Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

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  • Mister Metokur

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  • Warski

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  • ur mom?

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  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

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  • kraut

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Kinoplex Robert said:
Ladies and Gentlemen of the imperial city, welcome to the arena!

Please place your bets up front on: The Blue Team (Supreme Leader, Null) or the Yellow Team (Some Newfag/Someone too scared to use their real KF account)

All bets are non-refundable.
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I think that Dick, Ralph and Nick are overconfident, they've all had great runs in which they've vanquished many foes until they've essentially crushed all opposition. However in their victories they have grown complacent and decadent.

Null knows the power of autism as he stares into it daily and it stares right back at him. He has had to fight so many strange opponents across a variety of different mediums. He is a little shell shocked like the troops in WWI who spent years in the trenches.

Metokur knows that these great internet content empires are built on a foundation of sand and his is no different. He keeps himself as detached as possible. An island is a great strategic position to occupy. He makes sure that he can profit from the drama yet not be destroyed by any of the fallout.

I don't know enough about the other team, they're an enigma. What I do know is that they've been fairly meticulous and shrewd in figuring out what gets under Ralphs skin. The difference I feel between the first team and the second is that the second team have nothing to lose and have also embraced the kayfabe. The know that IBS is entirely performative and that it's about causing drama, whoever is funniest wins. It doesn't matter what is true, it just matters who gets BTFO'd.
 
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Null said:
I see this boiling down as this: People want to fuck with Ralph. Ralph is enabled by NP2 which is enabled by Dick. To fuck with Ralph, you fuck with NP2. To fuck with NP2, you fuck with Dick. To fuck with Dick and NP2, you fuck with me and I guess Jim for being on it.

Basically what I'm saying is, we need to kill Ethan Ralph so the corn harvest is good this year.
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I don't know, this whole thing started because the Guntguard ganged up on a sperg like Jesse and fucked with his audio while he was trying to make his point, shit as it was. I thought the NP2 conspiracy was a Larp just to get under Dick's skin but it's starting to feel like PPP and Godwinson actually believe it.

That said, so many people are into this now for so many different reasons this NP2 shit is just a tiny part of it.
 
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Mortality is Inevitable said:
I unironically find this funny.

It is soft. Dick is soft. He has a soft dick. That's why he acts like a chad, because his dick can't get hard.
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It's the funniest thing to come out of it. Maddox is in his stupid fucking clown outfit reading shit in a dipshit fake southern drawl and he has a genuine laugh. His greasy fucking face, digitally altered to look like a cowboy, breaks into a real smile for the first time in years. That's true satisfaction.
 
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Null said:
I see this boiling down as this: People want to fuck with Ralph. Ralph is enabled by NP2 which is enabled by Dick. To fuck with Ralph, you fuck with NP2. To fuck with NP2, you fuck with Dick. To fuck with Dick and NP2, you fuck with me and I guess Jim for being on it.

Basically what I'm saying is, we need to kill Ethan Ralph so the corn harvest is good this year.
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Hey if I get nabbed by the FBI I'm saying I was only following orders.

let's kill ethan!.JPG
 
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Stasi said:
autism

Did you get to the part where they claim this guy called EZ PZ is in on the conspiracy? Big if true.
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Yeah, I heard me being mentioned a couple of times. Leo keeps trying to rope me into this.

He says I didn't cover Dick's DM leaks because I was on Dick's show and he doesn't know if I have a NP2 but maybe I do.

I don't.

ED had one until Conrad went to jail and might make one again, but I don't get any money from ED either way.

I didn't cover it because I make about 2 videos a year because I'm more focused on trying to improve my editing than I am on churning out content. And even if I was the type of guy who puts out one video a week, the leaks aren't that funny. They're chuckle worthy at best and there's really no meat there to fill out a video.

My only involvement in this has been tweeting out at the start of it that Jesse threatened to sue me one time and getting into an argument with him about it on twitter where I brought up that stream where he tried to blackmail some chick into getting a tattoo.
 
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Simply Outplayed said:
@oddish this all seems pretty tame considering what happens on the ED forums.
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I know. That's why people like Zoom and Jesse don't bother me that much and I find them sort of funny. They're spergs, but they're exactly the sort of people who often hang out on our forum and are either funny or get kicked around when we get sick of them. Every single one of our admins had doxed at least one other admin or has tried to take down the site/vandalize it for fun, including me. I've done much worse things than Jesse, and I told him that when we were arguing, and he tried to turn it around on me by telling people I killed a hooker and I laughed and pretended it was true. This is normal shit and I love it.
 
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