Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[KiwiJoe]

jack conspiracy'ing it up on FB today

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he also has a message for america's churches

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Not like that'll stop him from buying shit that's made in China. Even his precious iPhones and Apple products are still assembled in China or Taiwan IIRC (bonus points if he mistakes Taiwan as the same as China because of its official name The Republic of China) so unless he wants to use something like Fairphone for the rest of his life, he's still going to be buying shit from China. Not to mention the junk he loves to collect tend to also be made in China as well.

It's just another way for Jack to show off to his boomer friends how morally good he is.

Also...

He only just figured out that wired is faster than wireless? In 2020?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Jack has repressed self loathing, he expresses it through overeating. He wants to kill himself but is too much of a coward to do it quickly, or hates himself so much that he feels he deserves a long lingering death.

What's with the armchair psychology? Jack is a fatty fat fat fatso who loves to eat absurd amounts of salt and fat until his stomach begs him to stop. He is a simple-minded glutton who is so gluttonous that he eats enough for three men, and so simple-minded that he hasn't figured out the adverse effects it has on his health. There's nothing more to it.

 

[Coin Ops]

jack conspiracy'ing it up on FB today
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Is Jack saying he doesn't trust law enforcement? I guess he has something in common with all those minorities he hates.

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

What's with the armchair psychology? Jack is a fatty fat fat fatso who loves to eat absurd amounts of salt and fat until his stomach begs him to stop. He is a simple-minded glutton who is so gluttonous that he eats enough for three men, and so simple-minded that he hasn't figured out the adverse effects it has on his health. There's nothing more to it.

In that case I wish he'd hurry the fuck up and stroke out again, this retarded boomer shit is boring.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Three times too much meat. Three times too many potatoes. 1/2 the clear liquid needed. And he never tasted it as he spiced it. Just dumped piles of spices in. He forgot any Italian spices though. I guess he expected Jimmy Dean to take care of that. But Jimmy ain't Italian.

The lack of Italian sausage was only the first of many mistakes. Jack can't even follow a ripped off recipe let alone create his own. It's unbelievable. However, I no longer expect precision from a manchild that can't even properly cook chicken.

jack conspiracy'ing it up on FB today



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Jack, you idiot fucking boomer, that's not how HIPAA works and it is HIPAA not HIPPA you dumb fuck.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

jack conspiracy'ing it up on FB today

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Not like that'll stop him from buying shit that's made in China.

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Jack supports evil.

 

[Uncle Meat]

I wonder how much of his sloppiness is because of his stroke? When I watch him add ingredients, it looks like he has very little control of his hand. He goes to shake in a little garlic powder and a whole bunch comes pouring out. He stirs in corn starch slowly to make a slurry and it takes him like six steps just to pick up the container and put it back and stir and pick up and put back... It's like watching someone try to cook with their right hand tied behind his back. I shudder to think what dicing a carrot would look like. His knife skills must be horrible. It's a wonder he hasn't stabbed himself.

 

[Aaway]

I wonder how much of his sloppiness is because of his stroke? When I watch him add ingredients, it looks like he has very little control of his hand. He goes to shake in a little garlic powder and a whole bunch comes pouring out. He stirs in corn starch slowly to make a slurry and it takes him like six steps just to pick up the container and put it back and stir and pick up and put back... It's like watching someone try to cook with their right hand tied behind his back. I shudder to think what dicing a carrot would look like. His knife skills must be horrible. It's a wonder he hasn't stabbed himself.

did someone say jack's knife skills?

 

[DX10]

I wonder how much of his sloppiness is because of his stroke? When I watch him add ingredients, it looks like he has very little control of his hand. He goes to shake in a little garlic powder and a whole bunch comes pouring out. He stirs in corn starch slowly to make a slurry and it takes him like six steps just to pick up the container and put it back and stir and pick up and put back... It's like watching someone try to cook with their right hand tied behind his back. I shudder to think what dicing a carrot would look like. His knife skills must be horrible. It's a wonder he hasn't stabbed himself.

