Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Theodorus]

Because they thought they were talking to an exceptional individual

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You can't seriously think this is a 'trolling tactic'

That's a very handsome picture of Dax Herrera

 

[ClipBitch]

It just wont stop.

 

[Unog]

Dax is a fat balding mexican.

"I was just pretending to be a massive pansy-assed faggot! It was all to get the pussy guys!"

 

[Captain Manning]

Reads through the medium article and some of the texts, spends a lot of time speculating that Dick can't get with women who aren't drugged up

Zoom should talk. Zoom isn't interested in women. He likes 'em younger than what's legally permissable.

I'm not even defending Dick here. That's just a fact.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

"I was just pretending to be a massive pansy-assed faggot! It was all to get the pussy guys!"

Ok?

I'm glad you agree that the arguement of "I was only pretending to be retarded" is stupid. Its as dumb as saying you were 'only pretending to be a pedophile'

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Can someone give me the TL;DR from around page 229 to here?

The would-be new kings of IBS devolved into pushing weird conspiracy theories about NP2, and have been flailing about ever since Daddy Jim came on for a 2 hour stream and was thoroughly unimpressed by their claims. Zoom is actively feeding these internet rumors because he has the tech credentials to make what he says sound convincing, and he likes to make trashfires go on as long as possible.

PPP's new gay christian furry buddy thinks this needs a video made about it because GamerGate was the 9/11 of the internet.

 

[Tukadu]

It just wont stop.

Krauts art making the rounds I see, truly a talented german.

 

[Unog]

Ok?

I'm glad you agree that the arguement of "I was only pretending to be exceptional" is stupid. Its as dumb as saying you were 'only pretending to be a pedophile'

It's as dumb as bringing a guy on after he loudly and publicly fucked three of your associates, or spreading your asshole on camera to try and get a stream taken down.

Or being smart enough to be a lawyer, yet bringing on a guy who's publicly fucked you and two associates previously in a desperate bid to save face.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

It's as dumb as bringing a guy on after he loudly and publicly fucked three of your associates, or spreading your asshole on camera to try and get a stream taken down.

Or being smart enough to be a lawyer, yet bringing on a guy who's publicly fucked you and two associates previously in a desperate bid to save face.

Lawyers aren't smart.

 

[Unog]

Lawyers aren't smart.

The one I was talking about sure isn't.

 

[Physics Ninja]

The one I was talking about sure isn't.

In his entire internet career, has he been right about anything?

 

[Arcturus]

Why bring up his dad if they're just trolling? Seems personal at this stage.

Probably because Ralph's dad magically came back to life to suddenly die again. Ralph has for sure lied about his dad dying at least once. Unless there's something we don't know and his dad can just come back from the dead only to die again when Ralph needs sympathy/money.

Also anyone who is calling this clout chasing is silly. PPP obviously doesn't give a fuck. His channel got nuked and instead of spending a 3 hour stream just crying over it he moved on and kept doing the same shit while laughing about the flagging. I really do believe he just wants to have fun and entertain, subscriber counts be damned. I think we're all just too used to people like Ralph that are genuinely concerned with their numbers.

 

[Tukadu]

Can someone give me the TL;DR from around page 229 to here?

Seeing everyone is trying to spin, i'll try and give a neutral summary.

-The fight between Ralph and PPP seems to be on so long godwinson is serious about putting down 5k for Ralph's fee.
-Dick had a stream where he talked about some other people doing cringe shit, Josh talked about immigration and voting patterns while the chat was being heavily moderated as it tried to troll Dick.
-Zoom is still trying to fuck with Dick, why I don't know.

The most interesting thing to happen while you were away is probably the dick stream and how badly he's been taking the current drama. All in all you didn't miss much.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

It's funny to me that after all the groveling Dick did before Zoom last night that Zoom is still trying to fuck with Dick today. I don't get why Dick is still clinging to friendship with Zoom after getting fucked with three times now in the past few days.

Zoom used to go for low blows against tonka and he did it with extreme autistic dedication. if I can remember correctly he was the guy that found out a bunch of shit about Tonka like his name, that shit about his dad, tax issues, parent's place of employment so they could call them to fuck with them etc., basically he fucked with Ralph's enemies and brought a shitload of content for the killstream and andy warski's streams. at that point he was like a golden goose for them while acting like a yesman to ralph, this is the last time Dick heard about him in detail. let's also not forget that after Zoom betrayed the gunt that he was still acting like a friend to Andy warksi, who stupidly kept him around until zoom betrayed him too.

Dick is trying to simp for Zoom so he can harness his malicious sociopathic pedophillic autism for content, like Ralph did during the tonka days.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

What was the thing about the pigs? O.o

Isn't this the notion that then 8chan owner Jim Watkins was a psycho with a pig farm and may at some point feed his enemies to pigs?

Note Jim if you're reading this I'm sure it's not true. Also, I'll probably give your pigs indigestion.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

It just wont stop.

Why does it sound like he is constantly on the verge of crying?

 

[awardedpie]

Why does it sound like he is constantly on the verge of crying?

Yeah not even 5 seconds in and he looks like he's trying to hold back a sob or two. Why are britbongs like that?

 

[Theodorus]

Why does it sound like he is constantly on the verge of crying?

Them brits are soft. Real soft. I wouldn't recommend talking to them...ever.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Godwinson's shtick is so cringe. I can barely stand his ultra emphasized accent. Stop trying to so hard yikes.

 

[Twinkie]

Also, nothing he said was funny or interesting and all I care about is Funny and Interesting. All the rest of it is just whining and slapfighting over x.

I dunno, Ppp saying he was going to make Ralph slurp his gunt grease, break Ralph's neck and then shit in his hospital food/molest Ralph in his hospital bed as he lie there paralyzed was pretty funny, funnier than anything Dick has said since, ever? Ppp being a retard just makes it funnier

Btw I dont understand why self-hating fatties like @Sheryl Nome can enjoy Nick & Dick for the idiotic shit show they are, but anyone who gets a kick out of Ppp/Godwinson must be an idiot who is taking them seriously?