Gabriel Sickel / ThisIsGabe / KhordKitty / KhordiKit / Khordz / PianoKat / Xyniroz / Ghörfn / yiffyiff123 / Deborah Kay Butler / Buttercuppedbun - Deadbeat Wannabe-Actor MGTOW Pedo-zoophile - Divorced father of 2 sons. Tried grooming them as infants to be cub furries. Tried to groom a 17yo into sex. Ex-wife cucked him for a pedo. She took the kids. He fucked the family dog. His mom likes horse cock

Is Gabe the new SnakeThing?

  • Yes

    Votes: 65 12.2%

  • No

    Votes: 37 7.0%

  • He's going to be the new Prison Meat

    Votes: 430 80.8%
  • Total voters
    532
Jesus christ, just read through this thread from start to finish. Khord's replies are the most autistic (like legit autistic, though also exceptional) shit I've ever seen, and that's coming from someone who's read TJ Church's entire thread. I'm astounded nobody's made a bingo card for him yet because if I had a nickel for every time he said 'let me tell you a story' and then went on to type a novella about something completely unrelated I'd never have to work again.

I think what made me sickest to my stomach were the chat logs. Knowing that kid (no, they're not a literal child you autist, but to any proper adult they might as well be in terms of how emotionally mature they are) has already been abused and seeing Khord trying to out the moves on them was vile. Had a close friend who was a CSA victim and that shit HAUNTED her. I've seen her spend practically her whole adult life trying to deal with the consequences and the way it made her agonize over and second guess absolutely every romantic or sexual experience she's had as an adult, even when they were with absolutely stellar, respectful and understanding guys.

Seeing Khord KNOW that kid had that sort of background and just keep trying to... god, just greasy, sleazy, CREEPY pushing and pushing and pushing at the boundaries they set down is absolutely disgusting. I don't give a fuck what sort of heebyjeebyphile argument he wants to make, even if there WASN'T a creepy age/experience gap, even if this kid WAS legal (which they weren't), this is still reprehensible behavior.

Thank god he's lost his kids. He can wail as much as he likes about how he's the fandom's #1 dad but I know I'll sleep better knowing they're not being raised by THAT.

🎩🎩🎩
 
  • Feels
  • DRINK!
  • Like
Reactions: Trombonista, s0mbra, Pineapple Fox and 5 others
  • Informative
Reactions: Hanamura and Balaam
I put up a call in Kiwi Farms Reviews for an independent musician to help make @KhordKitty's original work, "Say No to Cyber-Bullying," a reality. I received no takers, and I am bored and have little to spend my fun money on during the lockdown, so I am revisiting this matter. I am escalating my request for a performance of this song.

I am placing a bounty on a recorded performance of "Say No to Cyber-Bullying," to be uploaded to this thread in audio or video form.

The song:

1589460480343.png

The performance:

The rewarded performance will have music -- synthesized or analog, according to the performer's preference -- and voice lyrics, which may be synthesized only if the synthesis is done very well and professionally. Otherwise, we all get to hear what you sing like.

You can post a plain ol' sound recording, or a video of yourself playing the piano with a fursuit on, or whatever the fuck else suits you. CYB suggested just hiring someone off Fiverr but I have too much shame to put some poor gig mook through that and besides I like to keep the money local. Either way, it must be posted in this thread.

The reward:

A $100 prepaid debit card, for which I will PM you the card information.



This is a bounty, not a contest, meaning I will not be selecting the best performance, only the first one to get posted. As I am not a professional music critic, I decided that this was the best way to run things.

Also, anybody is allowed to participate, including @KhordKitty. The one caveat is that if @KhordKitty makes the bounty-winning song, the bounty will be sent to the custodial parent of his two children. As @KhordKitty is in his own words the "Greatest Father and Husband in the History of the Furry Fandom," I am sure he will be okay with this.

Have fun!

e: Bounty is closed and funds have been disbursed. Thank you to all contributors.
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
Reactions: weedsneaker13, Pale Empress, Avantasia and 3 others
Leonard Helplessness said:
I put up a call in Kiwi Farms Reviews for an independent musician to help make @KhordKitty's original work, "Say No to Cyber-Bullying," a reality. I received no takers, and I am bored and have little to spend my fun money on during the lockdown, so I am revisiting this matter. I am escalating my request for a performance of this song.

