Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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I've edited my post to clarify we're not 100% certain at the moment and need more research.
You know if you’re trying to dox someone or trying to dig up info on them, you probably shouldn’t be conversing about it in the open when we know the cows in question read this thread.

Just a heads up.
 
Head janny made an archive. Damned if I'll be able to find the post in all of this. The bitchute is fairly complete but I don't know if it includes all recent events:


To me, the first shot fired was a solo PPP video that came off as mostly critical of the Jesse dogpile, nothing too wild. A lot of "these men are hypocrites and cowards. they would have turned Mundane Matt's dms into a year of content, instead they shout down Jesse so the dms don't get an audience". This is followed by a full dramatic reading of the texts to get us the hot goss that the killstream refuses to cover, then commentary over the killstream. Most of that was likely calling Ethan a degenerate and pointing out how much of a homosexual Gator is.

Second shot (iirc) was the Godwinson video where he made explicit reference to the x-files when setting up the "conspiracy", absolutely said the stuff about dox control. That was the first 90 seconds or so, and he then spent 18 minutes tearing into Toad McKinley and not talking about a conspiracy. The conspiracy was simply a framing device to set up an attack on Toad McKinley and spice up that diatribe with a little intrigue. No reason for the conspiracy thing to take off, it should have been obvious what it was about. And yet... That video appears to have been lost in the channel transition
That Bitchute archive is actually missing alot of the old videos. I'm not even talking about the simp drama bullshit, I mean things like peak nectar, obscure "Cooking with Surfer" videos that have been lost forever to time thanks to Ralph getting his gunt in a twist. What a cancerous flaggot bastard. PPP and Godwinson understand the truth of YouTube which is that chat is always right. Sweepstream and Simp think it's all about them. Chat comes up with all the good jokes, spreads the most updated information and makes up the fanbase of any given channel. This was the magic of the retro PPP kino; it was just a fat, funny Leaf with his exceptionally based friend making awesome food and reading jokes from chat. The whole reason PPP and Godwinson jumped on this drama in the first place is because they're true anons just like us. They just wanna have fun and laugh at retards like everybody else who isn't a grifter shill. This is why it's important we win this war and stamp out these fake grifter f slurs for good, ultimately returning the internet to the shitposting utopia it was always meant to be. Chat always wins which is why PPP always wins.
 
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Ehhhh. Sorta.

Nick knew there was drama about the texts, and Dick was being called a simp because of them. So, yes, the entire point of the show was to talk about that. Bearing in mind I'm not privy to private convos Dax and Nick had.

However, Nick didn't really know anything about PPP until before the chat successfully egged on Nick to invite PPP on. Before that, the main instigator Nick would have known about is PodAwful, from his earlier Killstream appearance. Nick even had to ask who the fuck PPP is when the chat kept bringing him up. That much is clear. You can even hear Nick as Dax who the hell this PPP person is.

If you replace "fat idiot from Canada" with PodAwful, I think you're probably spot on. Neither PPP or Zoom were planned by Nick that night.

Nick is definitely up on all of the Powawful lore. Podawful spammed a photo of Nick wearing blackface everywhere and has tried to tarnish his reputation. Not only that but Nick is a long time listener of The Dick Show so he knows the full back story to Jesse.
 
You know if you’re trying to dox someone or trying to dig up info on them, you probably shouldn’t be conversing about it in the open when we know the cows in question read this thread.

Just a heads up.
I wasn't trying to dox him, someone pointed out that a "Kaz" follows Killstream's Instagram and I searched his username and his dick popped up on Twitter lmao.
 
That Bitchute archive is actually missing alot of the old videos. I'm not even talking about the simp drama bullshit, I mean things like peak nectar, obscure "Cooking with Surfer" videos that have been lost forever to time thanks to Ralph getting his gunt in a twist. What a cancerous flaggot bastard. PPP and Godwinson understand the truth of YouTube which is that chat is always right. Sweepstream and Simp think it's all about them. Chat comes up with all the good jokes, spreads the most updated information and makes up the fanbase of any given channel. This was the magic of the retro PPP kino; it was just a fat, funny Leaf with his exceptionally based friend making awesome food and reading jokes from chat. The whole reason PPP and Godwinson jumped on this drama in the first place is because they're true anons just like us. They just wanna have fun and laugh at exceptional individuals like everybody else who isn't a grifter shill. This is why it's important we win this was and stamp out these fake grifter f slurs for good, ultimately returning the internet to the shitposting utopia it was always meant to be. Chat always wins which is why PPP always wins.

If you're talking porkchops, try telling bitchute to show you NSFW material
 
You know if you’re trying to dox someone or trying to dig up info on them, you probably shouldn’t be conversing about it in the open when we know the cows in question read this thread.

Just a heads up.
It was a promising lead, but I sorta doubt it's him just because of the sheer slap-stick lunacy that would entail
 
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I dunno why else Ralph would follow that guy on Instagram if it isn't the same Kaz.
Oh damn, I didn't realize that Ralph was the one following him. You're right. Excellent work.

He confirmed it was him at the end of the chillstream re-stream and in the chat.
He confirmed it? What a dumb fuck lmao.
 
It was a promising lead, but I sorta doubt it's him just because of the sheer slap-stick lunacy that would entail

Just for clarity in this thread.

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Nick is definitely up on all of the Powawful lore. Podawful spammed a photo of Nick wearing blackface everywhere and has tried to tarnish his reputation. Not only that but Nick is a long time listener of The Dick Show so he knows the full back story to Jesse.

Absolutely.

He knew about Podawful. However, that night was his first introduction to PPP. By the time that show happened, people had moved on from Jessie because he didn't do so hot on the Killstream, and his attempt to draw Metokur in by rebranding Dax's texts as Mundane Matt's was widely denounced as a gay op. Including by PPP himself. Jesse fumbled, and PPP decided to pick up the ball. Nick was not yet privy to that second part.
 
I think Kaz sounds white, but then again I think Bibble sounds white too and a lot of people here think he's black.
Isn't there a thing where some british black dudes sound extremely white? Like That ainsley guy who does the cooking shows saw pictures of him on the internet for years never imagined his voice would sound like it does.
Kinda sounds like Richard Ayoade as well
 
Isn't there a thing where some britih black dudes sound extremely white? Like That ainsley guy who does the cooking shows saw pictures of him on the internet for years never imagined his voice would sound like it does.
That's a good point and he's technically a mulatto and a weeb which on top of the accent would just make him sound even whiter.
 
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