Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

[c-no]

Maybe Rogue Warrior?

But, considering it bombed hard, it'd ruin the narrative to admit so... That would prove the GamerGators aren't nearly as bad as they are accused of being if a FPS starring a beefy, bearded, tatted-up Alt-Right Poster Boy who single-handedly slits the throats of an entire nation's armed forces, individually, while cussing the whole time, wasn't what they wanted....

Hell, they accused GTA5 and RDR of being alt-right games, apparently because they didn't force-quit you to desktop immediately if you shot a woman/minority.

Don't forget, that beardy poster boy is fighting COMMIES which likle won't settle well for those that are either thinking the game is some sort of western propaganda or unironically think North Korea is wholly innocent or that Rogue Warrior is designed to create a phobia towards Koreans.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

She's got a point, fellas. Proper hygiene is a good way to avoid getting 'Rona. Proper hygiene requires showering. And we all know how much the Nazis liked sending people to showers.

 

[Positron]

Tonight We Riot Devs Wanted To Make An 'Unapologetically Leftist' Game

So don't blame anyone if your game got pirated all over, okay?

 

[escapegoat]

Steal This Game.

 

[Corn Flakes]

My best guess would be something like Ethnic Cleansing, a game where you play as a white supremacist/Neo-nazi gunning down blacks and Jewish people.

Ah, there we go. That's what Hatred got wrong: they had the protagonist killing too many different groups.

 

[Book Thief]

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

This isn't helped by the fact that what caused the lockdown to be initiated in the first place is an extremely shitty and badly coded computer model.

Huh, the "climate crisis" relies on a lot of suspiciously pessimistic models that insist we need to pay more taxes, instead of reducing our dependence on cheap foreign goods, made in countries with shitty labour laws and environmental protections, and to invest in expensive, inefficient, non-recyclable technologies instead of investing in nuclear and natural gas.

Weird how all these computer models seem to be questionable, but they always indicate that more taxes, more power invested in gov't, and fewer personal freedoms are always the solution to the latest "crisis."

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So many people that think that comment is some kind of gotcha are exactly the sort of assholes that think they'll be anything other than a farm drudge, in a communist state.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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She's got a point, fellas. Proper hygiene is a good way to avoid getting 'Rona. Proper hygiene requires showering. And we all know how much the Nazis liked sending people to showers.

Nazis are really into cleansing.

 

[Shield Breaker]

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https://twitter.com/APStylebook/status/1258768634169757697 (https://archive.vn/25hrZ)

Just call her a ho.

 

[Dave.]

I just fucking can’t anymore

 

[Rohan Davey]

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Jesus fucking christ.

Up next: Ovensplaining.

 

[SiccDicc]

Given that Call of the Duty was name dropped because “army is the good guys”, you’re right on the money. Doubly hilarious is how a supposed communist game is still expecting us to fork over $14.99 for a pixel brawler. Triple hilarious is the insane /v/ threads it’s producing.

I also understand it's only three hours long with no replayability.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

You have to love how they throw Netflix in there even when they try to cater to them. Nothing will ever be gay enough for them.

Leave it to these chuds to take the awesomeness out of Norse mythology. God forbid they go for Celtic mythology next.

Say what you will about mainline Christianity, but at least it's SJW proof (ironically, since a lot of real historical movements for social justice used Christianity to justify them).

Fun fact: Galileo was an asshole and the reason why he got into so much shit while Copernicus didn't was because mocked the Pope's crappy theory in his work. It wasn't written like a scientific paper of today, but a dialogue. I forget the name, but the guy representing the Pope (who he was friendly with) was named something like Imbecile. So, Galileo wasn't punished for disagreeing with the Bible, but for shit talking a powerful political leader in his essay.

Galileo would fit in right here on the farms.

Sooooooo... what would be an "unapologetically rightist" game, in their view? Postal? Hatred? Custer's Revenge? What?

Roller Coaster Tycoon

 

[Mr Snek]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/290690/Tonight_We_Riot/

Since we're talking about SJWs and video games, my friend sent me this link yesterday. At first I thought it might be a standard evil regime overthrowing game, but then I clicked the link and found this.


Looks like a palette swap of Syndrome, which I will admit is kind of cool. The tagline of "To build a better society we have to destroy the old one first." is pretty funny too. It's pretty much what you expect, plenty of muh capitalism and muh oppression.


