DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Honzou]

One of the more annoying aspects of Phil, for me, is how he will jump at any chance to whine about how much he busts his ass. That streaming is a "real job" , etc. But when someone asks him to do a special challenge in a game, or to play something besides Minecraft and Animal Crossing, it's always: I JUST WANT PLAY GAMES AND RELAX DOOD! WHY WOULD A PLAY A GAME TO DO WORK?

He's the king of suffering. This lazy faggot recently claimed that his job is more stressful than running a restaurant. You know those businesses that are going under left and right because of corona chan? Even without a pandemic it's a stressful industry with thin profit margins. I'm sure sitting on a cum stained loveseat playing minecraft is more stressful than managing employees and real businesses expenses.

 

[Tumbo]

Phil is in essence a boling pit of rage and regret that he simply takes out on his paypigs Ch7 or not he knows his life is miserable and short of harakiri their is no way out.

 

[Faded]

He's on a payment plan for his federal taxes from 2018, and he claimed/intimated that he hadn't kept up on 2019's taxes and would be trying to get a payment plan for that as well.

Do you want a life tip.

You can set up a checking .account.

Then you can automatically filter money into "sub-accounts", which are designated for certain things. Taxes, groceries.
That way you never see the money and it's easy to keep track of.

Capital one 360 checking account does this I think.

That way you know you've covered all the monthly outgoings, and the rest you can have in a guilt free spending pot.

 

[Plastic Love]

Do you want a life tip.

You can set up a checking .account.

Then you can automatically filter money into "sub-accounts", which are designated for certain things. Taxes, groceries.
That way you never see the money and it's easy to keep track of.

Capital one 360 checking account does this I think.

That way you know you've covered all the monthly outgoings, and the rest you can have in a guilt free spending pot.

Yes but this is Phil we are talking about here. Money comes in, money goes to the Hulkster account. It's that simple. There is no way business degree Burnell could figure out something like "budgeting", "multiple accounts" (yes its all business related you nudnik!), or "priorities". Its his money and fuck the bank and fuck the IRS.

 

[hundredthousand]

What is with his guy "crap_cock"? I remember that guy appearing a few months ago and was sure it was a troll / burner account. But now the motherfucker cheers constantly with stupid questions.

Is this the infamous pignosis? Dropping big money to have your name read out by Phil in front of the other spergs and getting a special "bits icon". wtf.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

He'll also happily put crap_cock up in full.

He also puts una_vergotota as the top tip which means a huge cock in spanish.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Mr. Gouty Olympia 2020.


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His shirt looks soaked with gouty sweat. Did he pull a lot of pudshards on break?

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's the king of suffering. This lazy faggot recently claimed that his job is more stressful than running a restaurant. You know those businesses that are going under left and right because of corona chan? Even without a pandemic it's a stressful industry with thin profit margins. I'm sure sitting on a cum stained loveseat playing minecradt is more stressful than managing employees and real businesses expenses.

That any of the pigs actually bought his answer is astonishing since he's never owned/run a restaurant.

 

[GloryBoy]

Ricky from Trailer Park Boys = DSP

Proof:

-black hair
-caucasian
-male
-live in north eastern north america
-fat
-middle aged
-proficient at getting out of trouble, rarely has to face consequences for actions
-relationship with gf is constantly in flux
-unabashed scumbag
-scams people
-makes a lot of money but ends up losing it all because of stupid reasons
-low iq
-low iq causes them to coin idioms born from mishearing/not understanding certain phrases
-get really mad because of their own fuckups

the list goes on.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I’m sure Tevin will convey Phil’s warmest greetings tonight when he fucks Phil’s mom.

Ricky from Trailer Park Boys = DSP

Proof:

-black hair
-caucasian
-male
-live in north eastern north america
-fat
-middle aged
-proficient at getting out of trouble, rarely has to face consequences for actions
-relationship with gf is constantly in flux
-unabashed scumbag
-scams people
-makes a lot of money but ends up losing it all because of stupid reasons
-low iq
-low iq causes them to coin idioms born from mishearing/not understanding certain phrases
-get really mad because of their own fuckups

the list goes on.

Washington State is a little far from the east coast.


Then again, you’re dumb enough to be entertained by Trailer Park Boys, so...

 

[Pargon]

Ricky from Trailer Park Boys = DSP

Proof:

-black hair
-caucasian
-male
-live in north eastern north america
-fat
-middle aged
-proficient at getting out of trouble, rarely has to face consequences for actions
-relationship with gf is constantly in flux
-unabashed scumbag
-scams people
-makes a lot of money but ends up losing it all because of stupid reasons
-low iq
-low iq causes them to coin idioms born from mishearing/not understanding certain phrases
-get really mad because of their own fuckups

the list goes on.

Counterpoints:

• Ricky is actually good at something: growing dope. He regularly puts that talent to use making money. Phil is good at nothing.
• Ricky is a caring, dedicated father/grandfather. A great deal of what he does is in the name of taking care of Trinity and Mo. Phil doesn't give a shit about anyone besides himself.
• Ricky gets out of trouble because he's good at fast talking and the authority figures he regularly encounters are dumb as fuck. Phil weasels his way out of things out of dumb luck and whining.
• Ricky canonically has a huge dick and despite his greasiness is charismatic. Phil couldn't charm his way out of a paper bag.

If Phil had any sense he'd wish he was Ricky.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Yeah I was gonna say, that's a serious insult to Ricky. I'd hang out with Ricky, I wouldn't want to be in the same room as DSP.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

You could argue that Cory and Trevor are like his paypig/fans.

"Boys, Tips(smokes)."

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Imagine what DSP must smell like at the end of a stream. He looks like he smells really bad.

 

[GloryBoy]

I’m sure Tevin will convey Phil’s warmest greetings tonight when he fucks Phil’s mom.

Washington State is a little far from the east coast.


Then again, you’re dumb enough to be entertained by Trailer Park Boys, so...

I thought he lived in Connecticut for some reason

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I thought he lived in Connecticut for some reason

He left there years ago, which was why continuing to own that condo in Connecticut was so stupid of him.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

His shirt looks soaked with gouty sweat. Did he pull a lot of pudshards on break?

The coloration of that shirt makes the shadow from his microphone look like a sweatstain. This has been pointed out to Phil multiple times but he still wears it regularly.

 

[Gramh]

He ____, which is why continuing _____ was so stupid of him. Now you can apply it to every DSP moment!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The coloration of that shirt makes the shadow from his microphone look like a sweatstain. This has been pointed out to Phil multiple times but he still wears it regularly.

What do you want Phil to do? He can't wear another shirt. He barely has $200 worth of clothes. Except when he brags about having so many clothes he doesn't know what to do.

It's not like he filmed multiple walkthroughs of his home where he showed multiple dressers and a closet filled with shirts. It's not like he filmed dozens of unboxing videos with a brand new tshirt in each one.

Maybe I am assuming too much. Maybe Phil donated all of the clothes he doesn't wear. He just happened to not donate his ten year old vest he never wore or the twenty year old suit that doesn't fit.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

What is with his guy "crap_cock"?

He likes having his name on Phil's screen when there isn't a big cheer paypig. I hate to admit that Phil saying krahp_kahk makes me chuckle.