Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[MemeGrey]

Maybe he is a character exaggerating a story for comedic effect.
Maybe he doesn't know how acid works and thinks you can throw it up.

Either way, "man lies about taking acid" is just as boring as "man sends faggy texts"

 

[Sped Xing]

That's why he's trying to stay interesting by acting like a lolcow.

 

[Monster]

Maybe he is a character exaggerating a story for comedic effect.
Maybe he doesn't know how acid works and thinks you can throw it up.

C O P E

 

[MemeGrey]

C O P E

I hope he OD's on coke and 80's girl rides his bloated dead corpse one last time in hopes she can pull out enough Jizz for her dried up uterus to sire a 100% autistic baby.

Just be funny, please, its all I ask

 

[Monster]

I hope he OD's on coke and 80's girl rides his bloated dead corpse one last time in hopes she can pull out enough Jizz for her dried up uterus to sire a 100% autistic baby.

Just be funny, please, its all I ask

to me dax seems like someone who talks about drugs to associate himself as cool. All his conversations diverge to talking about drugs and how it was such a crazy moment because he's such a crazy guy. But all his knowledge of drugs seems to be completely off, fictitious, or makes you laugh with at him. I find that funny. My personal favorite is when he had to think twice about taking acid since a pudgy christian volcel on the internet might make him have a bad trip lol

 

[KateHikes14]

Maybe he is a character exaggerating a story for comedic effect.
Maybe he doesn't know how acid works and thinks you can throw it up.

Either way, "man lies about taking acid" is just as boring as "man sends faggy texts"

I'd wager he is trying to provide an excuse for why he said things like "all men want to fuck 17 year olds, that's why there are laws against it" and generally all the things from the Onision interview that sound bad out of context. I think he's too much of a nerd to not know about bicycle day and thus how easy it is to get into your system, that said it's pretty asinine and made for interesting enough story for a comedian to tell, no one cares if Dave Chapel actually had a conversation with a producer where he said "well I'm not a nigger either".

 

[MemeGrey]

My personal favorite is when he had to think twice about taking acid since a pudgy christian volcel on the internet might make him have a bad trip lol

To me it sounds more like "the last you did that and went on a stream it didn't go well and its likely you'll be asked to go on stream again".

That said it's pretty asinine and made for interesting enough story for a comedian to tell, no one cares if Dave Chapel actually had a conversation with a producer where he said "well I'm not a nigga either".

I've always been under the impression he lies and exaggerates for comedy and a lot of this drama seems to rely on people not thinking that

 

[Sped Xing]

Well, yeah. At one point they were mad because he posted that picture of his house and said something like "that dump is just my party house! My real mansion is huge!"

The willful stupidity is strong with a lot of the brandnews.

 

[Unog]

I've always been under the impression he lies and exaggerates for comedy and a lot of this drama seems to rely on people not thinking that

The reason people are starting to doubt that is when this shit comes up:

or this:

Things in the JLH leaks that come to light that no one is talking about because everyone is too busy spazing over internet buzzwords like simp:

* 80's Girl (Marie) secretly recorded Dick fighting with Kian (his friend who is also his show lawyer) because Kian was going to make a move on JLH.
* Dick screamed at 80's girl and kicked her out of the house, then had sex with JLH all over the house and cried the entire time during sex because he felt bad for kicking 80's girl (marie) out because she is mentally ill and can't help it.
* Dick opens lines of Credit for chicks in hopes they fuck him. One ran up $9k of debt in his name.
* Dick throws 80's girl out of the house, screams at her and berates her all the time even though she is mentally ill and over all treats her like shit.
* 80's Girl doesn't want to have threeways, she does it because he dying uterus hopes if she does slut tricks enough eventually Dick will magically want to get married and have a kid.
* Dick admits he pretty much only uses people to get what he wants. He pretends that with Jamie it was something more deep and special but by his own admission he was getting what he wanted and lying.
* Dick feeds people drugs to keep them around especially if he knows they have substance abuse issues (80's Girl has a DUI)
* While he doesn't do this publicly, everyone IRL knows and doesn't say anything because Dick pulls a Maddox if anyone tells him anything

What I wanna know is why is Kian going after JLH knowing Dick was fucking her? Do they normally share women? If not is it normal for Kian to ask a mother may I note from Daddy Dax before he can use his PP? Why is Dick still with 80's girl knowing she secretly records him and sends out recordings? This is all very Maddox tier shit. These are the entertaining questions that people could be asking but instead it's getting railroaded into Dick getting out infront of it and trying to make it about "oh boy so embarrassed I slept with 2 women at one guys. Talk about 1st place chad problems. Oh man, hey Ralph and co look at all these ho's that be mad guys. You should make fun of them with me to feel cool and validated".

I get why people aren't picking up on some of this shit quicker. You gotta read it more than just skimming it and JLH's leaks are more or less an depressed livejournal post, people who didn't tune in to the show for the past couple years have no clue who the fuck Kian is and why he matters, a normie don't know a lot of the stuff Dick's condemned people for publicly but is trying to pretend is totally Chad Alpha when he gets caught doing it.

