🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Nick also found out about the IGG they ran for Miami, and how Ralph refused to refund anyone and had access to the money while Andy didn't, and Andy paying everyone who donated back out of his own pocket. He wasn't exactly happy about that revelation.

I almost forgot about this but fuck man, how could Andy ever talk to him again? I mean it's no surprise because he's a desperate Z-list e-celeb but god damn. And it's kinda funny to hear Nick give every reason why Ethan is being a shithead and then this is dropped in front of him. It really shines a light on the two-faced nature of everyone involved.

So everyone knows Ralph is a scummy piece of shit who rips off his fans, lies about flagging people, doxxing people. Why do assholes like Nick, Jim and now Dick still throw him a bone whenever the gunt begs for one? Just let him sink, he's trash. All the allstars that condemn people like Mundane Matt but will still inject some life into the Killstream whenever it's on the verge of dieing are hypocrits to be honest.

Flagging aside, Mundane Matt got his ass roasted because he is super lame and it was easy to use the flagging as the stick to beat him repeatedly with. Since then, plenty of people have been shown to flag or be okay with flagging certain people so again, Ethan is getting a ton of benefit of the doubt. I think I've said it before but they all act like the clique in Mean Girls.
 
So Rackets held his usual Live Chat Wednesday on Discord today. Of course, the topic that started it off was the PPP/Dick/Ralph thing going on. Key points:

1.) Nick actually enjoyed the PPP exchange with Dick and "would probably" have PPP on again, so long as PPP could follow the rules. What really pissed Nick off was PPP ignoring his request to not drop gamer words on stream because it could get him flagged down, and PPP then decided to do it anyways. As long as he can follow the rules we might have him show up again, the question is if it will be another Bloodsports-esque show.

2.) Nick believes "some Kiwis" don't understand that this entire drama is a boon for Dick, as it's drawing attention to his podcast and New Project 2. Dick revels in drama, after all, and he believes that the autistic showing of PPP last Thursday probably did more good than harm to NP2 and Dick. Nick also doesn't get that the majority of the faggots saying this will 100% ruin Dick are PPPtards who created accounts to shitpost literally while PPP was on his show.

3.) Nick isn't 100% convinced Ralph flagged down PPP's channel. However, he also accepts that the evidence put up by Kiwis showing that the Punished Ralph account is the same one Ralph or one of his lackeys run. When I asked if one could ask if Ralph was not in a good headspace, Nick confirmed that the personal hits Ralph has taken over the past year--from making $13,000 or whatever a month on YouTube/Stream.me to $1,300 if he's lucky on DLive (if the Kiwis tracking such things are to be believed, as Nick based that assertion off those numbers), his father's passing, the failed Miami trip, and then finally Nora's divorcing him to--have taken their toll on the Gunt and that there's no way that Ralph could have the thick skin needed to survive this. Nick confirmed that Ralph is unabashedly back to being an alcoholic, something we've all known. There's also speculation that the reason Nora divorced him is because he never stopped drinking, despite promising her he would. Nick does, however, think it "the most likely possibility" that Ralph flagged down PPP, as PPP egg'd Ralph into doing it. Nick's problem is that if he did then he's trying to hide it rather than coming out and saying ,"Yeah you fat faggot I did it, what you gonna' do about it?" Nick's position is it would have been funnier to come clean and remind PPP he told him to do it, and so pulling a Mundane Matt and doing it and not admitting to it is kind of a shitty thing to do.

Nick also found out about the IGG they ran for Miami, and how Ralph refused to refund anyone and had access to the money while Andy didn't, and Andy paying everyone who donated back out of his own pocket. He wasn't exactly happy about that revelation.
Here's the real question inquiring minds want to know. Does Nick actually find gator funny?
 
Failyah is the only person who hasn't been dragged into this yet. A third gunt might bring some balance!

I like Failyah, but his last attempt at balance on a livestream was saying ‘oh boy there’s yelling guys’ while Andy got consumed by the freshly iced rolls of the Xanax ambassador
 
So Rackets held his usual Live Chat Wednesday on Discord today. Of course, the topic that started it off was the PPP/Dick/Ralph thing going on. Key points:

1.) Nick actually enjoyed the PPP exchange with Dick and "would probably" have PPP on again, so long as PPP could follow the rules. What really pissed Nick off was PPP ignoring his request to not drop gamer words on stream because it could get him flagged down, and PPP then decided to do it anyways. As long as he can follow the rules we might have him show up again, the question is if it will be another Bloodsports-esque show.
Dough vs PPP?


