Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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The gunt was the one who lost the worst in this shitshow, that's some major cope right there.

You better watch out Ethan, PPP is coming for that asshole boy
And if you were paying attention over a week ago this was his goal from the outset. Ethan decided to step on a landmine to save Dick when he didn't need saving. Now we know Ethan can barely keep viewers compared to PPP. Ethan couldn't get 100 viewers on the platform he's going to post-Dlive.
 
I'm trying my best not to come across as some fanboy. I'm coming at it from the perspective of someone who listens to a lot of his content and knows that his whole modus operandi is to go on angry overzealous rants, so in that regard I don't think anyone has managed to challenge him intelligently. I only said I was a patreon pre-emptively so I wouldn't just immediately get accused of being a shill but I guess that's how I'm coming across.
You say your intention is to be objective by coming here and basically going "oh no, you all are just misunderstanding Dick". I'm just trying to point out that maybe you (and other Dick riders) are the ones misunderstanding at least 50% of what is going on, and the harder you try to convince everyone what a cool guy he is, the worse you make it look for him.

Yeah no, people who post on live chats are omega losers. Why the hell would you waste time sending messages that'd disappear in seconds? You can mock me for being a forum dweller but at least this post didn't fly by at light speed, nor did I pay you $5 to notice it like a real chump.
Who said anything about giving them money?
 
Again, maybe I'm fanboying but I can't see this as anything other than a Dick Masterson tier joke.
Probably and I think that says a lot. Dick really just isn't that funny and his schtick is old at this point. There's no reason for the gunt crew to treat him with the reverence of a god if some fat christfag virgin can wipe the floor with the guy and reduce him to a pull string doll of chad brags that just come off as embarrassing when he is being challenged for something serious.
 
Null I fucking like you, and I think you do some really good things, but stop sticking your head in the sand on this one. It's really clear there's some kind of relationship between Zoom and Dick.
There is no relationship between Corey Barnhill (pedophile, liar) and Dax. If he's lied to me about this, I'll deal with that when the time comes. However, for now, there is no reason for me to believe that Corey Barnhill (pedophile, liar) is not lying.
 
Full disclosure: I'm one of Dick's patrons so yeah, what I'm about to say is probably biased. But I don't know how the fuck you can watch that Rekeita stream with Dick and think PPP "won" when all he did was sperg out and talk over everyone for an hour. Like I listened to him yesterday with Jim (for the first half and hour or so) and he came across a lot better, but from the moment he joined Nick's stream calling Dick a faggot to him eventually leaving was him trying to own a comedian by posturing his "mental IQ".
As for the conspiracy that everyone is in Dick's pocket so they have a vested interest in defending: I think the more plausible explanation is that all these guys are friends so they naturally tend to have each other's backs in shit. If that's "collusion", then by that logic so is literally any other friend group in existence. They ganged up on Jesse because he was an exceptional individual who tried running a gayop against someone they're friends with, and that's about it. At most, Dick is guilty of cheating on his girlfriend, having some cringy DMs and not taking faggy drama seriously.

Things in the JLH leaks that come to light that no one is talking about because everyone is too busy spazing over internet buzzwords like simp:

* 80's Girl (Marie) secretly recorded Dick fighting with Kian (his friend who is also his show lawyer) because Kian was going to make a move on JLH.
* Dick screamed at 80's girl and kicked her out of the house, then had sex with JLH all over the house and cried the entire time during sex because he felt bad for kicking 80's girl (marie) out because she is mentally ill and can't help it.
* Dick opens lines of Credit for chicks in hopes they fuck him. One ran up $9k of debt in his name.
* Dick throws 80's girl out of the house, screams at her and berates her all the time even though she is mentally ill and over all treats her like shit.
* 80's Girl doesn't want to have threeways, she does it because he dying uterus hopes if she does slut tricks enough eventually Dick will magically want to get married and have a kid.
* Dick admits he pretty much only uses people to get what he wants. He pretends that with Jamie it was something more deep and special but by his own admission he was getting what he wanted and lying.
* Dick feeds people drugs to keep them around especially if he knows they have substance abuse issues (80's Girl has a DUI)
* While he doesn't do this publicly, everyone IRL knows and doesn't say anything because Dick pulls a Maddox if anyone tells him anything

What I wanna know is why is Kian going after JLH knowing Dick was fucking her? Do they normally share women? If not is it normal for Kian to ask a mother may I note from Daddy Dax before he can use his PP? Why is Dick still with 80's girl knowing she secretly records him and sends out recordings? This is all very Maddox tier shit. These are the entertaining questions that people could be asking but instead it's getting railroaded into Dick getting out infront of it and trying to make it about "oh boy so embarrassed I slept with 2 women at one guys. Talk about 1st place chad problems. Oh man, hey Ralph and co look at all these ho's that be mad guys. You should make fun of them with me to feel cool and validated".

I get why people aren't picking up on some of this shit quicker. You gotta read it more than just skimming it and JLH's leaks are more or less an depressed livejournal post, people who didn't tune in to the show for the past couple years have no clue who the fuck Kian is and why he matters, a normie don't know a lot of the stuff Dick's condemned people for publicly but is trying to pretend is totally Chad Alpha when he gets caught doing it.

