Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Victim2988]

I still can't figure out 100% if his preaching thing is an act or not. I think it's an act, because the answer he gave about when he was kicked out of his church was not something a real christian -even a real moderate modern christian- would say. Something like "they can't understand because they are all in their 50s or 60s, they are all dead soon anyway". WTF. Jesus disagrees.

 

[AnOminous]

It's incredibly funny but a bit of a tragedy too.

Nothing involving a butthole and a webcam is a tragedy. Not even when the person died like Julie Terryberry and this dude is entirely alive.

 

[Donbasstard]

In his defense he was like a 18-19 year old who drank an entire bottle of rum and smoked a ton of weed.

I’d concede that point to you if this incident was an isolated one. The whole IRL fight thing tips the scale for me. But so far I see this as a minor cow. Edit out all the slap fighting and maybe 20 pages tops.

 

[Captain Manning]

He won't because of aversion to making money on the internet but he should because its funny as fuck

I was gonna say that even if he didn't have an aversion to making money, he wouldn't make any.

In his defense he was like a 18-19 year old who drank an entire bottle of rum and smoked a ton of weed. People do exceptional shit all the time when their a wasted teen fresh out of high school, unfortunately PPP had a web camera filming him. The one picture circulating around is conveniently the same one gunty bragged about taking. It's incredibly funny but a bit of a tragedy too.

Jim once fingerbanged his (then) girlfriend on a live stream while shitfaced, and we've never heard the end of it.

The moral of the story is don't live stream while drunk or high if you have a propensity to act like a jackass while you're drunk or high.

 

[Popper Whiting]

I'll start this off by saying I've liked PPP this last few days, I find his antics to be funny and how he has gotten a lot of quite frankly lazy and complacent e-celebs reeling and upset is hilarious. But the guy has a couple of exceptional qualities:

1. The aforementioned butthole shot. I just have the opinion that if you're stupid enough to have a picture of your asshole circulated online you probably aint playing with a full deck. This goes for e-girls, celebrities, people who get their nudes leaked by their exes. It is a blanket rule that if you're asshole is online it is hard to take you seriously.

2. The fact he was turning up to the protests where that Antifa incident occured. I cant take anyone turning up to these political type things in general seriously. The politcal side of the internet has become extremely stupid and getting caught up in a Baked Alaska/Laura Loomer/Milo Yiannopolis like situation with Canadian Antifa isn't something to be proud of. Anyone involved in these public political tard outs wearing their stupid little uniforms (suits, button shirts and tiki torches, masks and hoodies, pink vagina hats etc.) are idiotic no matter which side of politics they claim allegiance to. Seven god damned years of watching people make idiots out of themselves over this shallow Blue vs Red stuff means I can't take anyone doing it seriously.

3. The tagging in of Leopirate during the Jim stream. He had momentum with the craziness he just needed to maintain that but brought in someone who is still assblasted Daddy Jim didn't lead during Gamergate (even though he did lead by example by saying fuck this gay shit and bailing). Though I do like the reaction he got from the Gunt guard when he got Jim to say PPP was funnier on Rackets stream.

Hopefully, however, he keeps flaming this as the sheer amount of upset and chaos he has caused this last week as it has been great, and all props to PPP and Godwinson for pulling it off. He does need a thread to document his antics. As to whether the laughs we will get from him come from what he is doing or at his expense all I've got to say is sit back and wait. Time, as it always does, will tell.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I think the best part of the PPP thing is that his stans are equally funny to poke at, whether they're in on the joke or not.

 

[Captain Manning]

You mentioned me twice without having the balls to tag me, clearly you're afraid of something

Nah Fam. It's just that I recognize that this thread does better without more of the MATI autism you displayed on the first page.

 

[Pump Meat]

The discussion about the accuracy of classifying PPP as a cow is not getting framed properly. This isn’t so much about what he has done in the past, but what he is going to do in the future. PPP keeps intersecting with various cows and starting feuds that intrude into other timelines, you can’t habitually associate with or otherwise engage people like Ralph, Rekita, Dick, Zoom, and somehow stay above it all. If PPP isn’t a cow now, it is a mathematical inevitability that he will become one even if he hadn’t gotten blasted up and goatse Stream.me

Until that day comes, we have to get a handle on this postmodern theater he does with Godwinson and Surfer. I don’t find it funny and I sure as shit don’t get it, but it is creative and meaningful. Most people who have threads here in the mansion are nowhere near as creative as PPP is and they don’t develop an aesthetic like he does.

Now with that being said, does anyone know what church PPP belonged to? I find it hard to believe PPP was an actually ordained pastor, but it certainly is within the realm of possibility.

 

[BSV]

I don't understand why this literal Antifa person is desperately defending PPP.