2.) Nick believes "some Kiwis" don't understand that this entire drama is a boon for Dick, as it's drawing attention to his podcast and New Project 2. Dick revels in drama, after all, and he believes that the autistic showing of PPP last Thursday probably did more good than harm to NP2 and Dick. Nick also doesn't get that the majority of the faggots saying this will 100% ruin Dick are PPPtards who created accounts to shitpost literally while PPP was on his show.
Dick clearly had a complete meltdown and the stream with PPP hurt his ego and rep a lot.
In every where except for his inner circle he will hear : BARBIES DREAM HOUSE MANSION and HIGH SCHOOL PROM KING for years too come. His fans seems too understand that he plays a character but masterson seems to believe he really is an gigachad.

3.) Nick isn't 100% convinced Ralph flagged down PPP's channel.
Nick is such a disingenuous faggot. Even if we caught him red handed it would be like "How do you know somone didnt hack his account?" How can you be a janny for this man spectre? Its almost as shameful as being one for Ralph. Except Ralph hasn´t tricked weebs out of 250k dollars.
 
In every where except for his inner circle he will hear : BARBIES DREAM HOUSE MANSION and HIGH SCHOOL PROM KING for years too come. His fans seems too understand that he plays a character but masterson seems to believe he really is an gigachad.

You forgot
I LIVE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS I LIVE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS I LIVE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS I LIVE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

These quotes are the Dick Masterson version of
AIM AIM AIM
PULL IT OUT PULL IT OUT PULL IT OUT
WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES
STAY BACK
GET AWAY FROM MY BUDDEH
ST'AND YOUR GROUND
 
Ralph stopped following Kaz lmao. Got him.


Edit: We're starting the night off hot. Was SpanishInquisition not willing to clean it up?
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Seeing as its in your username and you mention it every post, care to explain your thoughts on Ralph marrying Nora?
My hot take: She had a warm, wet hole that she'd let the gunt stick his bird in every now and then. She's probably used to large, portly beasts that smell odd.
 
So Rackets held his usual Live Chat Wednesday on Discord today. Of course, the topic that started it off was the PPP/Dick/Ralph thing going on. Key points:

1.) Nick actually enjoyed the PPP exchange with Dick and "would probably" have PPP on again, so long as PPP could follow the rules. What really pissed Nick off was PPP ignoring his request to not drop gamer words on stream because it could get him flagged down, and PPP then decided to do it anyways. As long as he can follow the rules we might have him show up again, the question is if it will be another Bloodsports-esque show.

2.) Nick believes "some Kiwis" don't understand that this entire drama is a boon for Dick, as it's drawing attention to his podcast and New Project 2. Dick revels in drama, after all, and he believes that the autistic showing of PPP last Thursday probably did more good than harm to NP2 and Dick. Nick also doesn't get that the majority of the faggots saying this will 100% ruin Dick are PPPtards who created accounts to shitpost literally while PPP was on his show.

3.) Nick isn't 100% convinced Ralph flagged down PPP's channel. However, he also accepts that the evidence put up by Kiwis showing that the Punished Ralph account is the same one Ralph or one of his lackeys run. When I asked if one could ask if Ralph was not in a good headspace, Nick confirmed that the personal hits Ralph has taken over the past year--from making $13,000 or whatever a month on YouTube/Stream.me to $1,300 if he's lucky on DLive (if the Kiwis tracking such things are to be believed, as Nick based that assertion off those numbers), his father's passing, the failed Miami trip, and then finally Nora's divorcing him to--have taken their toll on the Gunt and that there's no way that Ralph could have the thick skin needed to survive this. Nick confirmed that Ralph is unabashedly back to being an alcoholic, something we've all known. There's also speculation that the reason Nora divorced him is because he never stopped drinking, despite promising her he would. Nick does, however, think it "the most likely possibility" that Ralph flagged down PPP, as PPP egg'd Ralph into doing it. Nick's problem is that if he did then he's trying to hide it rather than coming out and saying ,"Yeah you fat faggot I did it, what you gonna' do about it?" Nick's position is it would have been funnier to come clean and remind PPP he told him to do it, and so pulling a Mundane Matt and doing it and not admitting to it is kind of a shitty thing to do.

Nick also found out about the IGG they ran for Miami, and how Ralph refused to refund anyone and had access to the money while Andy didn't, and Andy paying everyone who donated back out of his own pocket. He wasn't exactly happy about that revelation.
You should repost this to the running simpspiracy general thread. useful information.
 
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