Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[instythot]

Maybe @Flamenco. Fator absolutely hates PPP.

So does Flamenco. Except his only material is repeating the "do pushups" joke that his master would REEEEEE at if it were aimed at him

 

[GameDevAnon]

I think our only real hope is that Gaytor or Flamenco realize what a piece of shit Ralph is and leak this.

Maybe @Flamenco. Fator absolutely hates PPP.

You guys are out of your minds if you think Ralph doesn't have enough dirt on Flamenco and Gator to permanently destroy them if they ever decide to speak out against him. This is a guy who recorded a conversation with Randbot about his wife's miscarriage and used it for blackmail.

 

[Guntleman]

So does Flamenco. Except his only material is repeating the "do pushups" joke that his master would REEEEEE at if it were aimed at him

True but PPP hasn't attacked him as much.

You guys are out of your minds if you think Ralph doesn't have enough dirt on Flamenco and Gator to permanently destroy them if they ever decide to speak out against him. This is a guy who recorded a conversation with Randbot about his wife's miscarriage and used it for blackmail.

Fator, definitely. Flamenco, maybe. I doubt a guy who claims to be actually autistic is having a lot of conversations off the record.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Dame is really funny. He laughs!
Dick is really funny. He rages!
Ralph is really funny. He ????

Pretends to be a dolphin?

 

[Simulacrum]

You guys are out of your minds if you think Ralph doesn't have enough dirt on Flamenco and Gator to permanently destroy them if they ever decide to speak out against him. This is a guy who recorded a conversation with Randbot about his wife's miscarriage and used it for blackmail.

I don't see what kind of dirt he could have on these two single neets beside revealing their true waifus or something.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Baby wipes, or maybe a bidet.

So THAT'S why Dick mailed Ralph a bidet.

 

[Guntleman]

I don't see what kind of dirt he could have on these two single neets beside revealing their true waifus or something.

Is Flamenco's real name out there?

 

[Kulee Baba]

I leave the thread for a day and the thread moves 50 pages jesus christ.

Dame is really funny. He laughs!
Dick is really funny. He rages!
Ralph is really funny. He ????

He was a decent ringleader, can't deny that Ralph Retort killstreams had great comedic content. And now he's ringleadered himself into what will be the most pathetic fight of two morbidly obese slobs slapping each other. Here's to hoping both of them take training seriously, otherwise it'll be a prolonged skit like Asterios vs WaroftheFanboys.

 

[johnisdeer]

Dame is really funny. He laughs!
Dick is really funny. He rages!
Ralph is really funny. He ????

Drinks, alot.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

I don't see what kind of dirt he could have on these two single neets beside revealing their true waifus or something.

Never underestimate the kinds of embarrassing shit people will reveal about themselves in Discord

 

[instythot]

And if I had a dime for every time someone said "Their personal report history will prove it!"

You have two outcomes.
1. The small chance that the reports are there and they're proven a flagger
2. The way bigger chance that the reports are not there because they used an unknown account or had a capo do it, and they use that as proof that they're innocent

You're basically pushing them to do something that they can twist as ammo against their own guilt. It's stupid.

Yeah, people should just be throwing "here is a screenshot of your account. here is a screeshot of the chat. notice the accounts and icons are fucking identical and the account types exactly like you? seems like you're flagging even random nobodies who think you're a faggot. do you just hop in livestreams looking for people you know in chat in case someone calls you a faggot in front of them?" in Ralph's face over and over.

Much more effective and you're almost guaranteed to cause a meltdown with that approach even if he doesn't come clean or fuck up his story

 

[Dr.JohanAspergers]

 

[instythot]

True but PPP hasn't attacked him as much.

Yeah, because he always deliberately refers to Flamenco as an insignificant afterthought. Like has been pointed out, he is really fucking good at getting under people's skin

 

[GameDevAnon]

I doubt a guy who claims to be actually autistic is having a lot of conversations off the record.

I don't think you comprehend exactly how stupid Fagmenco is.

 

[Freedom Fries]

the only good part about Dame is that he hasn't really revealed info about himself outside of that he is chilean, and for all we know thats bullshit/he's an immigrant from chile. he got a lot of good will from the mundane matt bullshit but besides that he isn't known for much more than being a freuqnet guest on the killstream, without them he's fucked. he talks a lot about the money he gets from youtube, it must be a memeology thing where the meager sum he gets from youtube allows him to live like a king in his country. its either this or runescape farming.

I actually think his biggest successes were the supercuts of the Young Turks breakdowns on election night and thereafter

 

[GameDevAnon]

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Perfect.
Now we need to get this image to PPP, Surfer, and Godwinson so they can print t-shirts to sell.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

So anyone planning on buying this totally cool shirt or nah?
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What an insult, they just come off a show where they shilled for Israel and they kicked off Randbot for being too nazi repeatedly, but they'll just shamelessly use White Nationalism as a moniker to sell T-Shirts while not even allowing the idea to be properly discussed on the show with anybody isn't a total milquetoast mainstream loser like Mark Collette or Sargon. I don't know why you'd want to associate yourself with the KKK if you want to cleanup the show?
Why would you endorse the idea in your merch, aka what your fanbase buys, if you don't want to properly talk about it on your show? He'll just say it's a joke but it's just hiding the fact Ralph is simply incapable of holding and maintaining interesting discussions anymore.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Dame is really funny. He laughs!

If you have never watched Dame's videos about TYT, then you won't understand his real appeal.

 

[Vetti]

What an insult, they just come off a show where they shilled for Israel and they kicked off Randbot for being too nazi repeatedly, but they'll just shamelessly use White Nationalism as a moniker to sell T-Shirts while not even allowing the idea to be properly discussed on the show with anybody isn't a total milquetoast mainstream loser like Mark Collette or Sargon. I don't know why you'd want to associate yourself with the KKK if you want to cleanup the show?
Why would you endorse the idea in your merch, aka what your fanbase buys, if you don't want to properly talk about it on your show? He'll just say it's a joke but it's just hiding the fact Ralph is simple incapable of holding and maintaining interesting discussions anymore.

I'm starting to think maybe this "Ethan Ralph" guy doesn't actually believe in anything and is maybe just in it for the grift.

 

[Sneakypete]

If you have never watched Dame's videos about TYT, then you won't understand his real appeal.

His long video on the history of the Cenk the water buffalo was great