Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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he made this today

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"I turned dick Masterson into a lolcow"

No, Jesse, that's the problem. You had the material. You had the chance. The ball was in your hands. You could have ran with it all the way to the touchdown. But you didn't. You spilled your spaghetti everywhere and got punked out by faggot dick and the talking gunt. I hope the next thing Jesse makes is a 44 Calibur bullet through his brain. What an absolute faggot.

He thinks this is still about him and he doesn't even realize that PPP and Godwinson have completely stolen whatever attention and momentum he could have gotten. Ppp had like 600+ viewers on his stream earlier. That's at LEAST 570 MORE than Jesse's usual audience. Good fucking God, no wonder he's been doing this for 10+ years and has experienced ZERO growth. S
 
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Cousin Skeeter said:
"I turned dick Masterson into a lolcow"

No, Jesse, that's the problem. You had the material. You had the chance. The ball was in your hands. You could have ran with it all the way to the touchdown. But you didn't. You spilled your spaghetti everywhere and got punked out by faggot dick and the talking gunt. I hope the next thing Jesse makes is a 44 Calibur bullet through his brain. What an absolute faggot.

He thinks this is still about him and he doesn't even realize that PPP and Godwinson have completely stolen whatever attention and momentum he could have gotten. Ppp had like 600+ viewers on his stream earlier. That's at LEAST 570 MORE than Jesse's usual audience. Good fucking God, no wonder he's been doing this for 10+ years and has experienced ZERO growth. S
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I don't think it's about him but he definitely was a catalyst in all of this
 
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Cousin Skeeter said:
"I turned dick Masterson into a lolcow"

No, Jesse, that's the problem. You had the material. You had the chance. The ball was in your hands. You could have ran with it all the way to the touchdown. But you didn't. You spilled your spaghetti everywhere and got punked out by faggot dick and the talking gunt. I hope the next thing Jesse makes is a 44 Calibur bullet through his brain. What an absolute faggot.

He thinks this is still about him and he doesn't even realize that PPP and Godwinson have completely stolen whatever attention and momentum he could have gotten. Ppp had like 600+ viewers on his stream earlier. That's at LEAST 570 MORE than Jesse's usual audience. Good fucking God, no wonder he's been doing this for 10+ years and has experienced ZERO growth. S
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exactly! Jesse took this way to seriously. PPP and Godwinson are trolling at top teir autism level and they got some good hits on Dick at the same time. Dick's ego might be a little bruised but it was deserved in some ways. Not much harms gonna be done and its all funny as fuck.

The only issue is Zoom....
 
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zionlion1488 said:
I don't think it's about him but he definitely was a catalyst in all of this
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He set up the field goal for PPP and Godwinson when it should have been his goal to score. Everyone has mostly forgotten about him and he blatantly wanted attention, clout, and an audience. He has gotten none of these, and most likely lost some of what he had to the superior entertainers. It's an absolute embarrassment.

Also I know you read the forum Jesse, how does it feel to be upstaged and content cucked by a leaf and a limey?
 
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SuzukiToyota said:
exactly! Jesse took this way to seriously. PPP and Godwinson are trolling at top teir autism level and they got some good hits on Dick at the same time. Dick's ego might be a little bruised but it was deserved in some ways. Not much harms gonna be done and its all funny as fuck.
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Dick is literally not funny at all so I'm glad to see him get taken down a few pegs
 
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SuzukiToyota said:
exactly! Jesse took this way to seriously. PPP and Godwinson are trolling at top teir autism level and they got some good hits on Dick at the same time. Dick's ego might be a little bruised but it was deserved in some ways. Not much harms gonna be done and its all funny as fuck.
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Remember 72 hours ago when people like you said it was a nothing burger? we've moved all the way to "his ego got bruised a bit but its not too bad"
 
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Theodorus said:
Alright everybody Josh is okay with PPP now!


KIWI FARMS LOYALISTS YOU ARE FREE TO GIVE YOUR REAL OPINIONS NOW!
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Thank god I'm free

PPP is fat and thats gross but he made Dick lose his mind and that's fucking hilarious. Dick is an absolute idiot.

I feel bad for Nick in all this because I think he legitimately had no idea the amount of autism he was diving into and due to his friendship/fanboyism of Dick did some really, really regrettable shit and I hope he learns and grows from the experience

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Ralph BTFO'd
 
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Sheryl Nome said:
Thank god I'm free

PPP is fat and thats gross but he made Dick lose his mind and that's fucking hilarious. Dick is an absolute idiot.

I feel bad for Nick in all this because I think he legitimately had no idea the amount of autism he was diving into and due to his friendship/fanboyism of Dick did some really, really regrettable shit and I hope he learns and grows from the experience

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Nick knew who Zoom was and invited on his show. Don't feel bad for that faggot.
 
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