Here PPP is with a maga hat and a confederate flag in the background.
I don't know how serious this christian, Nationalist, waterfilter salesman is. And how much is just an acted persona. I lean towards him being a bit like alex jones. Crazy in public, and quite sane as a private individual. In any case he chose to become a public figure and a spectacle. It was just a matter of time before he got a thread here. And I think I can say with great certainty that it isn't a personal attack against him. From what I can see most people kind of like him.

Why would being popular and funny shield you from being ridiculed? That is what I don't understand

 

[Karen]

Has anyone called him PPD yet? Because he certainly acts like he has Postpartum something at this rate.

 

[AnOminous]

Has anyone called him PPD yet? Because he certainly acts like he has Postpartum something at this rate.

He'd have to have given birth for that. If he's pregnant, it's like with a fully grown adult who is pretty fat himself.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Has anyone called him PPD yet? Because he certainly acts like he has Postpartum something at this rate.

That doesn't work for me because there used to be a PROGAMER in DOTA that went by PPD

 

[Niggernerd]

His accomplishment involves making ralph and other e-tards seethe, a feat anyone can do.
He's kind of funny but the same way i find retards in public funny.
Edit: Like Jim his fanbase are more of a lolcow than him

 

[BSV]

I don't know if this needs any commentary. It's just something that belongs here quite honestly. Ashton is upset over tyrannical moderation of this thread. And it's Josh's fault. Some truth have been swept away or something. Not quite sure what exactly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skv2yb_x9iM

 

[Sheryl Nome]

His accomplishment involves making ralph and other e-tards seethe, a feat anyone can do.
He's kind of funny but the same way i find retards in public funny.
Edit: Like Jim his fanbase are more of a lolcow than him

But with PPP thats saying something, because this guy showed his asshole on a livestream and the worst Jimbo ever did was finger some chick

His fanbase is incredibly insane and loyal and thats what makes making fun of them so damn funny.

 

[Captain Manning]

But with PPP thats saying something, because this guy showed his asshole on a livestream and the worst Jimbo ever did was finger some chick

His fanbase is incredibly insane and loyal and thats what makes making fun of them so damn funny.

Funniest thing he's done so far wasn't even him. It was restreaming Hollywood God as the "third man." And, as was mentioned earlier, just about anybody can make Ralph go apeshit.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Oh jeez let's not get crazy here. I said I don't believe PPP is cow or that he deserves a cow thread. I said the author wrote whatever spin he wanted it to have. Let's all calm down here. A lot of people wanted this thread so @Superman93 wrote it, a lot of people also think PPP is a cow. Unfortunately that's the way things are, I think I made my feels clear in that correspondence.

Wasn't Ralph stream sniping PPP when he spread his asshole live on Stream.me?

 

[instythot]

Wasn't Ralph stream sniping PPP when he spread his asshole live on Stream.me?

@Perspicacity can answer questions like this almost without fail. Can you clarify for the thread?

Now with that being said, does anyone know what church PPP belonged to? I find it hard to believe PPP was an actually ordained pastor, but it certainly is within the realm of possibility.

Pre-ordained

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Andy Warhol once remarked that 'In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes'. Maybe we're living in a future where everyone will be a lolcow for 15 minutes. PPP's butthole, Dick's trolling of Dr. Phil and Pizza Hut commercial, the Catch Me Outside Girl.

Though come to think of it the total runtime of the Doctor Phil appearance and the Pizza Hut commercial adds to slightly less than 15 minutes and PPP has been trolling the IBS crowd for much more than that, making them look like lolcows while simultaneously making you question the whole idea of 'a lolcow'. And the Catch Me Outside girl managed to parlay her skilfully gained notoriety into a music career that seems lucrative regardless of you feel about her.

And if Dick questioned her 'art' she could simply reply that she makes more money than he does and gets all the dick and shoes she wants. Which I think makes you question what actually is art? Is it art because you made a bunch of incels pay you $20 a month or is it art because you declined any money for your sermons on principle? Can an exposed anus, aimed at poor quality webcam be 'art'? Is a smooth gunt 'art' while a wrinkly, Kuato-like one is a crime against humanity? Is it art to market music to the sort of people I wouldn't feel bad about accidentally reversing over?

People generally react rationally to incentives and if this poor young man felt compelled to expose his asshole to get people to listen to his ideas what does that say about us as a society?

 

[Perspicacity]

Wasn't Ralph stream sniping PPP when he spread his asshole live on Stream.me?

If my memory serves me correctly no, it was actually shortly before the Killstream started. Ralph showed up in PPP's chat and PPP started calling him a cheap kike and such (this when he spread his asshole). Ralph donated a dollar and PPP's stream went down immediately after. I distinctly remember Ralph showing a picture he took of PPP's ass during the start of his show to Nora (the same picture that's everywhere now). They also played some of PPP's videos on the stream.