Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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"I defended you from Ralph when Ralph said you were a pedophile." You can't pull your puppetstrings with PPP, Jersh!
 
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Jester69 said:
"I defended you from Ralph when Ralph said you were a pedophile." You can't pull your puppetstrings with PPP, Jersh!
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His point was that there is a statistical chance I talk to pedophiles in the activities of my daily life when my point was I will not talk to or discuss anything with an unrepentant chomo who to this day spies on children as they sleep and change in their rooms.

GameDevAnon said:
The purse isn't 8K. Zoom already said he would match Godwinson's offer. So it would be up to approx. 14K now.
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>taking a pedophile's money
cringe
 
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So did PPP and @le0pirat3 ever drop the proof that Dick/Ethan flagged them down like they were hinting they had on Saturday?
 
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His point was that there is a statistical chance I talk to pedophiles in the activities of my daily life when my point was I will not talk to or discuss anything with an unrepentant chomo who to this day spies on children as they sleep and change in their rooms.


>taking a pedophile's money
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He was just fucking with you though. I know it gets under your skin, but people only do it because you react to it.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
You can walk across the US/Canada border at Point Roberts, Washington


In order to avoid prosecution, I'd have Ralph on the US side and PPP on the Canadian side and have them poke at each other with pikes, spears, and halberds.
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Peace Arch Park in British Columbia/Washington State.

There are actual benches right on the borderline, so Ralph could sit on one side of the bench and PPP could sit on the other side, and they could just punch each other until one of them falls over.
 
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Titanic Cow said:
Ralph is like the late Roman Empire; bloated and decadent. He is the very image of a rotund emperor stretched out upon a couch, drinking wine Wild Turkey from a golden chalice while his man-servants see to his every whim and desire. Robes, once pristine and white, are dirtied by spilled drink, vomit and trash burgers. The flab around his gunt is a burden and one that weighs him down, shackling him to his self-made prison.

PPP is a hunter driven by an insatiable hunger, but from that hunger he finds the drive to tumble forward and climb ever higher in his relentless pursuit to devour more and more. Every pound of fat on his body is a medal of honour and old battles won. He is as we seem him, naked and bare to the world, his starfish a guiding beacon in the darkest of nights. Pity him not for his weight but, fear him for it.
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PPP vs Ralph is going to look exactly like what would have happened if Hannibal had crossed the alps with his entire army intact:

The overconfident Rome sleeps in it’s arrogance and its complacency, protected on all sides by the girth of its conquered territory and the sheer number of auxiliaries commissioned to defend it. Once an unparalleled force, now it stands decrepit and fragile from the decades of gluttony.

Suddenly, a mighty war cry pierces the afternoon sky, a shape forming on the horizon. Rome rouses slowly from it’s wine induced slumber, squinting to make out the disturbance to its gluttony. The once-mighty city could not believe it’s eyes; for the horizon quickly gives way to the might of Rome’s sworn enemy, Hannibal of Carthage.

The greatest warrior from the Jewel of the Mediterranean had arrived at the gates of Rome; not with an army of mere men and horses, but bearing the largest war machine ever witnessed; the colossal Carthaginian War Elephant.

Caught unprepared, Rome’s delusions of grandeur gave rise to its defence strategy: agility will defeat them! But alas, only as the gigantic form of the beast rammed into the unprepared walls of the city would Rome come to realise its own stupidity. The unparalleled girth of the elephant negated whatever agility was available to the defence, and the aging, neglected city quickly collapsed in exhaustion.

And so the defences fell, with the beast of Hannibal trampling every inch of the once-mighty city. Every citizen, whether Noble, soldier or janitor, was crushed under the weight of the beast. The mercenaries Rome had employed chose to flee rather than come to his aid, realising their promised coin would not be honoured by the corpse of the city that was once their master.


Edit: one spell check was obviously not enough for this epic tale
 
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