Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[OwO What's This?]

I just assume everyone that lives in LA is a failed actor at this point

 

[Exbein]

If I get this right, this trashfire is all about ethics in your youtube entertainers?? like people want their entertainers to be squeaky clean?

 

[Love Machine]

Fellas, it's simple. We just have to force feed PPP a steady diet of steroids, and "protein shakes", to help ensure his victory.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

PPP is built like a tower while Ralph is built like a balloon. Ralph's daily nutritional intake consists of Maker's Mark while PPP's is high protein mcnuggies. No way Ralph could defeat him.

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Isn't PPP like 6'3" or something, whereas Ralph is what 5'1"? Unless Ralph was really good at fighting or PPP is a complete pussy- which is possible - then PPP has size and youth on his side, I would probably even say he was healthier too - given Ralph's drinking problem. Assuming they both train, PPP is going to find this easier being younger and lacking the history of substance abuse. Plus, depending on the time-frame I would question whether Ralph could maintain such a routine as he seems to yoyo in and out of trying to fix his problems, before reverting back to getting shit faced on stream.

You can never say for sure on these things, maybe being a drunken redneck will give Ralph some tard strength, but I am having a real hard time seeing how Ethan wins this fight.

 

[frozenrunner]

@frozenrunner

how do you feel about Dick being friends with pedos? And how would you react if NP2 turned out to be an elaborate joke?

Why would anyone care who Dick is friends with (whatever "friends" means) according to random people on the internet? "Guilt by association" is bullshit anyway no matter who we're talking about and no matter how upset you are by the details. I don't know who Zoom is (beyond the name) and don't care.

(You can keep any "education" on the details of the drama to yourself. Hell, I watch Roman Polanski films and don't apologize for it.)

If Dick is breaking the law with his platform, someone should prove it. Then it will be a fact instead of breathless internet gossip.

 

[Stasi]

security expert

Do we actually know if he is anything other than a larping neet on government gibs?

I might be mistaken but I vaguely remember during the stream.me implosion people contacting the companies on his linkedin profile and they had no idea who the fuck zoom was.

 

[Sped Xing]

Fellas, it's simple. We just have to force feed PPP a steady diet of steroids, and "protein shakes", to help ensure his victory.

I for one want to see what either side can do with these blobs with the miracle of science. It will be months before the fight can happen. Plenty of time to destroy their testes with anabolic steroids and two-week fasting sessions.

 

[Several Goats]

Isn't PPP like 6'3" or something, whereas Ralph is what 5'1"? Unless Ralph was really good at fighting or PPP is a complete pussy- which is possible - then PPP has size and youth on his side, I would probably even say he was healthier too - given Ralph's drinking problem. Assuming they both train PPP is going to find this easier being younger.

You can never say for sure, maybe being a drunken redneck will give Ralph some tard strength but I am having a real hard time seeing how Ethan wins this fight.

Ralph's body is 65 in makers mark years

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I think if PPP and Ralph fight the power of the Lord and righteousness will ensure PPP's victory as David defeated Guntliath in Samuel 1:17

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliath#Biblical_account

David and Goliath confront each other, Goliath with his armor and javelin, David with his staff and sling. "The Philistine cursed David by his gods", but David replies: "This day the Lord will deliver you into my hand, and I will strike you down; and I will give the dead bodies of the host of the Philistines this day to the birds of the air and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a God in Israel, and that all this assembly may know that God saves not with sword and spear; for the battle is God's, and he will give you into our hand."

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Things in the JLH leaks that come to light that no one is talking about because everyone is too busy spazing over internet buzzwords like simp:

* 80's Girl (Marie) secretly recorded Dick fighting with Kian (his friend who is also his show lawyer) because Kian was going to make a move on JLH.
* Dick throws 80's girl out of the house, screams at her and berates her all the time even though she is mentally ill and over all treats her like shit.
* 80's Girl doesn't want to have threeways, she does it because he dying uterus hopes if she does slut tricks enough eventually Dick will magically want to get married and have a kid.
* Dick admits he pretty much only uses people to get what he wants. He pretends that with Jamie it was something more deep and special but by his own admission he was getting what he wanted and lying.
* Dick feeds people drugs to keep them around especially if he knows they have substance abuse issues (80's Girl has a DUI)
* While he doesn't do this publicly, everyone IRL knows and doesn't say anything because Dick pulls a Maddox if anyone tells him anything

What I wanna know is why is Kian going after JLH knowing Dick was fucking her? Do they normally share women? If not is it normal for Kian to ask a mother may I note from Daddy Dax before he can use his PP? Why is Dick still with 80's girl knowing she secretly records him and sends out recordings? This is all very Maddox tier shit. These are the entertaining questions that people could be asking but instead it's getting railroaded into Dick getting out infront of it and trying to make it about "oh boy so embarrassed I slept with 2 women at one guys. Talk about 1st place chad problems. Oh man, hey Ralph and co look at all these ho's that be mad guys. You should make fun of them with me to feel cool and validated".