But it annoys me so many Dick's white knights are trying to pass it off as a nothing burger that is soooooo boring, At the same time they also wanna pass it off as a massive breach of Dick's private life (in a way it kinda is) and report JLH to medium and have all her shit taken down and were publicly cheering the flaggotry. Now that Mister Memeokur says being a flaggot and false flagging isn't cool, use the Mundane Matt defense of "people who hate me are doing it and pretending its me to make me look like not an Alpha Chad"

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Dunno if the full article is available to read on this thread but here ya go, the uncensored mirror. The article is seperate from the google drive link with the text messages, and the emails from Marie are 80's girl.
 
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You say your intention is to be objective by coming here and basically going "oh no, you all are just misunderstanding Dick". I'm just trying to point out that maybe you (and other Dick riders) are the ones misunderstanding at least 50% of what is going on, and the harder you try to convince everyone what a cool guy he is, the worse you make it look for him.
Fair point, I guess. I realise I'm not going to change people's minds, I just thought I'd give my thoughts on it.
 
Things in the JLH leaks that come to light that no one is talking about because everyone is too busy spazing over internet buzzwords like simp:

* 80's Girl (Marie) secretly recorded Dick fighting with Kian (his friend who is also his show lawyer) because Kian was going to make a move on JLH.
* Dick throws 80's girl out of the house, screams at her and berates her all the time even though she is mentally ill and over all treats her like shit.
* 80's Girl doesn't want to have threeways, she does it because he dying uterus hopes if she does slut tricks enough eventually Dick will magically want to get married and have a kid.
* Dick admits he pretty much only uses people to get what he wants. He pretends that with Jamie it was something more deep and special but by his own admission he was getting what he wanted and lying.
* Dick feeds people drugs to keep them around especially if he knows they have substance abuse issues (80's Girl has a DUI)
* While he doesn't do this publicly, everyone IRL knows and doesn't say anything because Dick pulls a Maddox if anyone tells him anything

What I wanna know is why is Kian going after JLH knowing Dick was fucking her? Do they normally share women? If not is it normal for Kian to ask a mother may I note from Daddy Dax before he can use his PP? Why is Dick still with 80's girl knowing she secretly records him and sends out recordings? This is all very Maddox tier shit. These are the entertaining questions that people could be asking but instead it's getting railroaded into Dick getting out infront of it and trying to make it about "oh boy so embarrassed I slept with 2 women at one guys. Talk about 1st place chad problems. Oh man, hey Ralph and co look at all these ho's that be mad guys. You should make fun of them with me to feel cool and validated".

I get why people aren't picking up on some of this shit quicker. You gotta read it more than just skimming it and JLH's leaks are more or less an depressed livejournal post, people who didn't tune in to the show for the past couple years have no clue who the fuck Kian is and why he matters, a normie don't know a lot of the stuff Dick's condemned people for publicly but is trying to pretend is totally Chad Alpha when he gets caught doing it.

But it annoys me so many Dick's white knights are trying to pass it off as a nothing burger that is soooooo boring, At the same time they also wanna pass it off as a massive breach of Dick's private life (in a way it kinda is) and report JLH to medium and have all her shit taken down and were publicly cheering the flaggotry. Now that Mister Memeokur says being a flaggot and false flagging isn't cool, use the Mundane Matt defense of "people who hate me are doing it and pretending its me to make me look like not an Alpha Chad"
Trust, but verify is the best way to go when dealing with shit like this. Please provide a link to each point that you made, because you're making some pretty serious allegations.
 
There is no relationship between Corey Barnhill (pedophile, liar) and Dax. If he's lied to me about this, I'll deal with that when the time comes. However, for now, there is no reason for me to believe that Corey Barnhill (pedophile, liar) is not lying.

Prepare to face the truth soon then. Dick has a relationship with the Pedo. Its clear as day.
 
Things in the JLH leaks that come to light that no one is talking about because everyone is too busy spazing over internet buzzwords like simp:

* 80's Girl (Marie) secretly recorded Dick fighting with Kian (his friend who is also his show lawyer) because Kian was going to make a move on JLH.
* Dick throws 80's girl out of the house, screams at her and berates her all the time even though she is mentally ill and over all treats her like shit.
* 80's Girl doesn't want to have threeways, she does it because he dying uterus hopes if she does slut tricks enough eventually Dick will magically want to get married and have a kid.
* Dick admits he pretty much only uses people to get what he wants. He pretends that with Jamie it was something more deep and special but by his own admission he was getting what he wanted and lying.
* Dick feeds people drugs to keep them around especially if he knows they have substance abuse issues (80's Girl has a DUI)
* While he doesn't do this publicly, everyone IRL knows and doesn't say anything because Dick pulls a Maddox if anyone tells him anything

What I wanna know is why is Kian going after JLH knowing Dick was fucking her? Do they normally share women? If not is it normal for Kian to ask a mother may I note from Daddy Dax before he can use his PP? Why is Dick still with 80's girl knowing she secretly records him and sends out recordings? This is all very Maddox tier shit. These are the entertaining questions that people could be asking but instead it's getting railroaded into Dick getting out infront of it and trying to make it about "oh boy so embarrassed I slept with 2 women at one guys. Talk about 1st place chad problems. Oh man, hey Ralph and co look at all these ho's that be mad guys. You should make fun of them with me to feel cool and validated".

