Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Instapot]

I have a hunch that Dick was enticed by the "Miss" in my internet handle to get me in his ranks, to be subsequently disappointed to learn I have a cock and live in arab bumfuck Turkey of all places in the world.

Do you ever worry about being stoned to death?

 

[Miss Phase]

The key factor in what makes a lolcow is a complete lack of self awareness.

You never know, you never know.

Do you ever worry about being stoned to death?

I'm more scared of my shitstain govt robbing me out of my earnings because they feel like it and they give me an arbitrary tax penalty with copious penalty fees -despite that I am indeed paying my taxes on Sonic porn.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I have a hunch that Dick was enticed by the "Miss" in my internet handle to get me in his ranks, to be subsequently disappointed to learn I have a cock and live in arab bumfuck Turkey of all places in the world.

Honestly I bet if traps who faked having big tits sent him hot merch pics and flirty DMs he'd fall for it.....

 

[WorthlessTrash]

So, is the stream uploaded somewhere already? I missed it.

 

[CactusW0lf]

I have a hunch that Dick was enticed by the "Miss" in my internet handle to get me in his ranks, to be subsequently disappointed to learn I have a cock and live in arab bumfuck Turkey of all places in the world.

I’m not at all surprised you’re a tranny (I freaking knew it) but do you ever worry about getting castrates or stoned to death, tossed off a roof etc?

 

[Stasi]

You know what, given the people involved, in a way this all goes back to gunt-gate.

Ralph's disgusting meaty gunt is the Archduke Ferdinand of this season of IBS.

 

[Miss Phase]

Honestly I bet if traps who faked having big tits sent him hot merch pics and flirty DMs he'd fall for it.....

I did that to Chris the Kiwi, the frequent butt-of-the-joke retard of TDS that Dick resorted to showcase when Maddox Goss ran out of fuel. He was disgusted to know he jerked off to a man. It was p cool.

 

[AutismAwareness]

This guy has been covering the thread topic for awhile. I just want to point out that Mundane Matt is keeping a close eye on all this. https://youtu.be/hRjjSzcPkZs

edit: kraut has also appeared

 

[Instapot]

I did that to Chris the Kiwi, the frequent butt-of-the-joke exceptional individual of TDS that Dick resorted to showcase when Maddox Goss ran out of fuel. He was disgusted to know he jerked off to a man. It was p cool.

That's a Chad move

 

[Nephi]

Who is that man "Phantom"? He only has 440 subscribers and like only 75 viewers in his current stream, seems like a someone trying to take adventage of the situation, funnily, a grifter, just like Matt.

 

[AutismAwareness]

Who is that man "Phantom"? He only has 440 subscribers and like only 75 viewers in his current stream, seems like a someone trying to take adventage of the situation, funnily, a grifter, just like Matt.

I found him recently. I'm not entirely sure who he is but he's said he's been a regular viewer of PPP for years.

 

[Nephi]

I'm more scared of my shitstain govt robbing me out of my earnings because they feel like it and they give me an arbitrary tax penalty with copious penalty fees -despite that I am indeed paying my taxes on Sonic porn.

A transgender libertarian "artist" that makes a living of making Sonic porn and Dick's thumbnails, who also spends his free time trolling random homosexuals, this is a new one for me. Do you happen to know who Michelle "White Ni gger" Catlin is?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

This guy has been covering the thread topic for awhile. I just want to point out that Mundane Matt is keeping a close eye on all this. https://youtu.be/hRjjSzcPkZs

edit: kraut has also appeared

Making a media formatting post for ease of use purposes. Excellent find though. Dicks mods BANNED ETHAN RALPH because Ethan Ralph was trying to tell Dick to not be so obvious about banning and deleting because it looks bad. GOOD JOB RILEY! YOU ARE WORTH THE $20 AND TENDIES YOU GET!

 

[Learned Hand]

I've been trying to follow this white-hot thread drama, but why did they pretend to agree to fight in Knoxville, of all places? Sorry if this has been answered before, but this is a lot to take in and I figured it would be in the UK or something.

Also: this kind of smacks of that time Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka challenged Uwe Bole to that fight and got demolished and tried to play it off as a joke.

 

[Miss Phase]

A transgender libertarian "artist" that makes a living of making Sonic porn and Dick's thumbnails, who also spends his free time trolling random homosexuals, this is a new one for me. Do you happen to know who Michelle "White Ni gger" Catlin is?

No, sounds like a fun person.

I’m not at all surprised you’re a tranny (I freaking knew it) but do you ever worry about getting castrates or stoned to death, tossed off a roof etc?

I basically live in the metropolitan center of Turkey, yknow, as metropolitan as it might possibly get. We don't do stoning anymore after the entire Istanbul started binging on KFC and barely be able to lift their own fat forearms.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Kurt Gödel famously pointed out that 'all sufficiently complex systems must also be incomplete'. By which he meant that in any formal mathematical system there will be true things which are unprovable. These are known as the Gödel sentence of the system

Quoth the Wiki because I'm too lazy to find a proper source

Gödel's incompleteness theorems - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The unprovable statement GF referred to by the theorem is often referred to as "the Gödel sentence" for the system F. The proof constructs a particular Gödel sentence for the system F, but there are infinitely many statements in the language of the system that share the same properties, such as the conjunction of the Gödel sentence and any logically valid sentence.