I get why people aren't picking up on some of this shit quicker. You gotta read it more than just skimming it and JLH's leaks are more or less an depressed livejournal post, people who didn't tune in to the show for the past couple years have no clue who the fuck Kian is and why he matters, a normie don't know a lot of the stuff Dick's condemned people for publicly but is trying to pretend is totally Chad Alpha when he gets caught doing it.

But it annoys me so many Dick's white knights are trying to pass it off as a nothing burger that is soooooo boring, At the same time they also wanna pass it off as a massive breach of Dick's private life (in a way it kinda is) and report JLH to medium and have all her shit taken down and were publicly cheering the flaggotry. Now that Mister Memeokur says being a flaggot and false flagging isn't cool, use the Mundane Matt defense of "people who hate me are doing it and pretending its me to make me look like not an Alpha Chad"

EDIT:
Dunno if the full article is available to read on this thread but here ya go, the uncensored mirror. The article is seperate from the google drive link with the text messages, and the emails from Marie are 80's girl.

I agree. Most people involved likely didn’t read the Medium post. Having said that, receipts are needed to verify. JLH comes across like a jilted lover who would go back to that arrangement in a minute if Dick cooed sweet nothings in her ear.

Tell alls from scorned lovers are going to need proof. I can believe Marie doing a bunch of shit she doesn’t want to do in hopes of Dick putting a ring on that; it would be consistent with every thot who is now in their mid 30s and realizes she has nothing to show for all the parties she went to and all the dicks she sucked. Everything else seems less and less likely.

Clearly it struck a nerve in Dick because he’s still sperging out about it a week later. All the guntguarding isn’t going to hide the fact that a middle aged man who LARPs as the homecoming king is getting pretty tired and pathetic at this point. This explains why The Dick Show hasn’t been entertaining in a while.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Is anyone really surprised that a failed actor who lives in LA and starts shouting about he 'FUCKS TWO WOMEN IN BARBIE'S DREAM HOUSE ON A PILE OF MONEY' when people question him is a scumbag?

If these were random nobodies, no I wouldn't be. But like with all this crap if you don't have context you don't know WTF is happening.
Dick and Jamie were friends for 10+ years according to them on the show. It's not like some random news babe (since it's known Dick uses the news babe segment as a dating service for him and his friends) he hooked up with one night or a random no body or some UCB associate. He really did fuck over a close friend.

It's also not like JLH is some forced THOT no one liked but Dick kept cramming down peoples throats like he does now a days, she would hang out with the community and people actively did liked her a lot. The joke is that she was the 2nd best news babe.

And yeah, this is all kinda private and stuff but it really shows how Dick treats someone who is supposed to be a close friend and major part of the show if he wants something and the childish ways he lashes out. It also may explain why so many people who used to be show regulars have distanced themselves from all things TDS.

 

[Zodomy]

So wait, do I understand this correctly? The Biggest Problem in the Universe crashed because of THIS? Jesus Christ. I now have less respect for both, Dick and Maddox.

It goes with the "mansion"...

 

[welcome2hell]

Clearly it struck a nerve in Dick because he’s still sperging out about it a week later. All the guntguarding isn’t going to hide the fact that a middle aged man who LARPs as the homecoming king is getting pretty tired and pathetic at this point.

How old is Dick now? Imagine being his age and spending all your time either bragging about parties you've had or whining about Maddox and other gay personal drama.

 

[Gangster Talk]

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The gunt thinks his 4' 11" 500 pound alchoholic ass could take on PPP

For those who missed PPP's wrestling promo, it really gives a glimpse of him at peak performance.

I hope it's not just shtick. These two should unironically fight to the death or to the prison rape.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Well this thing has too much autism involved to be critically examined but for those of us reading between the lines its a color-shift replica of the gay forum politics that I've seen online since the late 90s. It doesn't have to be some grand conspiracy this is just the kind of bullshit that's been plaguing the internet since time immemorial.

