Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Banworld]

PPP flexing his gunt.
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PPPs gunt is symbolic of this whole affair.

Take a look at Ralph's gunt:

As evidenced by its sagging on both the left and right, and its pulling inwards towards the belly button - we see that the gunt is haggered, aged, decayed. PPPs gunt however is youthful, round and joyous. It is clearly filled with only absolute nectar, which is reflected in the pale exuberance of his skin tone. Ralph's on the other hand, is clearly suffering some kind of malady - it has this inconsistent texture to it that can only be induced by a unique cocktail of Makers Mark and his mother's pills.

Even Dick Masterson is falling to the sheer energy of PPP - Dick likes to yell and act high energy but who can help but agreeing that PPP is releasing content at an alarming rate, a rate that makes Dicks Mexican face blush? These old timers are having to outsource to Janny Josh and Jim in order to attempt to clean it up. However PPPs spritely energy allows him to create messes faster than the jannies can clean it up. PPPs boyishness scared Masterson so much, he looked to the triumphs of his youth in order to match PPP, only to fail in awe of this lad.

This is all self-evident if one only look to the gunt, and any Dickriders left in the thread should consider suicide immediately.

 

[GameDevAnon]

LMFAO.
People keep spamming pictures of PPP and saying "PPP WON" in the DLive chat. They're getting banned almost instantly, but there are so many of them that Gaydurr can't keep up with it.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Remember when Ethan and Gator looked invincible, and the future of live streaming politics wise?


How the mighty have fallen.

 

[Rotollo]

Remember when Ethan and Gator looked invincible, and the future of live streaming politics wise?


How the mighty have fallen.

maybe for like a day after knoxville, but gunt was always a fucking shitshow

 

[Kenobi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4k14hk1nA8

Set to : One shot paddy (Cause we all know what Josh thinks of the English)
In chat many channels ago or so the farms thread said
Tonka wrenched a bunch of speds to drive the trolls away
BUT NOW WE HAVE ANOTHER JANNY THATS BAD NEWS FOR THE POSTERS.
His name is Janny josh and its shitposters he will make sure is kosher.

The chat is getting worried its all being [Deleted]
If Janny Josh sees them they know they are getting sweeped
So the next you see a chat thats as empty as a MM(Makers mark) bottle
Watch out for Janny josh and our your chat will throttle!

Trough the dank and dark sites our neet hero roams
Call somone a pedo and at his mouth he will foam
When he finds a poster that has an autistic name
Its then that you will see [Message deleted] and the chat knows who to blame!

The chat is getting worried its all being [Deleted]
If Janny Josh sees them they know they are getting sweeped
So the next you see a chat thats as empty as a MM(Makers mark) bottle
Watch out for Janny josh and our your chat will throttle!

So if your in your home at night and your screen flashes red!
Your account from 6yrs ago another one dead
And when it comes to celebrate 4th julay each year
Remeber Nazi mod Jewsh and the pink starfish

 

[Superman93]

His bans getting thrown left and right in his Dlive chat.

I couldn't cap what the guy said but he said, "Dame and Gator are submissive bitches PPP won"

 

[Sheryl Nome]

The 3rd man was PPP's gunt all along.

 

[Crystal Golem]

[Sticker Removed]

Hard to imagine a worse guest for a night during a contentious issue.

Edit: spelling

 

[The Wokest]

Ralph's Gunt is Hairy, PPP's gunt is not.
We haven't seen Ralph's asshole yet but PPP's was not hairy.
If there's a pattern there...

 

[Wazzupnerds]

maybe for like a day after knoxville, but gunt was always a fucking shitshow

I'd argue June 2018-Knoxville.

 

[Kamikaze]

Ralph's Gunt is Hairy, PPP's gunt is not.
We haven't seen Ralph's asshole yet but PPP's was not hairy.
If there's a pattern there...

Excuse my utter retardation, but doesn't that mean PPP shaves his ass? Or do some not have any hair down there?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Excuse my utter exceptionalism, but doesn't that mean PPP shaves his ass? Or do some not have any hair down there?

PPP is naturally hairless, a new breed of bottom boi for Surfer's reich

 

[Arcturus]

Excuse my utter exceptionalism, but doesn't that mean PPP shaves his ass? Or do some not have any hair down there?

Look at his chest and belly. He's a hairless boi.

 

[Perspicacity]

Excuse my utter exceptionalism, but doesn't that mean PPP shaves his ass? Or do some not have any hair down there?

PPP just barely has any body hair naturally it seems, and the body hair he does have is bright blonde.

 

[GearProject20]

I used to enjoy the Killstream but I stopped watching for the most part after Knoxville. I think the writing was on the wall when Zidan finally called it quits.

 

[Dr.JohanAspergers]

PPP is a ginger, I think the hair is just too light to see.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Ralph's Gunt is Hairy, PPP's gunt is not.
We haven't seen Ralph's asshole yet but PPP's was not hairy.
If there's a pattern there...

You'e gone too far down the rabbit hole.

 

[The Wokest]

Excuse my utter exceptionalism, but doesn't that mean PPP shaves his ass? Or do some not have any hair down there?

It's genetical or hormonal. If it's genetical a lack of facial/body hair also decreases PPP's chances of going bald. Hormonal on the other hand means he is low T.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

It's genetical or hormonal. If it's genetical a lack of facial/body hair also decreases PPP's chances of going bald. Hormonal on the other hand means he is low T.

Its because he's taking estrogen, to become a beautiful trans woman.

 

[GameDevAnon]

It's genetical or hormonal. If it's genetical a lack of facial/body hair also decreases PPP's chances of going bald. Hormonal on the other hand means he is low T.

This conversation is getting all kinds of fucking weird. Stop it, Epstein.