Each effectively generated system has its own Gödel sentence. It is possible to define a larger system F’ that contains the whole of F plus GF as an additional axiom. This will not result in a complete system, because Gödel's theorem will also apply to F’, and thus F’ also cannot be complete. In this case, GF is indeed a theorem in F’, because it is an axiom. Because GF states only that it is not provable in F, no contradiction is presented by its provability within F’. However, because the incompleteness theorem applies to F’, there will be a new Gödel statement GF′ for F’, showing that F’ is also incomplete. GF′ will differ from GF in that GF′ will refer to F’, rather than F.

Now looking at Null and PPP it seems like PPP is good at finding the trolling equivalent of Gödel sentences for Null. E.g. the whole Janny Josh thing, or threatening to bring on the loathsome sociopath Zoom. Null has embraced 'Janny Josh' which is equivalent to the 'second system' in the bit of Wikipedia I quoted but he can't accept talking to Zoom. I wouldn't talk to Zoom either, he's a dangerous sociopath. So Null can't move from F' to F''.

What I think is interesting about all this is that it's not that there are lolcows and there are non-lolcows. Everyone is a lolcow to someone who knows how to construct Gödel sentences for them. The really clever thing about PPP's troll is the way it points this out and it does it to people who've made a living doing this to others. Maddox started to look like a lolcow because Dick found his Gödel sentence - his relationship with 80's girl. I think the reason that Dick is melting down is that he knows that his relationship with 80's girl is his Gödel sentence. Or maybe he knows that his clout comes from being the one that laughs at other people, not the one who is laughed at. I think a lot of people with relationships with Dick know that he's a scumbag that they only deal with because he has money and clout and as soon as PPP came out with his insane X files style conspiracy it really got to them.

And the thing about the Gödel aspect to this is that we are all vulnerable so long as we're 'sufficiently complex'. Maybe anything you care about and are simultaneously inconsistent about is a candidate.

I think Null should keep his NP2 and just joke about it when PPP mocks him for it. In a weird sort of way, humor is what we use to deal with those vulnerable areas where we care and are knowingly inconsistent. A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds as Ralph Waldo Emerson, who was more than a formal system, observed.

Of course, he doesn't have to take my unsolicited advice, any more than Dick needs to take his. Still, I like this place and it would be a shame to see it shut down.

 

[instythot]

The key factor in what makes a lolcow is a complete lack of self awareness.

Don't forget the delightful chimpouts

Honestly I bet if traps who faked having big tits sent him hot merch pics and flirty DMs he'd fall for it.....

Now that you bring this up, those DMs coming out do have quite the "CATFISH ME INTO THE NEXT ANTHONY CUMIA" subtext flashing in neon letters all over them. Will be disappointed if it doesn't pan out within a year

This guy has been covering the thread topic for awhile. I just want to point out that Mundane Matt is keeping a close eye on all this. https://youtu.be/hRjjSzcPkZs

edit: kraut has also appeared

Kraut has been in the Ethan Ralph thread producing some quite good and funny OC on this since Friday-ish, while also failing to take obvious bait

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

I've been trying to follow this white-hot thread drama, but why did they pretend to agree to fight in Knoxville, of all places? Sorry if this has been answered before, but this is a lot to take in and I figured it would be in the UK or something.

Also: this kind of smacks of that time Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka challenged Uwe Bole to that fight and got demolished and tried to play it off as a joke.

The terms for the fight that PPP has requested are:
1. The fight should NOT be in Knoxville, he has suggested Las Vegas or the UK and more generally somewhere exciting. The reason for not-Knoxville is because Ralph has destroyed all connections he has there.
2. No exclusive streaming rights should go to the Killstream, and if there is an exclusive stream all money raised should go to charity.
3. There should be a guarantee of some sort to make sure Ralph gets the money people owe him for taking part to stop people backing out of paying him after the fight.
Other than that he doesn't seem to care what the format of the fight is or even if it's legally sanctioned.

 

[CactusW0lf]

No, sounds like a fun person.


I basically live in the metropolitan center of Turkey, yknow, as metropolitan as it might possibly get. We don't do stoning anymore after the entire Istanbul started binging on KFC and barely be able to lift their own fat forearms.

Lol American and Canadian police are fat as fuck, hilarious how Turkish Muslim police did the nigger thing and filled up on chicken and got fat. Provided you’re not a fat fuck, you should be able to outrun them if they find your degenerate hard drive dude.

Also, I didn’t think the word nigger had to be censored. Wat the heck Nephi? Just say the word bruv.

 

[AutismAwareness]

This guy has been covering the thread topic for awhile. I just want to point out that Mundane Matt is keeping a close eye on all this. https://youtu.be/hRjjSzcPkZs

edit: kraut has also appeared

Ralph is also keeping a very close eye on this thread. I'm sure most of us knew that already.