I am placing a bounty on a recorded performance of "Say No to Cyber-Bullying," to be uploaded to this thread in audio or video form.

The song:

View attachment 1292695

The performance:

The rewarded performance will have music -- synthesized or analog, according to the performer's preference -- and voice lyrics, which may be synthesized only if the synthesis is done very well and professionally. Otherwise, we all get to hear what you sing like.

You can post a plain ol' sound recording, or a video of yourself playing the piano with a fursuit on, or whatever the fuck else suits you. CYB suggested just hiring someone off Fiverr but I have too much shame to put some poor gig mook through that and besides I like to keep the money local. Either way, it must be posted in this thread.

The reward:

A $100 prepaid debit card, for which I will PM you the card information.



This is a bounty, not a contest, meaning I will not be selecting the best performance, only the first one to get posted. As I am not a professional music critic, I decided that this was the best way to run things.

Also, anybody is allowed to participate, including @KhordKitty. The one caveat is that if @KhordKitty makes the bounty-winning song, the bounty will be sent to the custodial parent of his two children. As @KhordKitty is in his own words the "Greatest Father and Husband in the History of the Furry Fandom," I am sure he will be okay with this.

Have fun!
Click to expand...
I'm tryna hype someone into it lmao
 
  • Like
Reactions: Leonard Helplessness
Shit, I'm trying to find a way to make the sheet music he made into a midi, but I have almost 0 musical talent. I may try to recreate it on Musescore...
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
I put up a call in Kiwi Farms Reviews for an independent musician to help make @KhordKitty's original work, "Say No to Cyber-Bullying," a reality. I received no takers, and I am bored and have little to spend my fun money on during the lockdown, so I am revisiting this matter. I am escalating my request for a performance of this song.

I am placing a bounty on a recorded performance of "Say No to Cyber-Bullying," to be uploaded to this thread in audio or video form.

The song:

View attachment 1292695

The performance:

The rewarded performance will have music -- synthesized or analog, according to the performer's preference -- and voice lyrics, which may be synthesized only if the synthesis is done very well and professionally. Otherwise, we all get to hear what you sing like.

You can post a plain ol' sound recording, or a video of yourself playing the piano with a fursuit on, or whatever the fuck else suits you. CYB suggested just hiring someone off Fiverr but I have too much shame to put some poor gig mook through that and besides I like to keep the money local. Either way, it must be posted in this thread.

The reward:

A $100 prepaid debit card, for which I will PM you the card information.



This is a bounty, not a contest, meaning I will not be selecting the best performance, only the first one to get posted. As I am not a professional music critic, I decided that this was the best way to run things.

Also, anybody is allowed to participate, including @KhordKitty. The one caveat is that if @KhordKitty makes the bounty-winning song, the bounty will be sent to the custodial parent of his two children. As @KhordKitty is in his own words the "Greatest Father and Husband in the History of the Furry Fandom," I am sure he will be okay with this.

Have fun!
Click to expand...
I have attached an instrumental for anyone who would like to perform this masterpiece of a song. I advise you to turn your volume down before opening.

edit: I would've made an actual instrumental but I've not touched any music making software. My loss, good luck to the feller who wins
 

Attachments

  • Winner
Reactions: Pizdec, Paul Barker!, Leonard Helplessness and 1 other person
TANK JESUS said:
I have attached an instrumental for anyone who would like to perform this masterpiece of a song. I advise you to turn your volume down before opening.

edit: I would've made an actual instrumental but I've not touched any music making software. My loss, good luck to the feller who wins
Click to expand...
Paul Barker! said:
You guys were gonna make midis? I decided to just go full exceptional into my phone... Enjoy the a capellla ear rape!
Click to expand...
Somebody with actual knowledge on audio editing mix these together.
 
Alright guys, now we need someone to either make an animated music video or an album cover for "Say No to Cyber-Bullying".
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Cat Phuckers, Revo, Clockwork_PurBle and 7 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back