Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Lucas still being a little bitch about Lacie. I swear he's based his entire personality over his brief interaction with her. Must be surreal to have someone simp that hard for you even after all this time

I mean she'd hate living in any city with Lucas, but yeah pretty sure she'd be more upset with his constantly people used it to describe Lucas. Again with the "it's a character" bullshit. Nobody believes you Lucas, Pioneer didn't, and neither will the next business you get banned from or housing you get evicted from



If Lucas wants to make that kind of money, he should try hitting up Lucasfilm for a lead role in their next movie. He's old and hideous enough to be the new villain

Indeed. The weird thing is that he barely even met her. Spent what a couple hours around her at most and has become this disturbingly obsessed with her. He literally lived with suzanne for a time, had her as an actual gf and while he did go stalkerish and got a DV conviction out of it that was pretty much the end of it with anything regarding her. He didn't go anywhere near being this kind of obsessive. That in itself shows how much his mental state has degraded. Can you imagine what would happen if he did manage to snag a naive idiot zoomer, thought she was the one, got obsessed and in a weeks time she realized what he is and dumped his ass? He would go absolutely mental, guaranteed. Who knows what he might to do under such circumstances

That said she fucked with a crazy person and look what she got? literal psychotic pedo hobo that is so obsessed with someone he spent a matter of hours with that its causing personality changes. She should thank her lucky fucking stars she pulled that bs with lucas and not a more competent neckbeard that would be more competent at his obsessive behavior and might try to do something physical to her instead of rant about it on the internet and try to turn himself into a living attraction sign.

Frankly this whole lacie saga should be a lesson to e-thots in general about what can happen when you get stupid about things and encourage their paypigs to think they actually want them in some way for the money. Going from lucas baiting to being a an e-thot herself I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out in a few years that she fucked with some obsessive fan and it ended up leading to a full on stalker or violent incident

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas is a 40 year old incel and Lacie is a cute busty young girl. Many incels would react strongly to a cunt like her teasing them, which I do believe she did.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas is a 40 year old incel and Lacie is a cute busty young girl. Many incels would react strongly to a cunt like her teasing them, which I do believe she did.

Yea, after all she said she loves him (ily) and she'd fight anyone that crossed him. It was the world vs. Lucas and Lacie. on god. I also believe there was more going behind the scenes via DM's between Lucas and Lacie. She's the kind of girl that seeks and feeds off male attention, even if the attention comes from the town psycho pedo.

 

[LilBismyfriend]

Three new videos posted to patreon apparently....at the $15 level....'also available at the $10,000 level'

That said, jesus fucking christ he looks absolutely horrific in this clip

notice how much quieter and reserved he acts when there's people nearby

 

[mothman96]

notice how much quieter and reserved he acts when there's people nearby

I'd say now that's due to being told to "Shut the fuck up, faggot".

 

[Honzou]

This creepy tard is why I'm for legal prostitution. I'm afraid at some point his incel brain is going to snap and he's going to do something stupid that will hurt someone.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

This creepy tard is why I'm for legal prostitution. I'm afraid at some point his incel brain is going to snap and he's going to do something stupid that will hurt someone.

Nah, this is why I'm for more mental health funding. Prostitutes don't deserve having to deal with Lucas. Dude needs to be locked up and forced to take his meds.

 

[WonderWino]

This creepy tard is why I'm for legal prostitution. I'm afraid at some point his incel brain is going to snap and he's going to do something stupid that will hurt someone.

The thing is he doesn't want a prostitute so it wouldn't make any difference for him, he wants an underage teen breeder. Besides, even if he went the hooker route considering how he went batshit over lacie I don't think it would be wise for him to go anywhere near a hooker. He'd get attached and then obsessed real quick and it would just go to shit from there

People like lucas are why asylums should never have been done away with. Some people can't and shouldn't be allowed to live outside of such places the safety and well being of everyone, themselves included

 

[Czolg]

This creepy tard is why I'm for legal prostitution. I'm afraid at some point his incel brain is going to snap and he's going to do something stupid that will hurt someone.

