Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[PinstripeLuns]

Alex is streaming some RPGmaker looking game called Misao right now. Hearing him read the dialogue for the female characters is really creepy.

You mean that game where a girl that was killed by her teacher for avoiding his creepy advances haunts the school?

Poetic.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

You mean that game where a girl that was killed by her teacher for avoiding his creepy advances haunts the school?

Poetic.

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Hey at least the teacher had a positive reputation and had some of his students crush on him (despite being yoshikage kira 2.0) before it turns out he was guano insane unlike alex who always and will look like a goblin that lives in a cave full of waifu dakimakuras and always held a terrible reputation.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

Hey at least the teacher had a positive reputation and had some of his students crush on him (despite being yoshikage kira 2.0) before it turns out he was guano insane unlike alex who always and will look like a goblin that lives in a cave full of waifu dakimakuras and always held a terrible reputation.

But it was all fake, he got plastic surgery - him and Alex both hide behind attractive masks (like the time Alex hid behind the persona of a young girl) because they're insecure weirdos.

Also he had a hand fetish, which now that I think about it, Alex has worse ones

 

[consoomlecoomchalice24153]

But it was all fake, he got plastic surgery - him and Alex both hide behind attractive masks (like the time Alex hid behind the persona of a young girl) because they're insecure weirdos.

Also he had a hand fetish, which now that I think about it, Alex has worse ones

There is an actual fetish for fucking hands?

 

[The Cum Consumer]

There is an actual fetish for fucking hands?

Dude, I've seen fetishes on /d/ that makes hands look vanilla as shit.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

There is an actual fetish for fucking hands?

Oh you sweet summer child you have no idea what can and is some sick fuck's fetish. While hand fetishists are rare compared to foot fetishists they exist and like @The Cum Consumer said, there are far, far worse fetishes out there. Like actual brain fucking for example.

 

[Gilgamesh The Pharmacy]

Also he had a hand fetish,

- had a Hand fetish
- In his thirties
- Puts on a "pleasant" mask that hides the darkness inside of him.
Great a bootleg Kira, so not even he's original.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

- had a Hand fetish
- In his thirties
- Puts on a "pleasant" mask that hides the darkness inside of him.
Great a bootleg Kira, so not even he's original.

I literally called him yoshikage kira 2.0 not too long ago.

Hey at least the teacher had a positive reputation and had some of his students crush on him (despite being yoshikage kira 2.0) before it turns out he was guano insane unlike alex who always and will look like a goblin that lives in a cave full of waifu dakimakuras and always held a terrible reputation.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

There is an actual fetish for fucking hands?

There are many questions that should only be asked if you are absolutely sure you want to know the answer. You're standing on the precipice, staring down into the abyss.

On another subject, the Discord is being its usual bipolar self. Conversation seems to flip between children happily discussing how little miss Yandere "won't let anything get in the way of her getting her man, so her killing pets and other animals is perfectly fine", general roleplaying and people gushing about how wonderful it's going to be once Osana is officially included in the game with a side dish of discussion of "Yandere" anime characters the yandere label really doesn't apply to.

Meanwhile, in one of the off topic channels:

Spoiler: Not fine too

At least they're not posting essentially age inappropriate anime tits anymore.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

There are many questions that should only be asked if you are absolutely sure you want to know the answer. You're standing on the precipice, staring down into the abyss.

On another subject, the Discord is being its usual bipolar self. Conversation seems to flip between children happily discussing how little miss Yandere "won't let anything get in the way of her getting her man, so her killing pets and other animals is perfectly fine", general roleplaying and people gushing about how wonderful it's going to be once Osana is officially included in the game with a side dish of discussion of "Yandere" anime characters the yandere label really doesn't apply to.

Meanwhile, in one of the off topic channels:

Spoiler: Not fine too

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At least they're not posting essentially age inappropriate anime tits anymore.

Did...did alex really say that at one point? Because if so, that isn't surprising but it's still- ugh......

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Did...did alex really say that at one point? Because if so, that isn't surprising but it's still- ugh......

I have no idea, and I think I'm fine without knowing for certain. All I know is that was quote #88, and there's at least 87 more quotes I think I can pass on. Not going to be looking at that channel again.

Edit: Also, the cum chalice and other image raiding is back in full force today. I guess some board somewhere is bored.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

I have no idea, and I think I'm fine without knowing for certain. All I know is that was quote #88, and there's at least 87 more quotes I think I can pass on. Not going to be looking at that channel again.

