Porn and Porncows

It's gotten much more extreme this past decade. There's always been gross degenerate porn out there, but you had to seek it out. Now it's a BangBus, webcam e-thottery, and deepthroat puke videos on the same trending page. I knew we were head down a dark road when the incest roleplay shit seemingly came out of nowhere.
And tranny porn. Holy shit, even when I'm trying to find the most vanilla stuff possible I always catch a thumbnail involving trannies and it's like, why the fuck is this here? And it feels like it's everywhere now and it's goddamn gross.
 
The popups for "used and abused" porn did it for me, you know the ones where she's red in the face and crying and if you told me it was rape it wouldn't be surprising? I know post nut disgust is a thing, but you still have to wonder about the dudes who enthusiastically click.
for me it was when I started lurking sites like Datalounge and they'd post about how many of the gay/trans performers were HIV+ and just how fucked their lives were.
One dude got killed by a cop a few months ago, before then he was caught with child porn and was accused of molesting his daughter and giving her a STD.
Sebastian Young was his porn name- https://www.news-journalonline.com/...by-st-johns-deputies-after-multi-county-chase.
 
I'll be honest, I think part of why porn got so up front with the extreme content is because of the internet, more specifically the free tube sites like PornHub becoming more prominent while the softcore genre more or less died out completely aside from the occasional e-thot who does nudes but not much beyond that.

Used to be that softcore porn like Playboy Magazine or the Skinemax movies of the 90's and 00's were meant to be a beginner's thing. Something that pretty much anyone could feasibly find hot, and most guys might cross over into vanilla hardcore stuff at least once or twice, while the guys with fetishes or who were literal coomers had to actively seek out the harder stuff, and this was true even in the era of online porn right up until the late 2000's.

Also, I'd say MindGeek buying up most of the major sites also played a role in this too.

Honestly, porn was a lot like booze.

Softcore stuff like Playboy and Skinemax were basically the equivalent of your run of the mill beers and wines, hardcore stuff was more like hard liquor, and then the extreme fetish stuff was more in line with moonshine or Everclear.

Nowadays, online porn is like going to a liquor store where they got rid of all the Gallo and Miller Lite and while you're looking around, you end up finding paint thinner and kerosene sitting on the same damn shelf as Jack Daniels and Smirnoff.
 
I'll be honest, I think part of why porn got so up front with the extreme content is because of the internet, more specifically the free tube sites like PornHub becoming more prominent while the softcore genre more or less died out completely aside from the occasional e-thot who does nudes but not much beyond that.

I think the e-thot/onlyfans/snapchat girls have completely taken over the softcore side of things. Maybe because as onlyfans girls they seem more "attainable" even if they are super hot. And you don't immediately find them with a facialabuse, being pissed on or having a gangbang video. So maybe there is a "purity" factor there? I dunno.

Although I do find it funny sometimes you can't even find softcore pics of pornstars. They just don't exist.
 
I'll be honest, I think part of why porn got so up front with the extreme content is because of the internet, more specifically the free tube sites like PornHub becoming more prominent while the softcore genre more or less died out completely aside from the occasional e-thot who does nudes but not much beyond that.

Used to be that softcore porn like Playboy Magazine or the Skinemax movies of the 90's and 00's were meant to be a beginner's thing. Something that pretty much anyone could feasibly find hot, and most guys might cross over into vanilla hardcore stuff at least once or twice, while the guys with fetishes or who were literal coomers had to actively seek out the harder stuff, and this was true even in the era of online porn right up until the late 2000's.

As someone who grew up in the 90's and went through puberty around the dawn of the internet, this is true. I remember fapping to Sears catalogs or even women's figure skating on TV. My buddy's go-to fap was the Girls Gone Wild commercials shown on E! late at night.
 
As someone who grew up in the 90's and went through puberty around the dawn of the internet, this is true. I remember fapping to Sears catalogs or even women's figure skating on TV. My buddy's go-to fap was the Girls Gone Wild commercials shown on E! late at night.
my go-to wank fuel was just music videos, and the softcore porn they used to show on TV after midnight in europe
 
As someone who grew up in the 90's and went through puberty around the dawn of the internet, this is true. I remember fapping to Sears catalogs or even women's figure skating on TV. My buddy's go-to fap was the Girls Gone Wild commercials shown on E! late at night.

Hell, this was true even for a lot of guys who started puberty in the 2000's, especially in places where broadband internet was really expensive or even outright unavailable.

I'll admit, I've got some nostalgia for Max After Dark. There's a dumb campy charm to those old softcore flicks. They were always done in one of two styles, too.

The first style was like a really bad soap opera with boobs and generic stock music that sounded like a cross between elevator music and smooth jazz as done by Drew's Entertainment.

The second style was cheapo comedy that was usually a parody or a pastiche with boobs and also lame sex puns. Both styles were funny in their own right, even if most of the actual comedy was unintentional.
 
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my go-to wank fuel was just music videos, and the softcore porn they used to show on TV after midnight in europe

I don't think there were any particular music videos I'd wank it to, but for me, it was mainly commercials/informercials, or just photos of anything I found attractive. The least sexual thing I ever fapped to was when I was 13 I think, we got an advertisement of coupon books in the mail, and one of the coupons was for a sunglasses store which featured a woman in a bikini wearing sunglasses. Being 13, that was tantamount to porn.

