Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[PrincessKidana]

Okay... so...

Lucas:"I don't get offended by much..."

Also Lucas: "I'm offended by almost everything someone says to me that is criticizing me. Unless you're giving me your Zoomerbaes, in which case we're totally cool."

Also, fucking gross;

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Also, fucking gross;

This just shows how delusional he is. What "Zoomerbae" is going to be like "Fuck, yes. I love spaghetti and I love cumming. I also love Bernie fuckin' Sanders and want to mak zero choices for myself and just be a RealDoll with a heartbeat and have babies pumped into me. God, this insane, dirty, homeless man is exactly what I pictured myself settling down with."

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Once again creeper is at it again with the bullshit trying to justify yelling "nigga like a black guy" while trying to preach how he's not racist and everyone is discriminating him.

I don't think Lucas is trying to be racist with his 'nigga' edgelord nonsense. I think to Lucas, nigga is the equivalent of creep. If you ever want to insult an incel, calling them creep really triggers them.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Wherein Lucas goes "off-topic" and answers a question nobody asked him.
"What's your favorite board game?"
The answer is a combination of two board games I've never heard of,
okay,
then Lucas announces his plan to spend the next two years making a board game called "Cheesemongers"
A tile based game where you exploit "An alien critter who is like a hybrid of a snake and a gorilla and also it makes milk and produces eggs".

 

[Fatal Walter]

Goddamn, is Lucas looking grey. I'd find it hard to believe if I wasn't seeing it. I guess at least he found a gazebo or something to record in instead of his jacket. I like how he calls Cafeteria Uprising his greatest success when it didn't sell any copies. Presumably, because he only made 6$ from his games which is more in line with a we en buying Meeple Toss than the 100$ they'd pay for Cafeteria Uprising.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Goddamn, is Lucas looking grey. I'd find it hard to believe if I wasn't seeing it. I guess at least he found a gazebo or something to record in instead of his jacket. I like how he calls Cafeteria Uprising his greatest success when it didn't sell any copies. Presumably, because he only made 6$ from his games which is more in line with a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME buying Meeple Toss than the 100$ they'd pay for Cafeteria Uprising.

Lucas's already atrociously fast aging has accelerated since he went homeless again. He's only been out on the streets for a couple of months and he already looks worse than most 50 year old men do.

 

[mothman96]

Now he's using he'll be a good roommate to market himself to a potential girlfriend. The max he'll contribute is $500 and some food via his EBT card. He was willing to give Lacie $800 a month to be her roomie even with no sex involved. Now it's 500 and she'll provide everything else. Of course he's going to expect to control her and do whatever he wants to her, fisting, anal torcher, etc.
We also know he's such a good roommate he has a DM conviction. And he'll trash any place he lives in.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I won't shit on Lucas for his board game hobby, at least it's a healthier form of coping. If he considers Cafeteria Uprising his best game, which is completely impossible for anyone to understand, that's rough.

 

[Dusk]

Case in point.....

Something lucas should consider before screwing with people. You never really know who is really batshit insane

and on a related note, he's still a better chef than lucas

Not to Hannibal sperg, but Lucas kinda looks like Mason Verger' s weird doctor-chef

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Okay... so...

Lucas:"I don't get offended by much..."

Also Lucas: "I'm offended by almost everything someone says to me that is criticizing me. Unless you're giving me your Zoomerbaes, in which case we're totally cool."

Don’t know if this was already discussed but he all but confirms he still has a tard wrangler handling his money. Hence why he has money saved. Lucas taking full control of his tardbux would be a disaster in the making.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Wherein Lucas goes "off-topic" and answers a question nobody asked him.
"What's your favorite board game?"
The answer is a combination of two board games I've never heard of,
okay,
then Lucas announces his plan to spend the next two years making a board game called "Cheesemongers"
A tile based game where you exploit "An alien critter who is like a hybrid of a snake and a gorilla and also it makes tard cum and produces eggs".

This isn't even the most schizophrenic thing he's said this week. Nonetheless, I'm impressed.