Edit: Also, the cum chalice and other image raiding is back in full force today. I guess some board somewhere is bored.
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I know kids can be fucking stupid, but do they think that people criticising Dev are walking into his basement, grabbing him by the fucking chicken neck and demanding Osana to be in the game? Nothing anyone has said against him has physically stopped him from continuing to make the fucking game - Sean Murray (guy beind No Man's Sky) got fucking bomb threats and even he was able to fix his game.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Which one of you faggots was this?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

great, now because of you retards going and chatting in the stream, they’re going to actually watch what they’re saying and/or refrain from talking there. great going guys

 

[Lexi62]

Someone already found out how to expel Osana

Okay I'll admit...the chibi for the expulsion meter is really cute. The voice acting for Osana and the councilor really aren't that bad....that's the only compliments I have though.
Those animations are so awkward and hard to look at. Like when she found her phone? Who just stands there like that? Why not have her pick it up rather than just stand there with her hands by her face? Literally nothing is different from how you expelled Kakona. That body guard is creepy and annoying. She literally does nothing except follow Osana? She doesn't feel at all like a human.
I hate how all the students walk in in groups. It's as bad as when they walked in a line into class. Only difference is that now they fill up more space.

And the fact there's nothing to do after you've gone through with each task other than skip through the day and go home? So boring...

Also...Osana and "Senpai" are neighbors right? Just cause she's expelled doesn't mean they won't talk and he won't hear her side of the story. How she was framed. If he's such a nice guy and they're so close, why would he be so quick to turn his back on her? He sounds more like a pushover/jerk to me. Talk about bad writing. You'd think he'd have realized this at some point in his writing that how he wants Taro to come across is inconsistent.

 

[José Mourinho]

I wonder, how does one even leave a computer out there for this long?

Tf is that ?

A subreddit for Yandere Simulator! (sans the censorship of its creator!!).

old.reddit.com

Tf is that ? : Osana

archived 12 May 2020 06:05:22 UTC

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And wow look at all these hair designs. Totally not ripoffs!

Edit: Also, the cum chalice and other image raiding is back in full force today. I guess some board somewhere is bored.

Apparently Osana is gonna be released this month or next month, if it's actually true and if it will actually happen, I would give that the benefit of the doubt, but the idea of getting raided with unfunny cum chalices which is how Osana got delayed is stupidly dumb. Even the Alphabet Challenge already made me very doubtful about it.

The cum chalice video is like the least worst thing Alex has ever done. Cringey? Maybe but for an old video it had some charm. If getting bombarded by this makes you upset you really need to get a grip. Even at least Mike Matei already embraced the Brown Bricks memes pretty quick already.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

I literally called him yoshikage kira 2.0 not too long ago.

"My name is Alex Mahan. I'm 35 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Los Angeles, where all the suburbs are, and I am not married. I work as a Lead developer for the Yandere Simulator, and I sit at home and work on the game every day for 12 hours at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 3 AM PM, and make sure I get five hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a chalice of warm cum and doing about 4 hours of streaming before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any gremlims, like hate and shame, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."

 

[SIGSEGV]

Alex talks about his addiction to video games

I can't tell if he was talking about Xenoblade 2 or Yandere Simulator in this one

 

[LitmusPaper]

TRO tweeted about his video on Alex getting YouTube'd by YouTube for limited ads. Not clear if Alex was involved, but it's fucking funny that YouTube thinks that talking about Alex is equivalent to "Recent events dealing with war, death or tragedy."
I wouldn't put it past him, he and Cleveland tend to overreact.

The Inactive Opinion on Twitter

“I thought this new system of self-review would be fun. I was wrong.”

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[The Husbando Collector]

TRO tweeted about his video on Alex getting YouTube'd by YouTube for limited ads. Not clear if Alex was involved, but it's fucking funny that YouTube thinks that talking about Alex is equivalent to "Recent events dealing with war, death or tragedy."
I wouldn't put it past him, he and Cleveland tend to overreact.
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The Inactive Opinion on Twitter

“I thought this new system of self-review would be fun. I was wrong.”

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Oh boy Alex, you fucking moron. You just had to bite the one person that was giving you the benefit of the doubt and playing devil's advocate for you. Can't wait until RTO decides 'fuck it, I was way too nice with this worthless twat' and gives you a new gaping asshole the size of Kentucky, you absolute re.tard.