Dick the fat divorcee "forum mom" is getting every horny teenager coming out in her defence. Some of the horny teenagers even get mad that her detractors even get platformed and start taking bets that the platformers will be disrespecting forum mom and leaving the forum. No one seems to care how unfounded this is and how believing in it is clearly a product of massive asspain. It's gay as shit but no one calls it out cause <3 forum mom. Forum mom sees a critical post and screenshots it not giving the OP right of reply. For any other user this would get called out for it's absolute flagrance but not forum mom. No amount of faggy behaviour will make her susceptible to critique. Other low level individuals see forum mom damsel-in-distressing over critical posts and immediately start making up lies on a back channel nobody goes to while refusing to provide receipts. People constantly asking for receipts in respect to forum mom are silent about this. Even when forum mom is seen to be PMing the forum ne'erdowell no one seems to bat an eye or lose any trust for her.

This is a story I've seen so many times its not funny and it always ends the same way. The forum loses its vibe completely and becomes stagnant pool of water full of parasites and disease. For a no-clubber like myself this is just disgusting. It's 2001 all over again and everyone's tripping over themselves to get in the good graces of a fat cat hoarder on a metal message board who doesn't even like metal. Truly the internet never changes.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

If I get this right, this trashfire is all about ethics in your youtube entertainers?? like people want their entertainers to be squeaky clean?

Well, if you listened to PPP and Leo tell Jim about it, yes

 

[Perspicacity]

For those who missed PPP's wrestling promo, it really gives a glimpse of him at peak performance.

I hope it's not just shtick. These two should unironically fight to the death or to the prison rape.

PPP deserves his revenge and Ralph deserves what's coming to him. Destruction of the disgusting gunt, for all the people he's ruined and harassed. His day of reckoning has come!

 

[PREACHERGOKU]

PPP is a fat faggot and I hope he kills Ralph in their trash fight.

 

[instythot]

True, and I'm not going to dispute the principles of the "grifting".
At least I can avoid these streams when it gets annoying. But this? This can infest any and every stream from now on, like that stupid beef between EVS and that DougTen-something which manages to reappear when one of the two is mentioned.
I just want for the autistic fallout to be contained to one stream, nothing more.
I just want to enjoy something without being exposed to a neverending blizzard of stupidity.
And of course I will be disappointed.

All it would have taken for you to get your wish was Dax Herrera, alleged stand-up comedian and man who makes his living online, to recognize a troll and stop reacting.

Honestly, I don't think Dax will ever agree to another stream with unscreened callers again. The best thing to realistically hope for is that Nick has finally learned to SHUT IT DOWN as soon as he even hears the name Zoom from now on

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I agree. Most people involved likely didn’t read the Medium post. Having said that, receipts are needed to verify. JLH comes across like a jilted lover who would go back to that arrangement in a minute if Dick cooed sweet nothings in her ear.

Tell alls from scorned lovers are going to need proof. I can believe Marie doing a bunch of shit she doesn’t want to do in hopes of Dick putting a ring on that; it would be consistent with every thot who is now in their mid 30s and realizes she has nothing to show for all the parties she went to and all the dicks she sucked. Everything else seems less and less likely.

Clearly it struck a nerve in Dick because he’s still sperging out about it a week later. All the guntguarding isn’t going to hide the fact that a middle aged man who LARPs as the homecoming king is getting pretty tired and pathetic at this point. This explains why The Dick Show hasn’t been entertaining in a while.

Bingo. Part of the problem with this is anyone who tries to press on anything real gets railroaded and herded into the "Muh alpha chad 2 chicks" conversation.

Both sides of this trash fire muddy the waters and have made it clear they care about the perception more than the truth. I kinda would like people to start digging into the actual meat of this to see whats what. The way it looks a head of time though.... yeah, I think its all pretty legit even if distorted by woman feelings. I highly doubt JLH popped up years after not being talked about and dating someone else to make up fake emails and texts. A lot of the stuff she describes lines up with times lines and stuff "insiders" were leaking. Dick in his Alpha chad moments of Slamming that stupid bitch JLH for daring to ever speak about him admitted some of the stuff is true, like the female drug dealer who cut ties with Dick cause he creeped on her.

I believe there is another side to this but I don't think Jamie is just making up fake news. The other side that Dick chose to tell was "I AM LE ALPHA CHAD REDDIT! HATE THE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE SO PEOPLE LOVE ME!"