Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%
  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%
  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%
  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%
  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%
  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%
  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%

  • Total voters
    688
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PPPs gunt is symbolic of this whole affair.

Take a look at Ralph's gunt:
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As evidenced by its sagging on both the left and right, and its pulling inwards towards the belly button - we see that the gunt is haggered, aged, decayed. PPPs gunt however is youthful, round and joyous. It is clearly filled with only absolute nectar, which is reflected in the pale exuberance of his skin tone. Ralph's on the other hand, is clearly suffering some kind of malady - it has this inconsistent texture to it that can only be induced by a unique cocktail of Makers Mark and his mother's pills.

Even Dick Masterson is falling to the sheer energy of PPP - Dick likes to yell and act high energy but who can help but agreeing that PPP is releasing content at an alarming rate, a rate that makes Dicks Mexican face blush? These old timers are having to outsource to Janny Josh and Jim in order to attempt to clean it up. However PPPs spritely energy allows him to create messes faster than the jannies can clean it up. PPPs boyishness scared Masterson so much, he looked to the triumphs of his youth in order to match PPP, only to fail in awe of this lad.

This is all self-evident if one only look to the gunt, and any Dickriders left in the thread should consider suicide immediately.
 
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Set to : One shot paddy (Cause we all know what Josh thinks of the English)
In chat many channels ago or so the farms thread said
Tonka wrenched a bunch of speds to drive the trolls away
BUT NOW WE HAVE ANOTHER JANNY THATS BAD NEWS FOR THE POSTERS.
His name is Janny josh and its shitposters he will make sure is kosher.

The chat is getting worried its all being [Deleted]
If Janny Josh sees them they know they are getting sweeped
So the next you see a chat thats as empty as a MM(Makers mark) bottle
Watch out for Janny josh and our your chat will throttle!

Trough the dank and dark sites our neet hero roams
Call somone a pedo and at his mouth he will foam
When he finds a poster that has an autistic name
Its then that you will see [Message deleted] and the chat knows who to blame!

The chat is getting worried its all being [Deleted]
If Janny Josh sees them they know they are getting sweeped
So the next you see a chat thats as empty as a MM(Makers mark) bottle
Watch out for Janny josh and our your chat will throttle!

So if your in your home at night and your screen flashes red!
Your account from 6yrs ago another one dead
And when it comes to celebrate 4th julay each year
Remeber Nazi mod Jewsh and the pink starfish
 
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