Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
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Null said:
predictably he's throwing leo under the bus as a scapegoat

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The 3rd and 4th man stuff is hillarious to me. It reminds me of some hybrid mix of WWE and Anime of retarded hype. Then the 3rd man being Ethan Ralphs dad who faked his own death to give his son insurance money.... :story: :wow:
 
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Too Many Catgirls said:
I'm just going to wait for Jim's video.
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>waiting for jim's video
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Elric of Melnibone said:
The part where PPP successfully derailed Nick Rekietas stream for almost 2 hours and made dick so fucking mad he was trying to eat his mic. Which as a side note to anyone asking how PPP won, its simple really. He managed to force his way onto the stream, he did everything that he knew was against Nicks rules, and he took control of the stream. It was the funniest shit ever, and at the end Drexel was the only one on that stream that knew what had happened, calling Dick and Nick fools. Anyways, other than that your summery is spot on.
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I think this comment has taught me there is no God, and reality must be nothing more than my own delusional nightmare I can't escape from; it's pretty clear we must not have watched the same video of a screeching harpy admit to being a 400 lbs virgin through personal choice.
 
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In the chat Godwinson said it was his fourth take and his prior video showed him downing four shots of vodka. I think he was probably hungover lol. I'd be interested to see how the Gunt takes this, I think tha they went with shit talking his dead dad to make Ralph feel like he has to respond.

I think that it would have been more hype if Kraut was the third man. Although maybe he is reticent to fully commit to dancing on the grave of Ralphs dead dad because it's not a good look lmao
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
Why would anyone want to? This shit is fucking hilarious. PPP is the best troll ever.

"You seem these same fucking shills for Masterson over and over again in these threads. Coming in with inorganic posting. Coming in with garbage. Endless posts about how I'm fat. If you've seen some of the pictures posted on Kiwi Farms of me do you think I'm ashamed of my body and who I am? Or does it seem as how I'm very proud of who I am? Very secure in who I am and of my masculinity. To the point where I can cut a promo about raping another man's ass and still be masculine. And still not lose crisis in the fact that I'm straight. And I'm doing this to this man to punish him . Because he has inflicted such great sin upon the world that only a righteous judge and punisher like myself can finish him and give him the justice he deserves. And I will. Ethan Ralph has crossed all the lines and so all the lines will be crossed with him. He thinks he's safe. That his family's safe. Or that his property is safe. When he comes after me and all that I have. It's prison rules now, Ralph. It's prison rules."

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This guy got really fucking high one day and watched Iron Man 3, and now he thinks he is the Mandarin. And for a brief moment, he starts to pull it off. Then the autism kicks in and ruins it, just like his autism ruins everything in his life.

I give him an A+ for effort on his trolling, though his execution needs a lot of work.

It's prison rules now fellow farmers, prison rules.
 
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Null said:
video was very low energy. godwinson felt deflated and like he was on half his normal speed. PPP was in chat saying he refused to talk to me because it 'made me seethe' when he's been avoiding me since the moment they started this up. closed out when they started talking about ralph's dad.
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Getting sleepy guys.
 
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Null said:
video was very low energy. godwinson felt deflated and like he was on half his normal speed. PPP was in chat saying he refused to talk to me because it 'made me seethe' when he's been avoiding me since the moment they started this up. closed out when they started talking about ralph's dad.
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He drank a lot of alcohol earlier in the morning and that was the 4th take where he'd been chainsmoking cigarettes. The room was cloudy from all the cigarette smoke. PPP & Godwinson are extremely busy with behind the scenes work, ok? Look at the video that he posted before. He did 4 shots of vodka.

Wait . . . hold on . . .

4 SHOTS OF VODKA, 4 SCHIZO TAKES, 4 DAYS OF PURE KINO . . . THE THIRD MAN IS ACTUALLY THE FOURTH . . .

There is a cabal of e-celebs that are covering up something big here. 🔎
 
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