Prostitute would solve Lucas's sex problem but he still needs provider, caretaker, cook and she needs to live up to his absurd standards (basically new teenage mother for him).

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

The problem with prostitution is that it has standards. Any half-attractive woman with her shit together would turn him down and he would only qualify for the grossest, nasty lifestyle sex workers, and he thinks he's so far above them he'd be unable to do anything.

 

[BowlOfDick]

One explanation for why he’s always posting vids from the same place at the same time every day: he’s using their WiFi. It’s a beauty school right? Education Centers often have open networks.

Which means he’s hiding in a bush somewhere, stroking his tiny dick while looking at teenie porn.

 

[Julias_Seizure2]

The problem with prostitution is that it has standards. Any half-attractive woman with her shit together would turn him down and he would only qualify for the grossest, nasty lifestyle sex workers, and he thinks he's so far above them he'd be unable to do anything.

Maybe if he saved up all of his tard bucks and kept raising his date offer to his current life savings eventually after several years someone may reluctantly give him a quickie for it

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Can you imagine the parents' reaction if some super hawt zoomerbae brought LUCAS home to meet them?

 

[Club Sandwich]

Can you imagine the parents' reaction if some super hawt zoomerbae brought LUCAS home to meet them?

"i don't care what your hippie college friends say, you can't bring hobos home with you for a meal and money. they'll take it and never get the initiative to actually fix why they're homeless to begin with."

 

[WonderWino]

"i don't care what your hippie college friends say, you can't bring hobos home with you for a meal and money. they'll take it and never get the initiative to actually fix why they're homeless to begin with."

Give a lucas hobo a handful of spare change feed him for a day, give a lucas hobo an old dumpster behind the local kfc to live in feed him for a lifetime

Can you imagine the parents' reaction if some super hawt zoomerbae brought LUCAS home to meet them?

It would be one of those kodak moments they talk about on tv. Especially if the phrase 'mom, dad......i'm pregnant' were uttered

 

[FatherPucci]

Maybe if he saved up all of his tard bucks and kept raising his date offer to his current life savings eventually after several years someone may reluctantly give him a quickie for it

Life savings? This is Lucas Werner we are talking about here, homeless people don’t have life savings.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The problem with prostitution is that it has standards. Any half-attractive woman with her shit together would turn him down and he would only qualify for the grossest, nasty lifestyle sex workers, and he thinks he's so far above them he'd be unable to do anything.

Standards wouldn't be a problem for most escorts. As long as you're clean/shower and have money, they won't care. Some refuse to work with black guys too.

Lucas' problem is that all escorts do some background check and can easily find everything about him in a Google search. I suspect this may be why Lucas is verbally against prostitutes, he's tried and can't get one.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I just came across this old gem. Lucas complaining about how it's 2019 and we need to cut it out with the bigot language. Mostly referring to the n word and faggot but also some other things. He's like Onision in that he can sharply transition from SJW to edgelord whenever he feels like it. He probably doesn't even realize how disingenuous it looks to anyone following him.

 

[LilBismyfriend]

Surprised we haven't gotten an upload yet today. Bit unusual for our boy

 

[BowlOfDick]

I just came across this old gem. Lucas complaining about how it's 2019 and we need to cut it out with the bigot language. Mostly referring to the n word and faggot but also some other things. He's like Onision in that he can sharply transition from SJW to edgelord whenever he feels like it. He probably doesn't even realize how disingenuous it looks to anyone following him.

It just goes to show how malleable his morality is, as it orbits his pursuit for poonaner.

Walt... pleeease do a vid comparing things Lucas has said and what he’s saying now. We know for a fact that he watches your vids. I wonder how he’d react to his hypocrisy being so blatantly exposed.