"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 217 36.6%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 376 63.4%

  • Total voters
    593
I can't guess for other people but I think Jesse really ruined it for jim. Remember how Jim said at the end of the TGWTG hexology that he ended up hating doing it. Also remember that Jim is lazy as fuck, evidence: the fact that Jim time was a meme. This combined with his hatred of being manipulated into doing things meant he wouldn't cover it. Jim might do something about it if however it gets more retarded than the "9/11 of the internet." though as then it would be funny to him.
 
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I made the Mr Mopitup video, so let me clarify a few things as a once off post, this account will not be used again and this is all I will ever say here on the matter.

...I created the video to stick the knife into James' sides, proverbially speaking. I genuinely don't want a video from him about this; period. He is too close to the subject matter, you'd have to be delusional to think that James could remain objectively funny about this, he was suckered into it all too easily and too quickly, not to mention that the state of the videos are literally exactly like this.

Follow through with the bit. Make a proper Mr. Mopitup segment. This could be really funny. As it stands, it’s a few superchats removed from a Slideshowology101 video.
 
I made the Mr Mopitup video, so let me clarify a few things as a once off post, this account will not be used again and this is all I will ever say here on the matter.

I'm not PPP, I'm not Kraut, I'm not Surfer, and I am definitely not Godwinson.

I'm not any e-celeb, I'm literally no one, just a shitposter who's bored and wanted to make people laugh.

I created the video to stick the knife into James' sides, proverbially speaking. I genuinely don't want a video from him about this; period. He is too close to the subject matter, you'd have to be delusional to think that James could remain objectively funny about this, he was suckered into it all too easily and too quickly, not to mention that the state of the videos are literally exactly like this.

PPP, I'm sure knows this, you know this, everyone knows this, it was never about this topic, it was about the weird reluctance everyone has in this sphere to properly touch on this, it's weird.

If all it took was a feeble interview with Metokur to show just how radioactive this topic seems to have become, than so be it. That's the impression that I got from it, anyway.

Unfortunately buttpirate43 had to fuck it up for everyone and derail the conversation with an easy out for Metokur, giving him the opportunity to dunk his head into the toilet over and over, which was objectively funny.

We can all agree James was hounded for months about JF, and other topics, yet this was a matter of hours, and it required an all star line up to verbally gang-rape one skinny weirdo with no audience.

Isn't that weird to you? It is to me, it's weird.

This is what makes it funny, because no matter how little there is to this you can always prod them harder for covering it up, and they are definitely hiding something, and what they are hiding is probably innocuous, which makes it even funnier to press them on it.

Is it money? Maybe for some. Is it because they are buddies with Dax? Absolutely.

Which begs the question, just how sensitive is Dax to ridicule, just how insecure is this man? Why is it that Dax has spent his entire "The Dick Show" career and then some to make sure he becomes best friends with literally every last shit-flinging drama merchant on the Internet? Was it all to hide something as innocuous as some lame texts? My hunch is no, my hunch is that he fears Jesse, or someone else, has even more information out there that is worse than we currently know about.

Troll shielding.

Final note:
PPP had only been uploading my content because it was funny and the algorithm was fucking me, it also guaranteed the right people saw it for maximum effect.
The text at the end ruined it. You had something going but you blew it.
 
Lmao especially in the context of his last stream with Jim this comes off way too much as 'DADDY WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME PLEASE NOTICE ME JIM SENPAI' for my taste. I get that some people like PPP for rocking the boat and taking on some of the big name personalities in the IBS sphere but holy shit his content is mediocre at best and unwatchable at worst.
PPP didn't make this. It's a mirror of a video made by a guy called The Simp Show. I'm sure you can figure out what it's a spoof of. Edit: I'm late and retarded.
 
that looks more like a mansion than Dick's house at half the price!

Hold on, Sophia Augustine?
That's something new...

I have half a mind to think that Jim changed his name to Augustine because he first looked up how many of those were in the surrounding counties. throw fuckers off the scent.
 
Moving explains the lack of videos...sort of.

fucking called it. Bought a nest where they will build and train their hapa army.

18-25 years from now there's gonna be an army of based chain-smoking weebs raised on rice and cheap whisky that emerges from Minnesota.

They will start the furry genocide.
 
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