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I just wanted to point out that it is not uncommon that the way you account your income and assets for the tax authorities and the "actual" numbers might differ without you doing any fraud etc. Of course, for such a complicated business like Burnell Productions this shouldn't be that big of a difference...
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I own a small business. Here's an example of my expenses:
Vehicle repairs and maintenance
Insurance on vehicles
Fuel
Liability insurance
Inventory
Advertising
Payroll
Percentage of electric
Percentage of property taxes
Percentage of house for office
Percentage of internet
Business phone

Here are Phail's:
Percentage of electric
Percentage of mortgage
Percentage of house for office
Percentage of property taxes
Business internet

My business expenses are not near 5k/mo
 
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What I don't understand is why the IRS hasn't audited him yet? He's committing every faux-pas that you could possibly imagine when it comes to his "business:" he doesn't separate business expenses and personal expenses; he doesn't have a business bank account; he's not filing a K-1 form to show his gross/ net/ operating incomes; he doesn't have a salary but simply collects money via donations hence making his whole process of generating money shady as fuck; he has no liabilities that a normal business would have (insurance, GRC-related costs, worker's comp, etc); he has no business license. He's literally operating in a fucking black hole and is for sure under-reporting his income.

The only reason I can imagine why the IRS hasn't come after him is that the amount of money he makes isn't significant enough for them to spend the necessary manpower to unearth what he's been hiding. I've read about people making less than Phil and getting fucked by the IRS so I'm not sure about their methodology to start auditing people; I've often read that a lot of audits happen due to people snitching on others but not sure how much credence there is to that assumption.

At the end of the day, his pigroach luck really has made him impervious to truly ever having to pay for being a scumbag but the trade-off to live the life that he has is not worth it: no upward mobility as Phil will be in the same place he is today in probably 10-15 years if the vortex of autism that circles around him keeps giving him the notoriety that he has until one day people stop pay attention to him and people gradually walk away.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
I own a small business. Here's an example of my expenses:
Vehicle repairs and maintenance
Insurance on vehicles
Fuel
Liability insurance
Inventory
Advertising
Payroll
Percentage of electric
Percentage of property taxes
Percentage of house for office
Percentage of internet
Business phone

Here are Phail's:
Percentage of electric
Percentage of mortgage
Percentage of house for office
Percentage of property taxes
Business internet
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uh WRONG you nudnik!!! He claims his full mortgage and home and taxes and electric as part of the business. He works FULL TIME so that means 100% deductions.
 
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it really is impossible to watch a phil stream and not just drop into a fucking rant
"the game just expects you to FIND it on your own with no waypoint... yes it expects you to walk around with no direction"
how fucking dare the quest expect you read and understand it to get proper directions. i was really hoping this, sits and waits for instructions was just exaggeration but jesus christ
 
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AlopeciaSydePhil is almost as horrifying as regular Phil.
 
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The ebony one seems to have been related to a quest he was on to find raw ebony, so that was probably not a troll. The ones the other night, though, definitely were, and represented like $30 out of $100.
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Fun fact: the tips goal wasn't actually met. He ended up with $102, but he messed up the count during the first part of the stream, entering "$21" after getting a $1 tip when the count was at $11. No additional tips came in before this:


















Total at the end of the stream, which should've been $9 lower:

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So yeah, the vest streak is now a charade. Of course it has been from the start, but now it's official.
 
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Comma said:
Fun fact: the tips goal wasn't actually met. He ended up with $102, but he messed up the count during the first part of the stream, entering "$21" after getting a $1 tip when the count was at $11. No additional tips came in before this:

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Total at the end of the stream, which should've been $9 lower:

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So yeah, the vest streak is now a charade. Of course it has been from the start, but now it's official.
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Didn't he get it during the tooie stream or does he count it for each stream like the greedy pig he is?
 
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Didn't he get it during the tooie stream or does he count it for each stream like the greedy pig he is?
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He treats each stream independently. A $200 tip in day stream won't count into the night stream.
Hell, this dude could get a $1 million tip on the day stream and $0 on the night stream and still complain about how slow the night stream is
 
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Comma said:
Fun fact: the tips goal wasn't actually met. He ended up with $102, but he messed up the count during the first part of the stream, entering "$21" after getting a $1 tip when the count was at $11. No additional tips came in before this:

Total at the end of the stream, which should've been $9 lower:



So yeah, the vest streak is now a charade. Of course it has been from the start, but now it's official.
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it isn't really accurate on the best of days
 
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