There is no way OnlyFans would get rid of the porn. Does nobody know that it was already bought by MyFreeCams a few years back since MFC's cam side got wrecked by competition from Chaturbate and Twitch thots? I'm pretty sure the whole point of OF is to get MFC tippers paying a monthly subscription in the same way as Twitch subs. I wonder how many girls setup OFs not realising it's a full on porn site and not just a Patreon alternative...
What's with the Spiderman sheets? Is he in Troy's bed?
Already been addressed. They are his cheap polyester sheets on his daybed in the room next to the "office" garage. Spiderman makes the preteens wet.
Sooooo... not sharing the marital bed Lainey built?
but I took a break from Onion for a few weeks and didn't read back. 
Sooooo... not sharing the marital bed Lainey built?
Edit: Sorry to be
Imagine being in your mid 30's with a edgy flame skull over your manchild bed.
I mean, typically it may be a bit autistic for this much focus to be placed on a tiny dick. But this is Gurg's tiny dick, the raging narcassitic superficial predator who is hyper-fixated on the bodies and looks of others. And extremely self-conscious with his own looks, so much so that he has quite literally misrepresented his appearance for years. He uses choice angles and other camera tricks to hide his giant head, caveman brow, horrific profile, etc. Look at the images he's uploaded over the years of himself and compare then to the court photos. They are all hideous, but he looks like Quasimodo's kin-folk in the court pics.
He admitted it himself that his peepee can fit in his closed fist.How fucking small is this thing that he can cover it like that?
In the one where it's supposed to be erect I thought he was squeezing the life out of a fat mons.
He (could be because his bulbous sized water head) seems to have really small hands, so why would he boast about that feat? Thats like saying "i can stick my pp in a waterbottle"
Average erect penis size is about 5.2 inches. Average male hand breadth is about 3.5 inches. Make of that what you will.
He's such a chad by showing off a bedroom that would realistically be owned by a fourteen-year-old lol
Lol what 30 year old has a mini fridge in their bedroom.
The one who can't get a real job and has a history of fiddling little emo girls.
The layout of his house defiles all logic
That's even funnier than the dick pics. Spiderman sheets, edgy skull flag, giant mirror to stare at his reflection, general messiness. This room belongs to a man in his 30s, amazing.
