šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Zoom stream about ppp fight and look who is in chat....

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White Devil's Advocate said:
Been trying to catch up on this thread. I watched the PPP/Nick/Masterson stream, omg lol. And my personal favorite moment happens at 40:00 where Nick asks two of the most obscenely stupid things I've ever heard any human being much less a "lawyer" ask.

1) "You think Ralph is stupid?"

Short answer for Nick: YES! We all think he's cataclysmically stupid. This isn't just PPP saying this. This isn't up for debate.
BTW great friend you are to Ralph for letting the pedo who keyed his fucking car with a good ole " I don't care that Zoom keyed Ralphs car." Friend's like these huh ralph?

2) " You think alcoholism directly affects intelligence?ā€½"

Another short answer for the ambulance chaser: FUCK YES! The entirety of humanity's relationship with alcohol is absolute irrefutable proof of this. Fuck practicing law, you should stop practicing life Nick if you're going to be this willfully stupid.

Now I don't care about this guy one way or the other, but judging by his performance on that stream, I wouldn't come to him to get me out of a traffic ticket for fear that it would turn into a murder trial and I'd end up on death row.
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I almost lost my shit when he said that he thinks Ralph is smart despite a few incidents of autistic spergery. It's like he almost never watches anything Ralph has ever done.
 
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Physics Ninja said:
What's the obsession with fighting in Knoxville?
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Muh mma ring and greed. Idk what their deal is with ruining a sport others enjoy. I don't think people who have been wanting to attend an event want to see two fat spergs duke it out for 5 minutes before one has a cardiac arrest
 
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Drumr828 released a video about the "Stream Wars" between all these different channels/people, 6 hours ago
Everybody took this so personally. Their hate boners for eachother didnt do them any favours.
 
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johnisdeer said:
It's like darksouls, were stuck in the gay ops ibs drama cycle until someone throws themselves on the bonfire at knocksville.
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The flow of julay is convoluted, with cows months old coming in and out of streams. The various chats and spergouts shift and obscure. Thereā€™s no telling how much longer you can shitpost on one thread only to find yourself in another one.
 
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Niggernerd said:
If we compare it to DS2 Ralph would be that fat demon at the windmill that's only attacks are rolling and trying to eat the character.
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Instead of the poison surrounding its lair, it's makers mark and fat grease. Would dick be the old iron king? king of his domain until it succumb to flame and infighting. now a withered husk of the old king remains still trying to protect his kingdom.
 
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johnisdeer said:
Instead of the poison surrounding its lair, it's makers mark and fat grease. Would dick be the old iron king? king of his domain until it succumb to flame and infighting. now a withered husk of the old king remains still trying to protect his kingdom.
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He lives in a shiny iron keep under Drangleic, fucking 2 hot Alonne knights.
He was the Iron king in highschool
 
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