Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.1%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 310 58.7%
  • Total voters
    528
Well.... There's that
 

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Are we to believe that after the demon possession Jenna was adopted by a pedophile who combed her hair and made her wear clothes?

I wonder if Kat and her had different homes or if Kat suffered through this nightmare too.
 
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Kat is the demon. The mother was right but Kat's treachery framed her innocent half sister and after repeated attempted exorcisms (which failed as Jenna was not the demon), Jenna's mind broke.

Phil sold his soul to the devil for success. This is where the fabled "Pigroach Luck" comes from. But since deals with the devil never work out the way the person wants, Phil is technically successful on paper, but has nothing to show for it.

A soul's worth to the devil is based on their sins. Phil is guilty of Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride. The only one he's missing is Lust. 6 out of 7 deadly sins is worth a lot to the Devil, and he's dispatched one of his minions (Kat) to keep an eye on his investment.

This is not speculation. But since we don't have a Kat Facts thread, this one will have to do.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
But when the devil came to collect he declared Chapter 7.
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He filed for financial bankruptcy, not spiritual bankruptcy.

In order for Phil to keep his soul upon death he would have to be humbled before the Lord. That would never happen anyways, but Kat is there to make sure he never even thinks about repentance.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
He already sold his soul to Satan, Jesus, Buddha, Zeus, Thor, and a dozen others, but when bankruptcy time came no one actually bothered to contest it. The only file on record is a note from Allah saying "pigs are haram".
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You are referring to financial institutions and the law of man. I am talking about something much bigger. I don't expect you to understand. I don't mean any disrespect but you do not have the experience I have. Proof is attached below:

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Murmur said:
Phil sold his soul to the devil for success. This is where the fabled "Pigroach Luck" comes from. But since deals with the devil never work out the way the person wants, Phil is technically successful on paper, but has nothing to show for it.
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Sounds like a Twilight Zone episode :- early twentysomething makes a deal with the devil to play video games for a living.
 
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