Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[General Tug Boat]

Spoiler: NEW PICTURE WITH ONISION WITHOUT UNDERWEAR!

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In my medical opinion sir, what you have there is a labia. UNCLIT!]

 

[Cheesecake Coochie]

Is he spanking his baby carrot into submission so it doesn't find another underage girl to harass?

 

[Parappa The Fapper]

i'm not gonna look at that tiny weiner so instead im gonna ask, does he got both nuts? i remember years ago people saying he only had one lmao

 

[heatboss]

Greg's back in uwu mode again. ffs

 

[thismanlies]

You'd think he'd ride punking out Chris Hansen like a tidal wave. But nope, he goes right back to be a sad, degenerate creep.

 

[metroid_fetish]

The badly drawn cartoon dick in my avatar looks more realistic.

 

[Homer Simpson]

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We need a "poor guy" comment rating.

I don't even wanna make fun of him. I just feel bad for him at this point. No talent, no looks, small dick, and many failed marriages/relationships. Almost feels like picking on a kid whose parents just died and his dog ran away on his birthday.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

Greg now thinks that slamming his dick against a desk and slapping it like he's attempting to cook a chicken is arousing to people.

Perhaps slapping his packer against a piece of furniture is just part of his mating ritual.

He's definitely using an extender.

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This dick doesn't have the massive nibbled corncob circumcision scar you can see in the pantyhose pics.

I'm disappointed in myself for remembering this, but back when they had first had Troy, both Taylor and Greg would go on tirades about how circumcised penises are inferior to uncircumcised ones. Greg wrote multiple tweets about how having an intact one makes you feel everything (which is a bullshit opinion, coming from him).

So... yeah, that's most definitely not his dick.

 

[judge claude frollo]

He's doing a great job with his side gig, despite the pandemic. But you know Greg, he's always been a glass half erect penis type of guy.

 

[heatboss]

end me.

NOW

 

[multiverse]

Perhaps slapping his packer against a piece of furniture is just part of his mating ritual.


I'm disappointed in myself for remembering this, but back when they had first had Troy, both Taylor and Greg would go on tirades about how circumcised penises are inferior to uncircumcised ones. Greg wrote multiple tweets about how having an intact one makes you feel everything (which is a bullshit opinion, coming from him).

So... yeah, that's most definitely not his dick.

Er. An uncircumcised pepe looks like a circumcised one up top when it is erect and the skin in pulled down. Speaking from a lady perspective with both.

That's the only reason I'm 50/50 on whether the teenie weenie pictured is his own, tiny fist fitting member.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Greg now thinks that slamming his dick against a desk and slapping it like he's attempting to cook a chicken is arousing to people.
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Also wow gee he showed his 100% not tiny and big chad cock for 2 seconds because he's a big chad and totally not insecure about it.

Spoiler: Greg shows his dick and shows us how to abuse said dick

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Is it my imagination, or is he wearing something else under his boxer to hold the packer in place? From 0:15 on you can watch the fabric slide down the packer when he starts smacking it. At the end of the video there is a lot of scrunched up fabric on the left side of the 'penis' (towards the camera), like when a guy takes his cock out through the front of his boxers. But Greg's packer is still covered at the end.

 

[Uncle Meat]

I'm more amazed that people are watching this crap and analyzing it than I am that Onion is doing this. I thought the freakout videos were lame at first, but I still watched them. This stuff doesn't hold a lot of interest for me, but I guess I'm not the target audience for this... He probably appeals most to middle aged women and gay men with low expectations at this point.

 

[Zaryiu]

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end me.

NOW

Every day we stray further from god's light

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Greg's dick just looks average, but gross. The foreskin is pretty nasty.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Not gonna lie, I really didn't expect to wake up to a front page mention about Greg's penis but here we are.

Even if it wasn't his dick and he packed for the photo, it's fucking tiny lmao. Like even from that angle it looks fucking miniature, at least if he showed it pointing like vertical he could try and say "oh it's just the camera angle making it looks small guys" Is it meant to be hard?? I don't know much about dicks as a homossxual, non penis owner but I can't fucking fathom why he wouldn't take a picture of it at least at full size if not lmao.

That's what makes me think it is his peen, he could easily have made it look a lot bigger but didn't for some reason. Maybe he thinks his fans are too stupid to realise the differences between all of his previous pictures (like his cock having an identity crisis on which way it bends to) to realise he has a teenie weenie.

 

[vinomadefied]

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end me.

NOW

after I've ended myself

 

[Derpy Cat]

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end me.

NOW

I hope one day they look back on their comments with soul-crushing cringe, because I know I'm cringing. Like... seriously? This is the pinnacle of your standards? None of this is impressive

 

[Whale Lake 2]

Not gonna lie, I really didn't expect to wake up to a front page mention about Greg's penis but here we are.

Even if it wasn't his dick and he packed for the photo, it's fucking tiny lmao. Like even from that angle it looks fucking miniature, at least if he showed it pointing like vertical he could try and say "oh it's just the camera angle making it looks small guys" Is it meant to be hard?? I don't know much about dicks as a homossxual, non penis owner but I can't fucking fathom why he wouldn't take a picture of it at least at full size if not lmao.

That's what makes me think it is his peen, he could easily have made it look a lot bigger but didn't for some reason. Maybe he thinks his fans are too stupid to realise the differences between all of his previous pictures (like his cock having an identity crisis on which way it bends to) to realise he has a teenie weenie.

Meh, there's so much a camera angle can do, and trying to pass off a dick so tiny it can't even reach the (badly) shave pubes above it as big or even average sized is not one of them.

 

[Slamerella]

We were right to call him onion boy. That thing is bulbous.