But it annoys me so many Dick's white knights are trying to pass it off as a nothing burger that is soooooo boring, At the same time they also wanna pass it off as a massive breach of Dick's private life (in a way it kinda is) and report JLH to medium and have all her shit taken down and were publicly cheering the flaggotry. Now that Mister Memeokur says being a flaggot and false flagging isn't cool, use the Mundane Matt defense of "people who hate me are doing it and pretending its me to make me look like not an Alpha Chad"

EDIT:
Dunno if the full article is available to read on this thread but here ya go, the uncensored mirror. The article is seperate from the google drive link with the text messages, and the emails from Marie are 80's girl.

Texts available here due to bitching.

The usual deflection is "well duh, he's always made it obvious on his show he's a scumbag!". It's either a character and an act, or it's not.

 

[Sped Xing]

"Wah wah I want a baby but my boyfriend is fucking someone else"

Jesus, is money that crucial?

 

[MemeGrey]

The reason people are starting to doubt that is when this shit comes up:

or this:



The usual deflection is "well duh, he's always made it obvious on his show he's a scumbag!". It's either a character and an act, or it's not.

>80's girl says all this stuff
>80's girl is BPD and being manipulated by Dick
>80's girl holds a steady job and isn't sperging on the internet

Anybody who believes JLH is doing it because its convinient and they wouldn't if this was just a random love triangle.

 

[KateHikes14]

The reason people are starting to doubt that is when this shit comes up:

or this:



The usual deflection is "well duh, he's always made it obvious on his show he's a scumbag!". It's either a character and an act, or it's not.

We aren't the relationship police, that said augment the OP with that stuff and the best proof you can find because some of it is interesting.

 

[Unog]

>80's girl says all this stuff
>80's girl is BPD and being manipulated by Dick
>80's girl holds a steady job and isn't sperging on the internet

Anybody who believes JLH is doing it because its convinient and they wouldn't if this was just a random love triangle.

Nice way to not have to actually interact with the problem I proposed in that post.

I consistently see this flip-flopping in the simpspiracy thread. Either his show personality is a character and shouldn't be taken seriously, or it's him just exaggerating his own traits and can be considered somewhat true to his own, personal character.

And, I'm not sure about you, but unless you're going to outright state that message is fake in the pic, that's a pretty fucked up thing to do to a person you're in a relationship with. I'll state here openly I wouldn't give a shit if it were not for the "oh well it's a character" vs "well he's talked on his show about how much a shitheel he is" inconsistency.

 

[2021Murder]

Maybe he is a character exaggerating a story for comedic effect.
Maybe he doesn't know how acid works and thinks you can throw it up.

Either way, "man lies about taking acid" is just as boring as "man sends faggy texts"

I agree, its right up there with "man lies about making website" or "man lies about knowing dude" in terms of how boring the drama is, yet somehow null gets pissed if you bring those two up.

To me it sounds more like "the last you did that and went on a stream it didn't go well and its likely you'll be asked to go on stream again".



I've always been under the impression he lies and exaggerates for comedy and a lot of this drama seems to rely on people not thinking that

I agree with you, how do people not realize he's joking when he says "Zoom didn't create NP2" in fact you should bring that up constantly as an example of him joking

 

[Unog]

We aren't the relationship police, that said augment the OP with that stuff and the best proof you can find because some of it is interesting.

Next you're going to say "who cares about all this drama" unironically. You're aware of where you're at, right? Do you smell toast?

 

[KateHikes14]

Next you're going to say "who cares about all this drama" unironically. You're aware of where you're at, right? Do you smell toast?

You quoted me, you should read the entire sentence. The OP certainly is not a good reflection of the story.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

No one wants to talk about how before all this Dick spent a month on the show and twitter publicly SIMPING for his show bookers GF MintSalad and tried to yell at her dad for being mean and hurting her feelings?

No one is gonna talk about before that how all his artists revolted against him for not paying, not paying on time, communicating poorly, then spun it all as YOU ARE ALL MONEY GRUBBING BITCHES WHO ARE NOTHING WITH OUT ME?

TDS has been in the shitter for a while. The left over fan base are either Man Children desperate for a father figure, E-celebs hoping to build on their e-bro e-conomy or wanna be e-celebs who are hoping to get any crumb of attention.

 

[Unog]

You quoted me, you should read the entire sentence. The OP certainly is not a good reflection of the story.

Do I really need to link to the JLH texts? They're all over the site at this point, hell in this thread even iirc.

Besides, I'm not the OP, and I'm not a mod, I can't edit the OP of the thread.

 

[MemeGrey]

And, I'm not sure about you, but unless you're going to outright state that message is fake in the pic, that's a pretty fucked up thing to do to a person you're in a relationship with. I'll state here openly I wouldn't give a shit if it were not for the "oh well it's a character" vs "well he's talked on his show about how much a shitheel he is" inconsistency.

You post an email from a woman and then claim she is BPD and has a substance abuse problem, why should I believe anyone in this situation?

My personal opinion is he exaggerates certain traits and will straight up lie to make a story funny or interesting, that has been my opinion this whole time, maybe other people have different opinions but that doesn't mean anyone is flip flopping.

I agree, its right up there with "man lies about making website" or "man lies about knowing dude" in terms of how boring the drama is, yet somehow null gets pissed if you bring those two up.

I agree with you, how do people not realize he's joking when he says "Zoom didn't create NP2" in fact you should bring that up constantly as an example of him joking

Is this suposed to be funny?

 

[Pomniman]

The 1418th man was Joshuan all along. How dastardly.