live rent free in KF users heads its utterly amazing.

PPP won and its hilarious

"R-rent free"

You know the story about the guy who built a church, built a farm, and fucked a goat? Know what he's remembered as?
A goat fucker

Thats you Brybry, you're the guy that fucked a goat. Nothing you ever do here matters because you fucked a goat

You're not living rent free, you're a fucking monkey in a cage we get to whack with a stick when we're bored.

 

[Crystal Golem]

After careful consideration, destiny won IBS.

He stormed in, rapidfired stupid fucking points and vanished through the doggy door before his legion of fanatical children saw through the veil, presumably making mad bank in the process and coming out the other end unscathed considering his already shitty reputation.

The image of destiny clambering through a doggie door will bring tears of laughter to my eyes till my dying day.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

The difference is I haven't been recorded talking about how I want to feminize a guy and suck his dick

I dont know about that fam. Why dont you dox yourself and everyone else can decide whats funny in your life or embarrassing on the internet with you. Im sure its all squeeky clean and big ole NothingBurger. Like Dicks leaks, nothing there but Shannon's Mop.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Those dudes were rocking 33.6K modems and rigs with a full 8 megs of RAM. You don't want to mess with people who have pro hardware like that.

 

[Freedom Fries]

KF is not the premier 'scary site', but it is my favorite site and I won't let anyone chase me off of it, thats all.

You're kinda funny in a make people negrate you way. Just stop being such a fag about "new" accounts who know as much or more than you on a topic and disagree with you

your argument is I'm more of an oldfag than you.
do you even triforce brah.

When have I ever degraded someone for being "new"

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Bryan has to come in and attention whore every once in awhile to get that dopamine hit that he craves. I personally enjoy the chimp outs, there is nothing like a seething look at my Bryan post to giggle at.

Ok here we go, PPP calling out guntguard.

Tank you Pastor PPP for another sermon.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I dont know about that fam. Why dont you dox yourself and everyone else can decide whats funny in your life or embarrassing on the internet with you. Im sure its all squeeky clean and big ole NothingBurger. Like Dicks leaks, nothing there but Shannon's Mop.

"Why don't you dox yourself"

Are you for real idiot.