My parents were lazy and would just leave hardcore porn VHS tapes near their bed, so I'd have to strategically come up with elaborate systems to time it so that I could steal the tapes when absolutely no one was home, lock the doors, jerk off to a random scene in the movie, rewind the exact spot, and hide any evidence. We were a lower-middle class family, so only one TV and one VCR in the whole house. Never got caught, but came damn near close a few times. Also I'm sure my parents probably suspected me at some point, but it was a don't ask, don't tell scenario.
 
I'll be honest, I think part of why porn got so up front with the extreme content is because of the internet, more specifically the free tube sites like PornHub becoming more prominent while the softcore genre more or less died out completely aside from the occasional e-thot who does nudes but not much beyond that.

Used to be that softcore porn like Playboy Magazine or the Skinemax movies of the 90's and 00's were meant to be a beginner's thing. Something that pretty much anyone could feasibly find hot, and most guys might cross over into vanilla hardcore stuff at least once or twice, while the guys with fetishes or who were literal coomers had to actively seek out the harder stuff, and this was true even in the era of online porn right up until the late 2000's.

Also, I'd say MindGeek buying up most of the major sites also played a role in this too.

Honestly, porn was a lot like booze.

Softcore stuff like Playboy and Skinemax were basically the equivalent of your run of the mill beers and wines, hardcore stuff was more like hard liquor, and then the extreme fetish stuff was more in line with moonshine or Everclear.

Nowadays, online porn is like going to a liquor store where they got rid of all the Gallo and Miller Lite and while you're looking around, you end up finding paint thinner and kerosene sitting on the same damn shelf as Jack Daniels and Smirnoff.
Honestly I'd say E-thottery on Istagram has replaced a lot of the non-nude Soft Mags (FHM, Maxim). It's weird switched to porn maganizes not becuase I missed soft core but because of how psychotic most porn is today.
 
Honestly I'd say E-thottery on Istagram has replaced a lot of the non-nude Soft Mags (FHM, Maxim). It's weird switched to porn maganizes not becuase I missed soft core but because of how psychotic most porn is today.

I forgot about the non-nude soft mags like Maxim. That was the kind of stuff you'd buy if you were too young to buy Playboy but you didn't have Cinemax or decent internet access either.

I suppose FHM and Maxim would be like near beer or Martinelli's in the booze analogy. It's not the real thing, but it's more for young teens who want to pretend like it is and act "mature"

Not gonna lie, I remember buying Maxim a couple of times back when I was twelve or thirteen and I had a few bucks to spare at the gas station or the magazine section of the grocery store.

Granted, I'd usually only buy Maxim if it featured a celebrity I liked back then and they didn't have a new issue of Game Informer, Official Playstation Magazine, Shonen Jump, or Soldier of Fortune available at the time.

I think that was the main reason anyone over the age of 18 would even bother buying a copy of Maxim. They'd have legit mainstream celebrities in bikinis or be in "lewd but not nude" pics, and some of them were A-Listers at the time too. It's the kind of thing that really only worked in an era that predated The Fappening or celebrity deepfakes.
 
I think that was one of the reasons people over the age of 18 would even bother buying a copy of Maxim. They'd have legit mainstream celebrities in bikinis or be in "lewd but not nude" pics, and some of them were A-Listers at the time too. It's the kind of thing that really only worked in an era that predated The Fappening or celebrity deepfakes.

Exactly. I'm old enough to remember when mainstream actresses would pose nude in Playboy, and it was in a sort of erotic, dignified way, rather than something smutty like spreading their pussy lips and masturbating. I remember the Playboy issues featuring Jenny MacCarthy (before she was an anti-vax Karen), Pam Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, and Drew Barrymore. Nowadays some celebrity gets her sex video leaked and it becomes a media circus for two weeks until everyone stops caring.
 
Used to be that softcore porn like Playboy Magazine or the Skinemax movies of the 90's and 00's were meant to be a beginner's thing. Something that pretty much anyone could feasibly find hot, and most guys might cross over into vanilla hardcore stuff at least once or twice, while the guys with fetishes or who were literal coomers had to actively seek out the harder stuff, and this was true even in the era of online porn right up until the late 2000's.
my go-to wank fuel was just music videos, and the softcore porn they used to show on TV after midnight in europe
I forgot about the non-nude soft mags like Maxim. That was the kind of stuff you'd buy if you were too young to buy Playboy but you didn't have Cinemax or decent internet access either.
Not gonna lie, I remember buying Maxim a couple of times back when I was twelve or thirteen and I had a few bucks to spare at the gas station or the magazine section of the grocery store.
Don't forget Victoria's Secret catalogs.
 
Huh. I'm trying to remember my own youth in the late 80s/early 90s.
I grew up in a poor neighborhood and had at a sketchy friend from a bad family situation. He would steal porn VHS tapes from the local video store. He'd also steal magazines sometimes.

I'd heard about these infamous "X-Rated movies" for years at school and so I was very curious to see them. But I think I was too young to get turned on by them. I remember it was a Max Headroom parody (?Max Bedroom?) and I just thought it was really bizarre.

EDIT: Oh, I forgot that 1-900 numbers were a thing. None of us kids would dare call those numbers because our parents would be billed for it. I'd try to "hack" my way in on local payphones, but it never worked.
 
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Exactly. I'm old enough to remember when mainstream actresses would pose nude in Playboy, and it was in a sort of erotic, dignified way, rather than something smutty like spreading their pussy lips and masturbating. I remember the Playboy issues featuring Jenny MacCarthy (before she was an anti-vax Karen), Pam Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, and Drew Barrymore. Nowadays some celebrity gets her sex video leaked and it becomes a media circus for two weeks until everyone stops caring.

These days old Playboy would be considered an art photography magazine.

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