Just a recap, since the timeline here might be confusing some people.
She already broke her Fast Food Funeral vows days ago.
The actual Fast Food Funeral was shot on Tuesday, but uploaded Thursday night. Three pieces of evidence confirm this. 1) she washed her hair on Wednesday (possibly Thursday) for her Pizza Hut Mukbang, but reverts to greasy hair bun in Thursday's Funeral upload, almost incontrovertibly proving the video is out of order. 2) In the Funeral, she repeatedly notices how extra-long the lines were at Taco Bell. That is because it was Cinco de Mayo. 3) As she devours her taco, she remarks that she hasn't had a taco in such a long time. However, on Tuesday night she uploaded Taco Bell Mukbang Stacker Box two days before she uploaded the funeral containing the remark. So, her timeline snarl makes it seem like she had forgotten tacos she had just eaten. She was too dumb or arrogant to think anyone might notice.
So, what gives? She bought the stacker box during the Funeral (no way she only bought two tacos anyway), brought it home, and made a mukbang out of it. When she said she hadn't eaten a taco in a long time, it was true (if one month ago counts as a long time). She either didn't realize yet that she would upload herself eating the post-Funeral tacos before uploading the Funeral itself or she knew (she bought the stacker box, after all) but figured all along that she could upload out of order and get an extra two days of eating in before going public.
So here is her real timeline:
Tuesday afternoon, May 5: shoots the funeral video; doesn't realize it is Cinco de Mayo. Buys a stacker box while vowing adios fast food!
Tuesday evening, May 5: Eats the stacker box as a mukbang, uploads it late on Tuesday evening (Wednesday morning, her time)
Wednesday, May 6: Removes hair bun and washes her filthy hair
Wednesday, May 6 or possibly Thursday May 7: Uploads Pizza Hut Mukbang, Remember, nobody knows about the funeral yet.
Thursday, May 7 Funeral is uploaded, viewers think her sobriety starts now, when it already ended two days ago
Friday, May 8, no upload
Saturday, May 9 Homemade Cheeseburgers and What I Ate Today! Feat Peetz! uploaded
Sunday, May 10, no upload
Monday, May 11, no upload
Tuesday, May 12, Today marks one week since she shot her bathetic funeral video. No evidence has emerged that anything has changed, She is still as dishonest and corrupt as she has always been. Maybe not quite as bad as eating chicken in front of your vegan viewers' faces and lying to them by saying it is vegan chicken. But it is still pretty dishonest and corrupt anyway.
This was all just another one-day gimmick that didn't last the day. If anything positive were happening, she'd be uploading like mad. She'd also be doing more on Instagram than posting bromides about failure being ok.
No, there isn't much sense in speculating if she's been sticking to any resolutions or anything; Clotso is just lurching through another month of eating, lying, dunderheadedness, wheezing, and being a pill.
I enjoy times like these. In a way, her in-your-face deceitfulness is as honest as it gets on her channel.