Trying not to power level here, but I have left-side nerve damage not too different from that in stroke victims (quoth my physician) and what you described in those videos looks like me trying to do shit left-handed, so I 100% guarantee the stroke has fucked up his nerves more than just on the one side it's paralyzed. He probably has subtle subconscious tremors, and he's almost certainly not aware of them because he's too self-aggrandizing to analyze why he's rattling out of control all the time. Tammy etc probably don't bring it up out of "politeness" either. It's really easy not to notice that shit. Most people don't even notice their normal hand tremors, so Deluded Strokey O'Riley here 1000% doesn't know he's wobbling like a pitcher of ice tea on the deck of a storm-battered ship.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Trying not to power level here, but I have left-side nerve damage not too different from that in stroke victims (quoth my physician) and what you described in those videos looks like me trying to do shit left-handed, so I 100% guarantee the stroke has fucked up his nerves more than just on the one side it's paralyzed. He probably has subtle subconscious tremors, and he's almost certainly not aware of them because he's too self-aggrandizing to analyze why he's rattling out of control all the time. Tammy etc probably don't bring it up out of "politeness" either. It's really easy not to notice that shit. Most people don't even notice their normal hand tremors, so Deluded Mr. Greer O'Riley here 1000% doesn't know he's wobbling like a pitcher of ice tea on the deck of a storm-battered ship.

I think Tammy doesn't bring it up because she doesn't give a shit. She's just riding this mess out until he keels over and she can still be a good Christian by staying by his side.

 

[EvilDroid64]

I wonder how much of his sloppiness is because of his stroke? When I watch him add ingredients, it looks like he has very little control of his hand. He goes to shake in a little garlic powder and a whole bunch comes pouring out. He stirs in corn starch slowly to make a slurry and it takes him like six steps just to pick up the container and put it back and stir and pick up and put back... It's like watching someone try to cook with their right hand tied behind his back. I shudder to think what dicing a carrot would look like. His knife skills must be horrible. It's a wonder he hasn't stabbed himself.

He was also right-handed before his poor diet and exercise habits caused the stroke that made him lose function of that arm. His only hand being his non-dominant hand may have affected his poor knife skills, but it certainly hasn't affected the amount of food he can shove into his mouth during one sitting.

 

[AnOminous]

9. Barely cut up bacon is now added into the greasefire to be; I would rather not like big bits of bacon in this case since its crunch would fuck with the soup IMO.

Well, he brilliantly got around that whole crunch thing by not bothering to cook the bacon and just serving it raw instead.

What the fuck is this? You can eat Jack's "soup" with a fork.

This has been said in response to many of Jack's "meals," but this literally looks like fucking vomit. I can't imagine this tastes anything other than absolutely vile and repulsive. If you served this shit to prisoners on Death Row it would violate the Eighth Amendment.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Well, he brilliantly got around that whole crunch thing by not bothering to cook the bacon and just serving it raw instead.



This has been said in response to many of Jack's "meals," but this literally looks like fucking vomit. I can't imagine this tastes anything other than absolutely vile and repulsive. If you served this shit to prisoners on Death Row it would violate the Eighth Amendment.

It seems like it would just sit in your stomach like something you could anchor a boat with. That soup is pretty heavy when done correctly with the cream and the potatoes. he's out here making it the consistency of a particularly dense casserole filling. No one wants to eat that shit.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Uncle Meat said:
I wonder how much of his sloppiness is because of his stroke? When I watch him add ingredients, it looks like he has very little control of his hand. He goes to shake in a little garlic powder and a whole bunch comes pouring out. He stirs in corn starch slowly to make a slurry and it takes him like six steps just to pick up the container and put it back and stir and pick up and put back... It's like watching someone try to cook with their right hand tied behind his back. I shudder to think what dicing a carrot would look like. His knife skills must be horrible. It's a wonder he hasn't stabbed himself.

He did

 

[Rod Dangerous]

“Just cause we did it in history does not always mean we should do it again. #holocost” —Jack Scalfani



Edit: @A Big Bumbling Black Man pointed out that it’s #holocost, not #holocaust.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

“Just cause we did it in history does not always mean we should do it again. #holocaust” —Jack Scalfani

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No you ruined it, it's HASH TAG HOLOCOST

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

did someone say jack's knife skills?

Who lets this man near sharp knives? He's barely mastered forks.

 

[JackDavis]

He did
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Hahaha he cut his thumb because he took his thumb to the blade for no fucking reason.

 

[Uncle Meat]

did someone say jack's knife skills?

He tried to use a ceramic knife to cut through wood!

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

He did
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Jack cuts celery like it's a jungle hiding viet cong and he somehow managed to cut the hand holding the knife.