 

[Particle Bored]

Goddamn, is Lucas looking grey. I'd find it hard to believe if I wasn't seeing it. I guess at least he found a gazebo or something to record in instead of his jacket. I like how he calls Cafeteria Uprising his greatest success when it didn't sell any copies. Presumably, because he only made 6$ from his games which is more in line with a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME buying Meeple Toss than the 100$ they'd pay for Cafeteria Uprising.

"I own a few board games."

Lol not anymore you don't.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lol. I thought he had mentioned somewhere back that they are in storage. Which, honestly, would be one of the smarter things Lucas could do if he actually rented a unit. In my area you can rent a small storage unit for like around $20.00 a month. The payee could facilitate the payment on that. He can more than afford that since he isn't paying rent. Of course, who knows if he really had the foresight to do something like that, or he just thinks his old apartment is holding onto them till he can come get them?

"I own a few board games."

Lol not anymore you don't.

 

[Krathnami]

Lol. I thought he had mentioned somewhere back that they are in storage. Which, honestly, would be one of the smarter things Lucas could do if he actually rented a unit. In my area you can rent a small storage unit for like around $20.00 a month. The payee could facilitate the payment on that. He can more than afford that since he isn't paying rent. Of course, who knows if he really had the foresight to do something like that, or he just thinks his old apartment is holding onto them till he can come get them?

It would be a smart thing for him to do but Lucas consistently fails to plan ahead so I think it's much more likely that they're in a landfill somewhere

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas is hearing voices again. But, "At least he's not schizophrenic!"

He got new free shoes. And tacos. He eats them on the ground.

Observation: We all know Lucas loves to eat, but it almost seems like he self-medicated with food, whether he realizes it or not.

He's much calmer and more "normal" when he's eating.

Well, except for that one time he was combing fried chicken grease through his hair and beard, and screaming at his phone, or was it his laptop back then? Okay scratch my whole premise, Lucas can be just as insane when eating food, so maybe the joint is what calm down today

 

[Free the Pedos]

Is his payee a social worker? An organization? I've never been a homeless pedo so I don't know how that works.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Lol. I thought he had mentioned somewhere back that they are in storage. Which, honestly, would be one of the smarter things Lucas could do if he actually rented a unit. In my area you can rent a small storage unit for like around $20.00 a month. The payee could facilitate the payment on that. He can more than afford that since he isn't paying rent. Of course, who knows if he really had the foresight to do something like that, or he just thinks his old apartment is holding onto them till he can come get them?

Is his payee a social worker? An organization? I've never been a homeless pedo so I don't know how that works.

depends on the person, his is probably a social worker though. I’ve seen people set it up where it’s their mom or their sister or a trusted friend, but he doesn’t have those people in his life, so likely this responsibility fell to an unfortunate social worker who doesn’t give a shit about him.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Is his payee a social worker? An organization? I've never been a homeless pedo so I don't know how that works.

I assume a gov't appointed payee. I'm not sure if they're social workers, but effectively similar to that.

Also, Lucas can't eat with his mouth closed. What a treat he'll be for the poor woman that will never date him.

 

[WonderWino]

'i'm trying to get on direct deposit so I have full control of my money'

In other words, so a payee can't stop him from doing anything stupid or of questionable legality with it, which is why he has a payee in the first place. He thinks hes being clever by trying to do an end run around the payee by trying to trick the government into just putting it all in his account. Cause i'm sure nobody has ever tried to do that before

Sorry lucas, you're not getting rid of your payee. Ever. and it makes me wonder what he is planning to do with the money that said payee clearly wouldn't approve of, otherwise why is he suddenly so adamant about getting rid of them. Perhaps it has something to do with being told no for his cross country tour

Lucas is a prime example of the quote 'you can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him'

Just look at how he treats anyone who won't give him everything he wants or questions him in any way

Also, still ranting about lacie

 

[Krathnami]

That hour he spent hanging out with Lacie and those dudes was the most meaningful social interaction he’s had in a decade