Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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instythot said:
Real word experience leads me to believe that most people are hypocrites, but the religious ones get to blame it on the book so talking it out is less effective.

Best case, he's hunting around for a new church. And when google tells me he lives in a place with population 84,230 , there might be one or two other churches of that particular denomination in town
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A lot of churches needs Janitors also. I can imagine doing something like that for free is a great way to earn trust.
 
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AnOminous said:
Why would I post my butthole? Only lolcows do that.
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When you drink 2 fifths of Rittenhouse Rye on George McGovern's birthday, you will, you blue dog simp.
Gustav Schuchardt said:
How does one find /cow/ these days? It's not on 4chan and 8kun is down.
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The same place as 9chan. * I thought July world was still current

By, the way, you're the leadet of esoteric PPPism here. Should Ashton join this thread?
 
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I post a fair bit of PPP religious jokes but I think him deciding to target Null and accuse him of being a pedo after complaining about having it done to himself is pretty scummy. There are people who will just call null a pedo but thats it, they just call him one, they dont leverage the voicing of their opinion to get favors. I dont see PPP saying any of that if Josh had acquiesced to his grievances and i find it more disgusting if null actually did defend ppp from those accusations like some others have said. Honestly if it weren't for the possibility that he is just doing this because null's rep is ruined anyway and didnt mean to be as vindictive as he comes across id find it hard to derive even ironic enjoyment from his content. Not to mention the hypocrisy of going after null for not doing what you yelled at him for doing in the Dick thread.

edit not to take sides on whether null is one or not idk that
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
Well, it's schizophrenic outsider art, so it's hard to explain what the message is. To me, it seems like he's saying that Nick, Dick and Ralph are all grifters. And Dick and Ralph have made their money mocking other people lolcows and yet they're vulnerable to the same mockery. Same with Josh. Nick's 'sin' was getting a bunch of people hyped about Kick Vick, losing the case and then just carrying on the grift.

And he's got a point. I think he's just trolling himself though and probably doesn't really take any of this seriously. However, the weird thing is that other people are picking up on this, and they might well take it seriously.

An absolute tsunami of trolls is going to descend on the people he's mocking, and it is glorious.
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The same way they grift off white nationalists yet disavow them at every turn to protect their shekels
 
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Perspicacity said:
I think that's true and I think they genuinely have a fondness for Null. I do think they were annoyed that he tried to forcibly insert himself when he was originally an just an aside in their original videos. Trying to forcibly set up the fight with absolutely everything on Gunty's terms was never going to happen, it really derailed everything. I mean setting absolute terms for the fight in 3 hours based on some texts Ralph showed on his phone and a commitment of 5 grand....... That's really dumb. Also Nick had zero idea about the whole escrow thing so it was even more exceptional. That and the whole trying push a high ranch style house on the side of the hill was a mansion.....I initially thought he was just being funny but also containing trying to contain at least some of spergery. Like I said I don't know if Null is just using meta-humor or he was serious. He was kind of derailing all the fun though.
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they're mad because Null called their bluff.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
I’m amused that the couple Esoteric PPPism videos we’ve seen in just the last couple days have had more quality and effort put into them than anything The Gunt or his squad has done. Well done, PPP.
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That's because The Gunt Retort doesn't give PB & J to the chat. Remember, friends; The fun, it is all passing, all the situations - they're all grasping at the wind. However, if you keep in mind the PB & J, and never let out of your mind that wherever you are, you can have PB & J. It doesn't have to be in a livestream.

Ecclesiastes 4:13-16; Ecclesiastes 6:7-12
 
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Kenobi said:
Protestant churches are forgiving by their very nature. Id imagine when this blows over in 5 or so years he can find himself a priest gig easy.
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The fact that Ashton seems so sincere in his religion and 5 years, for example, sounds like an eternity to a young guy like him really hammers home why he holds such a grudge with the Gunt Crew. Sure he could find another denomination, but wouldn't joining a false church be even worse than being excommunicated from a true church?

MeltyTW said:
I post a fair bit of PPP religious jokes but I think him deciding to target Null and accuse him of being a pedo after complaining about having it done to himself is pretty scummy. There are people who will just call null a pedo but thats it, they just call him one, they dont leverage the voicing of their opinion to get favors. I dont see PPP saying any of that if Josh had acquiesced to his grievances and i find it more disgusting if null actually did defend ppp from those accusations like some others have said. Honestly if it weren't for the possibility that he is just doing this because null's rep is ruined anyway and didnt mean to be as vindictive as he comes across id find it hard to derive even ironic enjoyment from his content. Not to mention the hypocrisy of going after null for not doing what you yelled at him for doing in the Dick thread.

edit not to take sides on whether null is one or not idk that
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I truly hope that we're not going to have to talk about the dangers of taking Ashton's Kino and Nectar at face value after the last week and a half
 
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Fireman Sam said:
idk man that's pretty funn-

OH NO NO NO NO!
PPP WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!‽!
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He's making ultimate power move and you should trust the plan.
And i'm not being sarcastic

ulsterscotsman said:
they're mad because Null called their bluff.
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There was no bluff and unlike PPP, Josh pedo allegations are founded and credible and not just attaching a word Pedo to someone's name like in PPP case
ALL HAIL THE PPP
 
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MeltyTW said:
I post a fair bit of PPP religious jokes but I think him deciding to target Null and accuse him of being a pedo after complaining about having it done to himself is pretty scummy.
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I just think it's funny when yet another angry, stupid, A-Loggy newfag shows up and thinks they're making some epic own by posting shit everyone has seen a million times already. Yeah, you can Google an ED article. Congratulations mongoloids, enjoying your first day on the Internet?
 
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Does anybody else think it's weird when leaves have a hangup on American politics and elections? PPP can't vote from Trump any more that Geoff Thew can vote for Biden.

I've always wondered what that says about Canadian politics.
 
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