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Have Chinny and Peetz gotten violently ill from eating burgers made from ground beef that was thawing on the counter for too long? Is she stuck in the half bath off the kitchen?
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Well, she supposedly left meat out on the counter and let it spoil when the quarantine started. She was going to make meatloaf for her "healthy homemade mukbang" then she shows us another fast food pigout saying the meat went bad. So either she lied about that or she doesn't learn. Why not bolth, amirite?Have Chinny and Peetz gotten violently ill from eating burgers made from ground beef that was thawing on the counter for too long? Is she stuck in the half bath off the kitchen?
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What this really means is that she's been beezing on junk food but that's okay because she'll get back on her diet. Tomorrow.
Every new day is another chance for Chantal to fail, in the same old way. Thank god her calendar’s theme for May is “don’t give up!”.Okay so we’re going with Instagram vagueposting about new beginnings and faux inspirational shit? Got it.
Like a true addictI heard Chantal buys kraft dinner just toeatsnort the powdered cheese packets
She’s always done this.Okay so we’re going with Instagram vagueposting about new beginnings and faux inspirational shit? Got it.
Despite the current speed of the cycle, I'm putting my bet in for B with an extra side of smug. Something along the lines of "Hey guys hey guys hey, I've been so good this week. No fast food can you believe it!‽ HaHa! Maybe moving out has given me more willpower?"
This claim will immediately be disputed by a very obvious pile of wadded up Arby's bags on the kitchen counter in the background.
It’s like fucking Groundhog Day, but instead of learning anything, she just gets fatter.Same. Chantal will keep up the charade for a few more videos, all the while likely still eating trash off camera. She'll eventually wear down about doing it off camera and start by introducing maybe vegan takeout and then finally drop all the pretense of eating better. She'll mention that she knows where she's gone wrong, and it's that she can't just deprive herself of these foods and that she can still eat fast food on camera if it's her only meal for the day. She'll say we don't see what she eats off camera before finally, after a few videos, telling us that she's tired of everyone coming at her about her weight. She'll reiterate that we don't see how she eats off camera and then tell us that she's done talking about her weight and that her channel isn't a weight loss channel.
Then we start the whole thing over again.
She is not wrong. Becoming infertile, getting kicked out by Bibi and being forced to move in a new "luxurious" apartment with her cuck of an ex-fiance, are all big changes she has had recently.View attachment 1287418
What this really means is that she's been beezing on junk food but that's okay because she'll get back on her diet. Tomorrow.
Oh to be a cockroach on the wall at Chantal & Peetz's luxury Hovel of Horrors right now. Peetz is likely upstairs in his boy-cave, guarding the snacks hidden under his sad little single bed and carefully stashed behind his X-men figurines.And how is she going to start eating again?
A. Defiant: I'm not a weight loss journey channel, and I shouldn't have mentioned my weight. I am going to eat fast food on camera but diet behind the scenes.
B. Denial: Silently go back on camera still pretending to do healthy mukbangs until Peetz gives away the fact she's been eating crap all along?
C. Anger: Scream about addiction and it's too hard without professional help. Canada doesn't have in-patient therapy for food addicts blah blah..
D. Sad: Teary-eyed no make-up vid, crying about how something bad happened in her life and she went off the wagon and it caused a tumble back into Arby’s and fast-food is too good to give up.
E: Religious: After the tragic funeral, she discovers she can raise the dead, like God. Fast food is now like Jesus, the one true religion.
Or any combination. I think D followed by A.
Why do women do this? Post retarded "deep" quotes and buy shit like miniature marquees.View attachment 1287418
What this really means is that she's been beezing on junk food but that's okay because she'll get back on her diet. Tomorrow.
This is more of a minority opinion, but I think in the long run, the infertility will turn out to be the thing to break her. A child by a random man is the last rescue of many women who have nothing in their lives, especially in welfare states, where single motherhood leads to social benefits. Let alone the psychological effect of never being alone again - and Chantal is particularly bad at experiencing loneliness - or the effect of being a part of a new community.
The vision of becoming a mother has saved Amy Slaton's life. It's why a disgusting individual like Amy Ramadan never comes across as suffering from an existential crisis. I fear Chantal won't get so lucky. Peetz is the child she can drive to the comic shop for now, but it's not forever and not something to build one's identity on.
She still has the opportunity to adopt a child if she really wants it, but I really don’t see that happening since she is too lazy to want to take care of a young child. It’s for the better since any child under Chantal‘s care would be left traumatized and neglected.
She still has the opportunity to adopt a child if she really wants it, but I really don’t see that happening since she is too lazy to want to take care of a young child. It’s for the better since any child under Chantal‘s care would be left traumatized and neglected.
This is more of a minority opinion, but I think in the long run, the infertility will turn out to be the thing to break her. A child by a random man is the last rescue of many women who have nothing in their lives, especially in welfare states, where single motherhood leads to social benefits. Let alone the psychological effect of never being alone again - and Chantal is particularly bad at experiencing loneliness - or the effect of being a part of a new community.
The vision of becoming a mother has saved Amy Slaton's life. It's why a disgusting individual like Amy Ramadan never comes across as suffering from an existential crisis. I fear Chantal won't get so lucky. Peetz is the child she can drive to the comic shop for now, but it's not forever and not something to build one's identity on.