I get why people aren't picking up on some of this shit quicker. You gotta read it more than just skimming it and JLH's leaks are more or less an depressed livejournal post, people who didn't tune in to the show for the past couple years have no clue who the fuck Kian is and why he matters, a normie don't know a lot of the stuff Dick's condemned people for publicly but is trying to pretend is totally Chad Alpha when he gets caught doing it.

But it annoys me so many Dick's white knights are trying to pass it off as a nothing burger that is soooooo boring, At the same time they also wanna pass it off as a massive breach of Dick's private life (in a way it kinda is) and report JLH to medium and have all her shit taken down and were publicly cheering the flaggotry. Now that Mister Memeokur says being a flaggot and false flagging isn't cool, use the Mundane Matt defense of "people who hate me are doing it and pretending its me to make me look like not an Alpha Chad"

EDIT:
Dunno if the full article is available to read on this thread but here ya go, the uncensored mirror. The article is seperate from the google drive link with the text messages, and the emails from Marie are 80's girl.

Any pics of 80s girl out there? She's obviously crazy, so maybe at least she's hot?
 
Fair point, I guess. I realise I'm not going to change people's minds, I just thought I'd give my thoughts on it.
the problem is you're a fanboy and don't know jack shit. if you decided to give your two cents 3 days from now instead of today you would be saying "Zoom is a cool guy, anyone calling hima pedo is an idiot, dick says he's trustworthy, funny, and cool. zoom is basically dick:the next generation" and you would be repeating that ad nausem because you dont know whats going on.
 
Things in the JLH leaks that come to light that no one is talking about because everyone is too busy spazing over internet buzzwords like simp:

* 80's Girl (Marie) secretly recorded Dick fighting with Kian (his friend who is also his show lawyer) because Kian was going to make a move on JLH.
* Dick throws 80's girl out of the house, screams at her and berates her all the time even though she is mentally ill and over all treats her like shit.
* 80's Girl doesn't want to have threeways, she does it because he dying uterus hopes if she does slut tricks enough eventually Dick will magically want to get married and have a kid.
* Dick admits he pretty much only uses people to get what he wants. He pretends that with Jamie it was something more deep and special but by his own admission he was getting what he wanted and lying.
* Dick feeds people drugs to keep them around especially if he knows they have substance abuse issues (80's Girl has a DUI)
* While he doesn't do this publicly, everyone IRL knows and doesn't say anything because Dick pulls a Maddox if anyone tells him anything

What I wanna know is why is Kian going after JLH knowing Dick was fucking her? Do they normally share women? If not is it normal for Kian to ask a mother may I note from Daddy Dax before he can use his PP? Why is Dick still with 80's girl knowing she secretly records him and sends out recordings? This is all very Maddox tier shit. These are the entertaining questions that people could be asking but instead it's getting railroaded into Dick getting out infront of it and trying to make it about "oh boy so embarrassed I slept with 2 women at one guys. Talk about 1st place chad problems. Oh man, hey Ralph and co look at all these ho's that be mad guys. You should make fun of them with me to feel cool and validated".

I get why people aren't picking up on some of this shit quicker. You gotta read it more than just skimming it and JLH's leaks are more or less an depressed livejournal post, people who didn't tune in to the show for the past couple years have no clue who the fuck Kian is and why he matters, a normie don't know a lot of the stuff Dick's condemned people for publicly but is trying to pretend is totally Chad Alpha when he gets caught doing it.

But it annoys me so many Dick's white knights are trying to pass it off as a nothing burger that is soooooo boring, At the same time they also wanna pass it off as a massive breach of Dick's private life (in a way it kinda is) and report JLH to medium and have all her shit taken down and were publicly cheering the flaggotry. Now that Mister Memeokur says being a flaggot and false flagging isn't cool, use the Mundane Matt defense of "people who hate me are doing it and pretending its me to make me look like not an Alpha Chad"

EDIT:
Dunno if the full article is available to read on this thread but here ya go, the uncensored mirror. The article is seperate from the google drive link with the text messages, and the emails from Marie are 80's girl.
Fair point. Like I said earlier, I'm not going to defend Dick cheating on his girlfriend because I think that's a fucked thing to do. I actually didn't realise that shit with Kian, so thanks for bringing it to my attention. I guess I understand (and kind of, in a way, respect) Dick's ability to try and play things off in an interesting way and bounce back at people. And from a bloodsports perspective that certainly makes things interesting.
 
Any pics of 80s girl out there? She's obviously crazy, so maybe at least she's hot?

Nah. She's a dog face.

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Fair point, I guess. I realise I'm not going to change people's minds, I just thought I'd give my thoughts on it.
Thanks for offering, I can read Dick's paypigs thoughts on reddit any time I like
What makes me curious, is why do you give Ralph money? You know he's only going to use it to further bully his liver right?
 
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