Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Christ Cried]

I haven't had this much fun with autistic drama in the longest time. This was amazing

 

[GameDevAnon]

Or it's PPP throwing us off the trail once again.

I've given up trying to figure out what the fuck is happening. I'm just enjoying the ride.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Trust no one.

Also, you can't fucking throw up acid. More proof that Dick is just larping as a Cool dewd drug user to impress teenagers.

I've only ever done a low dose from a sugarcube so I'm admittedly not that hip either. Is it really only sublingual?

 

[MeltyTW]

I've given up trying to figure out what the fuck is happening. I'm just enjoying the ride.

Much like the mysterbox tv programs being emulated

Trust no one.

Also, you can't fucking throw up acid. More proof that Dick is just larping as a Cool dewd drug user to impress teenagers.

he should take pointers from andy, aka how real efamous drug users wind up

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I think I've figured out how the Op works but explaining it would ruin my fun.

Its an interesting strategy being pulled by Porky Princess Peanutbutter and Godwinson.

 

[Arcturus]

I've only ever done a low dose from a sugarcube so I'm admittedly not that hip either. Is it really only sublingual?

It dissolves on or under your tongue. It'd be like trying to puke up those warhead liquid candy drops.

 

[GameDevAnon]

I've only ever done a low dose from a sugarcube so I'm admittedly not that hip either. Is it really only sublingual?

Yeah, you can't throw up acid. Whoever said they did that is lying.
If it's on your tongue for longer than 30 seconds, it's absorbed into your system.

 

[Borzoi]

I've only ever done a low dose from a sugarcube so I'm admittedly not that hip either. Is it really only sublingual?

No you can swallow tabs but it would be stupid and ineffective to try throwing them up unless you did it very shortly after you swallowed them.

 

[Table Country]

I think I've figured out how the Op works but explaining it would ruin my fun.

Its an interesting strategy being pulled by Porky Princess Peanutbutter and Godwinson.

Based Re'tard and the Kino Pope win again

 

[Christ Cried]

I think I've figured out how the Op works but explaining it would ruin my fun.

Its an interesting strategy being pulled by Porky Princess Peanutbutter and Godwinson.

The key was the aliens stream. I think I've cracked it. Ralph's gunt is the alien overlord controlling the faction trying to corrupt the human spirit, while PPP is the incarnation of the good alien leader. He had to communicate this subtly so as not to overwhelm the audience. This is a battle for the very soul of mankind.

 

[Rotollo]

I think I've figured out how the Op works but explaining it would ruin my fun.

go on, theorizing is half the fun for this kayfabe shit

 

[Sheryl Nome]

The key was the aliens stream. I think I've cracked it. Ralph's gunt is the alien overlord controlling the faction trying to corrupt the human spirit, while PPP is the incarnation of the good alien leader. He had to communicate this subtly so as not to overwhelm the audience. This is a battle for the very soul of mankind.

You're in the same dimension of thought where I am

 

[2021Murder]

No you can swallow tabs but it would be stupid and ineffective to try throwing it up unless you did it very shortly after you swallowed them.

LOOK YOU MOTHERFUCKER, THE HOMECOMING KING WOULD NEVER LIE TO US, IM THE FORUM KING WHICH MEANS IF DONT WANT ME TO LOCK THIS THREAD AND MOVE IT TO FOOD YOU'RE GOING TO AGREE WITH THE DICK

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I got bored

 

[GameDevAnon]

No you can swallow tabs but it would be stupid and ineffective to try throwing them up unless you did it very shortly after you swallowed them.

If you swallowed a tab, there would be no point in throwing it up because you've already wasted it. Stomach acid will destroy it before it can absorb into your system.

 

[Crystal Golem]

The key was the aliens stream. I think I've cracked it. Ralph's gunt is the alien overlord controlling the faction trying to corrupt the human spirit, while PPP is the incarnation of the good alien leader. He had to communicate this subtly so as not to overwhelm the audience. This is a battle for the very soul of mankind.

Well that explains the gunt.

 

[Recoil]

No you can swallow tabs but it would be stupid and ineffective to try throwing them up unless you did it very shortly after you swallowed them.

Stomach acid will kill it on contact, so you'll only get a fraction of your dose that way have wasted the dose.
I think it's more likely that he's talking about a less socially acceptable drug and has switched out a few details at the last minute.

 

[2021Murder]

This entire forum was started by autists monitoring Chris-chan, only for this forum and its lolcows to be manipulated like we ourselves were chris-chan all along. Ethan is going to be in a singing competiton with Liquid Ralph by this time next week

 

[New to the autism]

I think I've figured out how the Op works but explaining it would ruin my fun.

Its an interesting strategy being pulled by Porky Princess Peanutbutter and Godwinson.

You had redeemed yourself for a split second with your previous post and immediately resorted back to the same old faggotry this failure is how i know you are actually a femoid.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Jesus, now there’s a cooking stream coming? Is mukbang next?