Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Kosher Dill]

What if Barb dies while Chris's penis is inside her?

That's going to be even worse to fish out than the medallion chunks were.

 

[Old Greg]

Would he even notice at first or put off dealing with it if he came across her dead body. Barb seems like the type who'd just slip away in her sleep.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Would he even notice at first or put off dealing with it if he came across her dead body. Barb seems like the type who'd just slip away in her sleep.

She’s also known to sleep all day. Seeing Barb on the couch motionless wouldn’t really be out of the ordinary for Chris.

 

[deeman]

She’s also known to sleep all day. Seeing Barb on the couch motionless wouldn’t really be out of the ordinary for Chris.

I wonder if Chris is the one that has to go shop for the household, perhaps he only gets take away from Burger King or something?

 

[KiwiJoe]

I wonder if Chris is the one that has to go shop for the household, perhaps he only gets take away from Burger King or something?

I wonded how often Chris uses delivery services, before the pandemic? I know pizza deliveries through phone calls have always been a thing but its been a relatively new concept ordering any other food from an app.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I wonded how often Chris uses delivery services, before the pandemic? I know pizza deliveries through phone calls have always been a thing but its been a relatively new concept ordering any other food from an app.

Deliveries come with the expectation of a tip. I’m sure Chris ordered delivery at one point only to make a stink about having to give a few dollars more than he thought he had to pay.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonded how often Chris uses delivery services, before the pandemic?

I guarantee you weens have already gotten him blacklisted from every form of delivery known to man.

 

[AnOminous]

I guarantee you weens have already gotten him blacklisted from every form of delivery known to man.

He's specifically complained about that.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

He's specifically complained about that.

I wonder if the pizzerias they called actually ended up giving him any of those prank orders. They can only keep so many slices on display before throwing the rest out. Though I’m guessing they assumed Chris was lying about the pranks to score some free pizzas, which seems like something he’d do if he was desperate for food without wanting to dip into toy money.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

People.. People.. Nothing will happen. Sonichu is there. If Barb dies of starvation, bug bites, neglect, whatever, that's all on Sonichu, and the police can't catch Sonichu.
Our dear goddess is safe.

 

[Lucuckzasander]

I wonded how often Chris uses delivery services, before the pandemic? I know pizza deliveries through phone calls have always been a thing but its been a relatively new concept ordering any other food from an app.

I believe Chris has been blacklisited by alot of delivery services due to all the trolls buying him pizzas among other things from nearby stores. So he might have some trouble there.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I believe Chris has been blacklisited by alot of delivery services due to all the trolls buying him pizzas among other things from nearby stores. So he might have some trouble there.

I remember, maybe a year ago he was bitching about ordering from Papa John's. I think he has to call in and verify all his orders before they'll be delivered.

 

[The Dude]

If chris could ever think to himself "Huh, maybe I'm the problem and I need put work into improving myself" we wouldn't have our prize lolcow. I don't see chris ever having any regrets about living his life until he's bedridden in a psyche hospital.

Chris is more likely going to have his life end in a broken down car or behind a dumpster than a psych hospital. For him to be involuntarily committed it would have to be proven in a court of law that he is a danger to himself or others. People don't get committed for being a nutty fruitcake anymore. Chris will likely spend his latter years bouncing between homelessness and brief stints in the county lockup for things like criminal trespass and disturbing the peace.

But, you're right, he will have no regrets about his life choices, nor will he ever hold himself accountable for where his life ended up. He will always blame others for the bad things that happened to him.

Fun Fact; Clutterers anonymous is a thing, I can only imagine things that go on and Classic Chris saying

"Hi gang, my name is Christian Weston Chandler and I hoard toys"

Chris is at point of no return, poor deluded soul.

Chris passed the point of no return years ago.

He would probably think it was some kind of fun meet-up and get offended when he found out it was a support group for behavior people are ashamed of and want to change

Chris wouldn't go because he dosen't see himself as having a problem. He sees nothing wrong or "cluttered" about the way he personally lives and doesn't consider himself a hoarder. He always blamed his parents for the messy house, calling them "pack rats". His stuff in his mind is all neatly organized and put away, as pristine as a holy shrine.

It's like the old George Carlin joke: You ever notice that your shit is "stuff" and everyone else's stuff is "shit"?

 

[Chan Fan]

Chris will likely spend his latter years bouncing between homelessness and brief stints in the county lockup for things like criminal trespass and disturbing the peace.

He'd just go live at the mall if it was open 24/7. Maybe he could convince the jerkops he was Sonichu and not Chris lol

 

[AnOminous]

Chris is more likely going to have his life end in a broken down car or behind a dumpster than a psych hospital. For him to be involuntarily committed it would have to be proven in a court of law that he is a danger to himself or others. People don't get committed for being a nutty fruitcake anymore. Chris will likely spend his latter years bouncing between homelessness and brief stints in the county lockup for things like criminal trespass and disturbing the peace.

Nobody with a guaranteed monthly income as big as Chris's tugboat is going to end up permanently homeless.

 

[sadbird]

Nobody with a guaranteed monthly income as big as Chris's tugboat is going to end up permanently homeless.

he will if he keeps getting sued for debt and spending what he does have on useless shit and chicken nuggets

 

[AnOminous]

he will if he keeps getting sued for debt and spending what he does have on useless shit and chicken nuggets

You can't collect against that shit. He can be sued every day. Doesn't matter.

 

[Glowie]

He'd just go live at the mall if it was open 24/7. Maybe he could convince the jerkops he was Sonichu and not Chris lol

Chris might end up living in mall dumpster just to get his hands on discontinued crap and expired nip snacks

Now that Toys R Us is dead and GameSpot is going way of Blockbuster, what is left?

 

[Barley]

You can't collect against that shit. He can be sued every day. Doesn't matter.

Pretty much and, if something that bad were to happen, there's definitely some people willing to give him advice on what to do or even help him find some kind of decent place.
And no, don't give me that merge thing again of "he's out of his mind!" when he's perfectly able to buy his usual loads of stuff, apparently interact with the mail and tweet normally when convenient.

 

[Tikbalang]

You can't collect against that shit. He can be sued every day. Doesn't matter.

Might as well live in the courthouse.