Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Sounds like a troll tbh, which one of you did this?
I think this is evidence for Dutchie's theory about many of her viewers being non-KF trolls who are hatewatching but keeping it to themselves. As we've discussed, she doesn't have widespread feeder appeal, and the tone and volume of compliments she receives in the comment section does not accord with the amount of unironic "appreciation" she would receive. I feel like Kiwis would know not to prod her even with compliments, so it's probably third parties leaving those comments. She has her coterie of Karens and Karatejoes who all leave fawning comments, but they're not 90% of her viewership. The numbers don't add up.

These flatterers are doing us a favour, because her thirst for online compliments is what keeps bringing her back to the YouTube trough. She lives for that shit.
 
I really thought our X-Men X-pert would name his cat Jean Grey instead of after a donut, but I suppose that makes as much sense as anything else.

I keep telling myself it's an inevitability, but I'm still a little miffed this horse-toothed heifer hasn't contracted the coof yet.
 
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Gorl starts confidently with a hair flip. I still think even she doesn't believe what she is telling.

Quite boring really. My fav parts were "yaahm!", sniffing and bath pillow smile

















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I miss the tongue action :(
 
Looking at every bath bomb and saying "Oh, it smells so good" really gives the viewer an idea of what each and every one smells like.

Her ad sense money is probably very good right now, after all the feeding frenzys since right when she announced she was moving. But in a few weeks when she gets a check for this period, she will be shocked at how little showing bath bombs and her annoying voice talking to the cats brings in the coinage. She will be back to mukbangs from fast food. Once she got a nice fat check, anything less will be considered as not enough. So, in addition to the usual cycle, now its being helped along by her youtube bucks
 
She said it herself that she thinks weightloss journeys are bullshit. And not even a month ago she was bitching about her weight being her business.

Wonder how long she'll last in this phase of her cycle.
She could have a chance at long-term success if she permanently stayed in either this calm self-reflective phase or her manic "day one weight-loss haul" phase. The second her bitchy or depressive phase returns, she starts valuing fast food more than life and is back to saying YouTube journeys are bullshit. There's absolutely zero chance for losing more than 10 pounds the way her mood cycles.
 
to be fair, even if she aged in the face, I bet her body itself would feel better/younger. You know.. plus she could move. Of course, I think any weight she would possibly lose would get regained fast. She'd be one of these people that say "oh, I lost __ pounds, I can eat a little of *insert horribly unhealthy fast food here*
 
I don’t think Chinny truly realizes that losing weight will make her age 20 years. Her round moon-like face makes her look like a toddler. With that gone, she’ll finally look her age. On top of that, there’s the problem of the loose skin. I don’t think you can fix loose skin on your face. Gorl is gonna look 50.

I don't think Chantal looks younger than she is. When she's not wearing make up, she looks like 50, especially if the poop bun is also present.
 
I actually watched this part of the video because at first glance it just looked like she was creaming herself from sniffing a red onion.

Turns out this thing is a bubble bar which will make tons of cute bubbles for all those baths our hygiene obsessed gorl is always taking (and is totally capable of taking). Even if it actually smelled like onion it would still offer an improvement to her usual muskox odor.
 
I think she knows damned well she's not bringing anybody back to her room. My bet is that she doesn't want to share a room because she doesn't want anybody else to see how much food she smuggles back to eat in private, or how much she has room service deliver. In her day-to-day life, she stuffs herself with huge amounts of food on-camera, but is too ashamed to admit to how much more she eats off-camera. She does a lot of eating in secret--first hiding it from Malan, now from James--so why would she be any different on vacation? The only orgasms she's going to get in the DR are the usual foodgasms she has when she's eating something she really likes, and she knows it.
This trip is a delusion so this is all moot. She doesn’t have friends or money and there’s no trip.
 
She's beauty, she's graisse.

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graisse = fat, in french (aka Chantal's 2nd language cuz she's totally bilingual ok) and is pronounced about the same as grace.... just so you get the pun
Fuck--she looks so deranged here! Never mind her unfortunate chonk distribution; she looks as though she's plotting her next binge, crafty and devious as she plans just how and when to attack that takeout. Chantal would not hesitate to slaughter Peetz, baste him in ranch, and spend a full day gnawing away on his scrawny limbs if Ubereats ever went on strike.
 
She's beauty, she's graisse.

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graisse = fat, in french (aka Chantal's 2nd language cuz she's totally bilingual ok) and is pronounced about the same as grace.... just so you get the pun

In what world can you look at your entire throat being swallowed by a collar of lard and think "yep, should definitely upload this video I look fine"
 
In what world can you look at your entire throat being swallowed by a collar of lard and think "yep, should definitely upload this video I look fine"

Look at the way she's eyefucking, and how she flipped her hair over her bald spot like a smart sexy fashionista. She thinks she looks *fine*
 
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