In all honesty the game doesn't look too bad gameplay and art wise, it kind of reminds me of old Nitrome flash games, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh my ass off when I first read the page. The reviews are pretty great too.


Oh yeah and they're selling it for 15USD. Truly a great critique of capitalism.

 

[AnOminous]

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She's got a point, fellas. Proper hygiene is a good way to avoid getting 'Rona. Proper hygiene requires showering. And we all know how much the Nazis liked sending people to showers.

And we all know Talia Lavin, the mountainous hambeast, hates showers. Bitch probably smells like a side of beef left outside in July.

 

[Matthew216]

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Honey, not everything is about you.

 

[Syaoran Li]

My best guess would be something like Ethnic Cleansing, a game where you play as a white supremacist/Neo-nazi gunning down blacks and Jewish people.

The funniest part about that is that Ethnic Cleansing is considered one of the worst video games of all time, right alongside Superman 64, Mass Effect Andromeda, Custer's Revenge, the E.T. game, and John Romero's infamous Daikatana.

Putting the Neo-Nazi elements aside, the game is just poorly designed with bad gameplay and bad graphics.

I suppose Tonight We Riot is likely going to end up as Ethnic Cleansing's left-wing equivalent by the end of this.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I suppose Tonight We Riot is likely going to end up as Ethnic Cleansing's left-wing equivalent by the end of this.

Nah, it's working with a very tried-and-true formula, so it'll probably just be yet another average-to-competent indie game that carries itself on presentation. It'll make a little splash then vanishe in due time to being short and shallow.

You have to admit that it's a great strategy, too: release a game that would be worth $5 at most on a mobile store for $15 on Steam, call it "smashing capitalism", and rake in the dough.

 

[Book Thief]

Nah, it's working with a very tried-and-true formula, so it'll probably just be yet another average-to-competent indie game that carries itself on presentation. It'll make a little splash then vanished in due time to being short and shallow.

You have to admit that it's a great strategy, too: release a game that would be worth $5 at most on a mobile store for $15 on Steam, call it "smashing capitalism", and rake in the dough.

I'd consider it the equivalent in terms of ideology, rather than game quality. I don't care who objects to me playing the "Both Sides" card when one side is Literal Nazis, Antifags are equal in terms of delusional, violent, and dogmatic beliefs coupled with a burning hatred of anyone who isn't "them."

 

[AMHOLIO]

But there’s always hope. While giving a talk at Game Developers Conference 2019 with Night in the Woods creators Scott Benson and Bethany Hockenberry, Anderson was heartened to see the room packed with folks eager to learn more about the co-op studio model.

Ah fuck of course they're buddy buddy. Even if you like the concept of worker owned studios, being associated with these boobs is like saying you're friends with the mold on bread.

Seeing Bioshock Infinite mentioned by them hurt me. It wasn't perfect by any means, but I dread to think what a fuck of a plot would have been if these guys wrote it. I could only imagine something even messier with more pandering and stupidity.
They missed one of the game's basic themes too: violence begets violence, the cycle leaves people empty and hollow, and the only way to end the cycle is to choose to stop. That's why the protest were seen as bad, they logically continued the cycle of violence and hurt people without regards to the value of human life for the cause. You can argue how successfully they portrayed the message but the message is consistent at least.

It's every single successful video game ever, because capitalism. I think the overton window was pushed off the left side of the page.

So if their communist fuck you trump game turns a profit, is it truly communist?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/290690/Tonight_We_Riot/

Since we're talking about SJWs and video games, my friend sent me this link yesterday. At first I thought it might be a standard evil regime overthrowing game, but then I clicked the link and found this.
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Looks like a palette swap of Syndrome, which I will admit is kind of cool. The tagline of "To build a better society we have to destroy the old one first." is pretty funny too. It's pretty much what you expect, plenty of muh capitalism and muh oppression.
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In all honesty the game doesn't look too bad gameplay and art wise, it kind of reminds me of old Nitrome flash games, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh my ass off when I first read the page. The reviews are pretty great too.
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Oh yeah and they're selling it for 15USD. Truly a great critique of capitalism.

This is the game that was in the article, homie. Good to know there's a steam page for it, curious about the reviews.

Honestly I'm impressed they finished a game considering how many projects sjws tend to talk and drop. Good on them for that. That president Trump parody they have going on still makes me laugh though.

Edit: we need the glorious picture of the all powerful god emperor blumph here again